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Folks,we all need a hero. For some it is a professional sports figure, a parent, a respected teacher... not us. Our hero is a petless dork from Chicago named 'Ace' Ebb. A guy so obsessed with Nintendo games that he actually forgot his own first name and had to invent one for himself. Rumors abound about this strange figure from our nostalgic past. We all read about his amazing accomplishments in Nintendo Power's first issue. Some have said that he killed his pets so that he would have more time to play Nintendo. Some say his mysterious Owl Lamp contained magical powers, giving him hand-eye coordination and finger reflexes far greater than that of ordinary mortals. There have been reports of assassination attempts, hollywood debauchery, inbreeding... the list goes on... and the lust... the lust to be as great as him. Ace. Well, now you can affiliate yourself with this pop icon by joining the Official 'Ace' Ebb Fan Club. Just send me an e-mail with your nickname, website URL if you have one, and a statement saying "I have no pets!" or "My hobbies are playing Nintendo games, period!" Once you are accepted into this illustrious club, you will have your name printed on this page with me, 'Ace' (honorary member), and the other members of this club, of which there are currently twenty-two (22). You will also be sent a neato-mosquito "Official Member" logo like the one at the bottom of this page, which you can display on your webpage. JOIN NOW! apparantly a visitor to the site thought that *I* was Ace Ebb and proceeded to blaspheme all over the place. Click the link to read the offensive e-mail and my equally inarticulate (yet polite) response! (translated from English into Japanese, then back into English once again) then the shit really hits the fan when inarticulate boy's older cousin tries to swoop in and defend the little nino from my poorly translated verbal attack (physical violence is hinted at!!!)
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EBB SEARCH RESEARCH
ARCHIVE: The link above is a list of possible leads in the search for the elusive "Ace" Ebb. The goal of the Ace Ebb Research Project is to one day find "Ace" and ask him all the questions whose answers will make our lives complete. Or at least we'll ask him what his real first name is. All we know is that he used to live somewhere near Chicago. He could have moved in the past 13 years, so any of the email addresses, phone numbers, or addresses in this little file could point to Ace! I suggest that everyone should try emailing/calling/writing a letter to at least one of the email adresses/phone numbers/mailing addresses at least once a day. If you have ANY information regarding "Ace" Ebb, please contact Bochuk, the official Ace Ebb Research Expert. We will not rest until we find him. |
Surname: Ebb First Name: Unknown Nickname: "Ace" Hobbies: Playing Nintendo games (period!) Pets: None Last Known Place of Residence: Chicago, IL Honors and Acheivements: First Ever Nintendo Power Player Beat Metroid in 72 hours Beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out in 120 hours Beat The Legend of Zelda in 120 hours Beat Super Mario Brothers in 120 hours |
"I heard somewhere that
Ace Ebb is going to join the Video - Maniac (from tsr's
old board) |
"I think that 'Ace' Ebb
coming up in seperate video game - someone at tsr's old
board |
I know what happened to Ace
Ebb.In fact almost everyone here And there's my Ace Ebb theory. -Deathspork, from Goat
and Bubblun's Board |
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Gunstar's Cosmic Corner on 5-4-98 Name: Brian Slone hi, I was just wondering if you knew where I might be able to obtain a copy of the Symphony of the Night music CD. I will go to most any lengths to get it, which includes everything from murder, to paying exhorbiorent prices. Preferably neither though....thanks. Brian Slone You'll go to any lengths to get it? You'll even resort to murder, huh? It just so happens that we have a little hit list here of people who definitely need to be taken out. We'd do it ourselves, but we don't want to get our hands messy. Since you offered to murder somebody for us, might we suggest the following... Hanson Man, we could just go on and on for days. Seriously though, we rang up quite a few places looking for it ourselves and unfortunately, we weren't able to find it. We did however, manage to find a new CastleVania music CD called Dracula MIDI Collection that contains 11 tracks of original arranged music, 6 tracks of game sound simulation, 2 tracks of piano arranged music, 1 track of Kukeika Club arranged MIDI (We don't know who the hell they are either!), PLUS 21 MIDI files and 4 computer illustrations. What a deal! You can buy it
at Game Music Online which is found in our Shopping Links section
of our site. I should also note that Game Music Online had a
picture of the Symphony of the Night soundtrack BUT those bastards
didn't have the CD for sale. ("Let's have a picture of a
CD people want to buy and then not even sell it!") We'll
keep up our search and let you and all of our readers know when
we uncover the elusive Symphony of the Night soundtrack. |
SPECIAL THANKS TO BOCHUK FOR THIS NESFAN.COM THREAD: NESfan.com: Message Forums
Re: The search for Ace Ebb
continues Oh the mystery continues.............
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Ichiban Crush Re: The search for Ace Ebb
continues "Neon Lines, Nobel Prize,
When a Leader speaks, that leader dies..." -Living Colour/Cult
of Personality
Re: The search for Ace Ebb
continues Quote: It's the name, the pose, the attitude, & (perhaps most importantly of all) the OWL LAMPS!
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