Session Start: Sat Nov 14 19:50:17 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
<BigIcarus> hi USA
<Spazzoid> lucky sunnuva bitch
<tweek> ooh blonde from buffy hot
<USAgent> hey
<Toot_CRC> so's Alisa
<Toot_CRC> 8)
<tweek> i got some pics of the blonde from buffy on me harddrive
<Toot_CRC> ooo
<tweek> heh ehhe
<Drk_Warrior> hi agen
<Drk_Warrior> t
<Toot_CRC> wonder what for
<Spazzoid> Yesterday, I was at my fav. used videogame store, and the guy behind the counter said "Should I buy a N64" and I said "HELL NO! N64 blows!"
<tweek> LOOKING AT :)
<Spazzoid> I know the manager and he laughed
<chocob0> hehe
<Toot_CRC> tweek: aaand?
<Toot_CRC> ;)
<tweek> looking at 
<Spazzoid> that was cool
<chocob0> i (unfortunetly) have a n64...  my sisters screamed for it
<Spazzoid> It's ok, man
<BigIcarus> so do i choc
<tweek> i ahve an n64, last time i turned it on was like 3 months ago
<chocob0> with the money they spent they could have gotten a famicom, famicom disk system and a messload of games
<tweek> i rented wild 9 today, it rocks
<Spazzoid> I actually WANTED a N64 when it first came out!
* Toot_CRC wanders off to dreamworld.
<chocob0> i cant remember the last time i turned my n64 on..  when i got ki gold
<chocob0> that game SUX
<Toot_CRC> me too Spaz
<Toot_CRC> 007 turned me on.
<Spazzoid> heh
<chocob0> spaz: ...  ... ...  you...   ...  wanted a n64?  i cant picture that
<tweek> i wanted one too
<BigIcarus> 007 turns you on?
<BigIcarus> wow
<Spazzoid> I played all the way through 007 
<tweek> i went to the store the day it came out
<Spazzoid> Yeah, until i realized the horrible truth
<Spazzoid> after about 14 seconds of Mario 64
<chocob0> goldeneye is the best n64 game...  even thats not sayin a lot
<chocob0> i like action quake
<tweek> mario 64 is the shit
<Toot_CRC> i'm the luckiest bastard on earth
<chocob0> http://action.telefragged.com/ now suckas
<BigIcarus> no tweek
<BigIcarus> it is shit
<tweek> noo
<chocob0> i rented the japanese ultra 64 or whatever it was
<tweek> i think you have something wrong with you
<BigIcarus> it wasnt at the begining
<Spazzoid> Mario 64 blows
<chocob0> that was an experience
<IMPOSTORoni> yes it is
<BigIcarus> i liked it too
<Toot_CRC> M64 suczzz
<BigIcarus> but when i got all 120 starz in a week
<chocob0> pilotwings manual was alot better and mario 64 had more awesome noises
<BigIcarus> i got sick of it
<chocob0> yaHeHWhwhaHA
<Toot_CRC> I'd rather play Bible ADventures.
<Spazzoid> heh heh
<chocob0> hey i like bible adventures
<BigIcarus> Bible Adventures is cool though
<Toot_CRC> me too, it's no that bad
<Spazzoid> Spiritual Warfare is better, IMO
<BigIcarus> so its not a fair comparison
<chocob0> you pick up the spider and the guard and the baby and throw em all over the place
<tweek> n64 sucks in general , but m64, and goldeneye are cool
<Toot_CRC> it just has bad reputation
<Spazzoid> heh
<chocob0> but noahs ark is just repetition
<chocob0> get the lambs.  get the sheep.  get this.  get that
<BigIcarus> whats the game like?  i never played it
<Toot_CRC> Imp_Blank really hates Goldeneye.
* Spazzoid rips an ad out of a magazine for N64 and wipes his ass with it
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah
<IMPOSTORoni> and anime
<chocob0> ewww
<chocob0> i like anime
<Spazzoid> The guards in 007 are extremely AI impaired :)
<Toot_CRC> I hate anime too.
<Toot_CRC> And I hate Pokemon.
<chocob0> it is the bombdiggy
<BigIcarus> spazz, was that 2-ply?
<chocob0> i also like pokemon
<BigIcarus> toot, how can you?
<chocob0> it is mad phat yo
<BigIcarus> its cool
<BigIcarus> yeah choc
<Toot_CRC> BI: i'm finnish
<BigIcarus> you tell em
<BigIcarus> sh
<BigIcarus> er
<BigIcarus> ah
<IMPOSTORoni> too many bolds make me go crazy
<chocob0> anime r00lz cause you never know what to expect next, i love the animation
<Spazzoid> No, artificial intelligence impaired
<Toot_CRC> *drools*
<Spazzoid> anime kix ass
<chocob0> ahahahaha
<Toot_CRC> ohsweetjesus i'm so happy
<Spazzoid> we have an anime club at school :)
<Spazzoid> why is dat, tooty?
<BigIcarus> i like the Jap opening to Pokémon better than the Eng version
<BigIcarus> it owns me
<Toot_CRC> Spaz: my girl is hot
<BigIcarus> that and Game Station
<Spazzoid> hell yeah
<chocob0> i might start a japanese club jus so i can learn the friggin language
<chocob0> the pokemon opening/endings are gay
<Toot_CRC> Spaz: I luv her, she luvs me... wheee
<chocob0> the poke rap is totally dudical
<Spazzoid> g0+ n e n00D piX!!?!?!
<BigIcarus> choc, the english ones are
<BigIcarus> the jap ones are cool
<Spazzoid> heh
<IMPOSTORoni> 4,8 so hot indeed
<Spazzoid> scan some pix for us and write MINE!!! in the title bar on your page....
<BigIcarus> i can show you an mpg for the jap opening if you want choc
<Spazzoid> so very hot
<Spazzoid> boyoyoyoying
<chocob0> no thx icarus
<BigIcarus> ok
<chocob0> i'm goin to play action quake in a bit :)
<Toot_CRC> hooooot
<BigIcarus> you dont know what youre missin
<Spazzoid> I'm trying to buy my friend's Maxi 15 cart from him
<chocob0> maxi 15?
<chocob0> yay
<chocob0> get it!
<Spazzoid> he's a SNES d00D and he still won't sell it!
<tweek> dave's classics had to take all their roms off
<Spazzoid> >:(
<chocob0> offer him snes games/emus/romz or somethin
<Spazzoid> maxi 15 is cool
<tweek> is there a maxi 15 rom?
<Spazzoid> over half the games are cool, the other half suck ass
<chocob0> or poke his shoulders with sharp pointy objects until he agrees to trade
<Spazzoid> I don't think so
<Spazzoid> I think I'll write out a fake will:
<Spazzoid> Name: Shawn
<Spazzoid> My Maxi 15 cart goes to: My good friend spazz
<tweek> damn i emailed IDSA about SitC a week ago..
<chocob0> hehe
<tweek> heh heh
<Spazzoid> My NES games go to: Spazz again
<Toot_CRC> I want all my stuff buried with me.
<Spazzoid> You'll need a pretty big coffin :)
<Toot_CRC> I have this old bunker...
<Toot_CRC> actually I don't
<Toot_CRC> i'm poor
<BigIcarus> toot, i want your NES console thingie from the store with the 20 cart holders
<chocob0> if i die im goin to give all my kids my nes stuff and have them hand it down to their kids and soforth but somewhere along the line they'll probably become antiques at which point somebody will sell them and then i'll have to haunt them
<Toot_CRC> BI: everybody does
<BigIcarus> good idea choc
<Spazzoid> yeah
<BigIcarus> but.....
<BigIcarus> in the future...
<Toot_CRC> me too coco
<BigIcarus> we wont use electrical outlets anymore
<Spazzoid> Me too! I'll fight BI to the death for it :)
<BigIcarus> making the NES ultimately useles
<chocob0> hm didnt think of that...  people will probably make adaptors tho
<Spazzoid> Someone'll make converters :)
<BigIcarus> I challenge you to a duel then
<Toot_CRC> I'll kill my kids if they sell my retail NES.
<chocob0> and then those will have to be handed down too
* Spazzoid unholsters golden zapper
<chocob0> toot: u have a retail nes?  u must give it to me
<BigIcarus> wait
<BigIcarus> we need to set grounds for the duel
<Toot_CRC> coco: www.mbnet.fi/~retrolan/retail.htm
<IMPOSTORoni> blah
<BigIcarus> since i challenged, you choose weapons
<BigIcarus> then we go 50 paces or something
<chocob0> no i meant ship it to my house :)
<Toot_CRC> coco: i know, I just want you to take a look
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> hohohoho
<IMPOSTORoni> hahahahahahaha
<BigIcarus> oh, i did something cool with my zapper today.
<chocob0> i've got to get me one
<BigIcarus> i got a laser pointer....
<Toot_CRC> you know, Alisa's even better lookin' than that blonde in Buffy 8)
<BigIcarus> and taped it onto the zapper...
<Toot_CRC> coco: good luck, you'll need it
<chocob0> pal only?  ack
<BigIcarus> now i have pinpoint accuracy
<Spazzoid> cool
<BigIcarus> its cool
<chocob0> oh sure just taunt me and lower my confidence
<Toot_CRC> bwahahah
<Spazzoid> oh yeah?
<Spazzoid> Well I have a GOLDEN ZAPPER!!!
<BigIcarus> whats a retail NES?
<Spazzoid> HA HA HA!
<BigIcarus> d'oh
<Spazzoid> The kind that were in stores...demo units
<Toot_CRC> bi: my damned store NES thingie
<BigIcarus> i am going to get spraypaint and do that
<Toot_CRC> with 20 cartslots
<tweek> i wanna retail nes
<Toot_CRC> and a cool intro
<BigIcarus> thats what i ment
<chocob0> after i kick your door down armed to the teeth with various automatic weapons i'll have to remember to say that to you as i rip your retail nes from the wall
<tweek> you sell me it
<BigIcarus> thats what i want
<chocob0> buahahahahah
<Toot_CRC> tweek: sure, that'll be a buck
<BigIcarus> i'll pay top dollar for it
<Toot_CRC> I wants dollarS
<IMPOSTORoni> hey spaz tell your sister i said hi
<BigIcarus> Toot, i'd pay like $50 for it
<Spazzoid> heh...ok
<Toot_CRC> bi: I spit at your offer
<Spazzoid> she says "Go fuck yourself you fuckin' stupid cunt"
<IMPOSTORoni> bi?
<BigIcarus> dont forget....
<IMPOSTORoni> hahahaha
<Toot_CRC> Oh tell her I luv her
<chocob0> icarus: its PAL only, so even if u did get it you'd also have to buy his tv
<Toot_CRC> no, there are converters
<BigIcarus> american money is worth more than your scandinavian money
<IMPOSTORoni> i guess that answers my question about her getting her period yet
<tweek> scandiho
<Spazzoid> ROB's goin for over 50 bucks on eGAY
<Toot_CRC> and the retail NES can be converted to NTSC
<IMPOSTORoni> sounds like its that time of the month already
<Toot_CRC> BI: I know
<Spazzoid> heh
<chocob0> i got a rob
<chocob0> !
<chocob0> i need another
<chocob0> i want an army of them positioned in various spots around my room
<BigIcarus> i'm getting a ROB from Imp as soon as i give him the tapes of the State
<Toot_CRC> I need another retail NES.
<Spazzoid> ROB is da shiznit
<chocob0> to go with my nes wallpaper
<Toot_CRC> I bet I could find one.
<Spazzoid> ANOTHER?!?!!?
<chocob0> oh ANOTHER?  sure just corner the market on em
<Spazzoid> AAgh
<Toot_CRC> yeah, it looks lonely
<Spazzoid> I'm going to be sick
* Spazzoid pukes on Toot_CRC's NES retail unit
<Toot_CRC> they're so common
<Toot_CRC> aren't they?
* Spazzoid cries in agony
<chocob0> "oh it looks lonely"..  well it wont be lonely after i take it cause i'll be playin it every day thinkin about what a turd u were
<chocob0> !
<Spazzoid> hee
<Toot_CRC> haha, it just sits overthere on the shelf
<BigIcarus> Toot, you have to get me one
<BigIcarus> hook me up
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Nov 14 20:06:24 1998


Session Start: Sat Nov 14 20:11:51 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
<chocob0> mmmhmm
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
<Toot_CRC> I used to hook up my retail NES just to watch it flick thru all the games and show the intro
<Spazzoid> heh
<Toot_CRC> darn that's fun
<chocob0> i played a retail nes at sears for about five hours straight once
<BigIcarus> dont waste it like that toot
<Spazzoid> My name is paul and I am a hacker! Yesterday I accessed the school's computer! The truth: Oh yeah, I was on that school computer :(
<chocob0> cause my dad worked there and forwhatever reason i got stuck with him at work
<Toot_CRC> Ever since I was a kid, i've wanted a retail NES.
<BigIcarus> choc, right here.  6 on a retail sega
<Toot_CRC> Now I finally have one.
<Spazzoid> hell yeah
* Spazzoid cries, remembering nostalgic memories
<chocob0> it was so awesome a small crowd actually formed when i got to mike tyson
<chocob0> i lost tho :(
<Toot_CRC> me too =(
<Toot_CRC> I had the same situation
<chocob0> but i gave out tips on mario and talked about mario 2
<BigIcarus> how old were you?
<Toot_CRC> brb 
*** Quits: Toot_CRC (Quit: Gotta run, check out my NES site at www.mbnet.fi/~retrolan)
<chocob0> ummm 5 or 6
<tweek> i remember when the little smb3 sweepstakes thing were in oreo boxes.. they were like transparent and shit.. i never won
*** Quits: ABP (Quit: Leaving)
<Spazzoid> The FIRST two games I ever rented for the NES in my lifetime were Kung Fu and Hogan's alley
<BigIcarus> did people take youre tips on mario or just think you were some shit kid?
<chocob0> no they took em
<chocob0> i helped some kid get past the great tiger
<BigIcarus> i dont remember the first games i rented
<Spazzoid> I got to the third level in Kung Fu and back then that was equivlent to finding a cure for aids. I felt SOOOO cool...
<BigIcarus> i remember the first games i had thoug
<MrPlutonium> tata
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<chocob0> i remember renting mario 3...  i got so scared because the game was so dirty and wouldnt work, i didnt want my parents to think i broke it
<BigIcarus> TMNT (before i got my nes), and then SMB/DH (w/ nes)
*** Joins: Toot_CRC (joonaph@ppp281.mbnet.fi)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Toot_CRC
<Spazzoid> heh
<Toot_CRC> Wheeee, I have a gorgeus gf and a retail NES! 
<tweek> i remember when i rented skate or die, and it wouldnt work
<Spazzoid> Yeah? Well I have a ROB sitting on my TV so to hell with you!
<Spazzoid> heh
<chocob0> yeh well you cant touch my rob/twinbee3/powerglove combo boom boom bang
<Spazzoid> heh
<BigIcarus> i remember renting ski or die and accidentally leaving the deck on all night
<Spazzoid> Oh yeah
<Toot_CRC> I have an Enterprise, Bird of Prey, and a Romulan warbird on my monitor
<Spazzoid> it was hot enough to fry an egg on top :)
<BigIcarus> i was so scared that i broke my deck
<tweek> you have twinbee 3 *drool*
<chocob0> i remember breaking my nes power adaptor and replacing it with a atari 5200 one, terrified that my nes wouldnt work if somethin went wrong
<chocob0> twinbee 3s awesome but a little too short
<Toot_CRC> you can't touch my gf
<BigIcarus> but the one thing i would rather have more than a retail nes....
<Toot_CRC> my gf?
<BigIcarus> is this thing that my friends dad made for him when he was 6
<BigIcarus> it had the shape of an arcade console....
<Spazzoid> na na hey hey
<BigIcarus> and a TV where the monitor would be...
<chocob0> icarus:  was it grey?
<BigIcarus> the deck was implanted inside on the side...
<BigIcarus> and the controlers stuck out and had a velcro latch
<BigIcarus> no choc it wasnt
<tweek> look at this
<tweek> http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=40679730
<tweek> *drool*
<Spazzoid> I'm listening to a Life Force midi medley
<BigIcarus> he moved to West Virginia a few years back
<chocob0> oh..  i seen advertisements for somethin like that in a magazine
<BigIcarus> i hated it when he moved
<Spazzoid> what item is that?
<tweek> Nintendo NES Legend of Zelda w/ box, tips '87
<chocob0> oh SHIT
<Spazzoid> shaweet
<Spazzoid> wottsa matta, Choc?
<chocob0> i seen a messload of those at the fleamarket for $3 a piece, didnt think to get em
<BigIcarus> holy fuck
<IMPOSTORoni> aw yeah
<IMPOSTORoni> abp took the file
<IMPOSTORoni> hahahaha
<BigIcarus> my uncle had this a long tine ago
<BigIcarus> time
<chocob0> dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*** Toot_CRC is now known as HappyToot
<Spazzoid> next time, my friend...next time
<IMPOSTORoni> now all i need is to find out what port he's using
* Drk_Warrior gives HappyToot anti-depressents
<chocob0> but yay i just remembered my cousin a big fan of import games says she might give me a lot of her snes/nes stuff and also a gameboy
<Spazzoid> cooooool
<chocob0> i remember she got a superfamicom and i was amazed..  i hope i get that :)
<Spazzoid> bitchin
<IMPOSTORoni> boowap
<chocob0> i have to give her a call sometime..  i never see her tho :(
<Spazzoid> that's too bad
<HappyToot> sad
<BigIcarus> does she live far from you?
<HappyToot> unlike me, who's HAPPY!!
<chocob0> a couple miles
<BigIcarus> go see her
<chocob0> i barely see her i dont know what to say...  "hi can i have your (s)fc stuff?"
<HappyToot> bribe her with some hot lovin' first
<BigIcarus> ah
<BigIcarus> that could be a prov
<BigIcarus> prob
<Spazzoid> eeeew
<chocob0> i'll have to send my sister out
<Spazzoid> YAY!
<HappyToot> to bribe her with some hot lovin'?
<IMPOSTORoni> imp1's sister is better than spaz's
<IMPOSTORoni> and shes only 10
<Spazzoid> You should change your nick to Toot_has_a_hot_girlfriend_and_you_don't_so_screw_you_heh_heh
<chocob0> toot: umm no :)
<HappyToot> Spaz: I should!
<IMPOSTORoni> toots girlfriend is like akane from ranma
<Spazzoid> it's a little long, eh?
<IMPOSTORoni> when she gets wet she turns into a guy
<HappyToot> uhh, I take that's not a good thing
<Spazzoid> No, dumbass, that's Ranma Chan
<chocob0> lol that would suck
<Spazzoid> That would indeed...
* Spazzoid pukes
<IMPOSTORoni> oh yeah akane has black hair
<HappyToot> mine doesn't
<IMPOSTORoni> and she has that little hampster thing
<HappyToot> she used to
<Spazzoid> Venus Terzo, the voice of Princess Lana in Captain N, does the voice of Akane
<chocob0> toot: are you sure?  get the hose :)
*** Joins: _Tobias_ (splooge@pm186-28.dialip.mich.net)
<IMPOSTORoni> damn abp
<HappyToot> choco: iiihihi
<Spazzoid> The guy (I forgot his name) who does the voice of Eggplant wizard does the voice of Ryoga
<IMPOSTORoni> where are all your ports
<_Tobias_> ok i am back
<IMPOSTORoni> he better be online
<_Tobias_> yaayyy toots happy
<HappyToot> baa bab baab baaa baaabababa
<HappyToot> yay
<Spazzoid> I had to work 9 hours today...blargh
<HappyToot> cuz my girl is hot!
<chocob0> spaz: did i tell you?  go down to your local bradless cause mine got a bunch of legend of zelda tapes on clearance
<HappyToot> wheeeee
<_Tobias_> heheh
<Spazzoid> hmmmm
<HappyToot> now i'm annoying you with my perkiness
<chocob0> $2 a piece and they said more next month
<_Tobias_> noo
<HappyToot> hey!
<tweek> zelda tapes?
<BigIcarus> i remember i had a Legend of Zelda tape
<HappyToot> I never saw any Zelda cartoons
<Spazzoid> bradless?
<BigIcarus> my bro got it for his 4th B-day
<_Tobias_> I did
<chocob0> yeh...  they got retarded names, mine are called "the ringer" and "sing for the unicorn"
<IMPOSTORoni> bloop
<Spazzoid> Link always said "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"
<HappyToot> except there was a teaser on a SMB take... I wanted to see Zelda so badly...
<chocob0> the one called sing for the unicorn has no singing in it whatsoever
<BigIcarus> I had Sing for the Unicorn
<BigIcarus> or he did
<IMPOSTORoni> i bet ganon had a hairless ass
<BigIcarus> hheh
<chocob0> spaz: i know that made me cringe
<HappyToot> I can't type!
<HappyToot> But that's okay!
<HappyToot> cuz i'm happyyy
<IMPOSTORoni> cause so are you
<chocob0> i like the authentic sounds
<IMPOSTORoni> we broke our mirrors
<HappyToot> I like you.
<chocob0> brrZAPZAPZAP *plink*
<Spazzoid> Hey Princess, want to kiss me?
<Spazzoid> No, piss off link.
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<Spazzoid> WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME!!
<IMPOSTORoni> i wonder what that sprite chicks boobs looked like
<chocob0> or princess would say ok and then ganon would attack
<HappyToot> Link should've just gotten Zelda really drunk and abused her.
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah
<BigIcarus> gonna go now
<BigIcarus> bbl
*** Quits: BigIcarus (Connection reset by peer)
<HappyToot> wimp
<tweek> i think you should go to bed toot
<IMPOSTORoni> boink
<HappyToot> tweek: it's only 3:30 AM
<Spazzoid> It's 7:30 PM over here in NE
<HappyToot> wtf goes to bed this early
<_Tobias_> its 8:30 PM
<Spazzoid> heh
<_Tobias_> here
<IMPOSTORoni> shit its almost9
<chocob0> its 8:30 here
<IMPOSTORoni> er space
<_Tobias_> where are you from Chocobo
* HappyToot drools over a pic of Alisa.
<chocob0> new yorkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
<_Tobias_> im from Michigan
<chocob0> yay
<HappyToot> There's only one thing about Alisa, her adam's apple is pretty damn big.
<HappyToot> only BAD thin
<HappyToot> jumankauta
<_Tobias_> um...............
<tweek> I WANNA TOP LOADER NES
<tweek> sell me one
<chocob0> im goin to get me one of those for christmas probably
<HappyToot> uh, seriously, i've been thinking of selling my retail NES
*** Quits: IMPOSTORoni (Connection reset by peer)
<chocob0> or otor might get me one cause his friend is going to give him two
<Spazzoid> WHAT!?!?!1?
<_Tobias_> i want it
* Spazzoid whips out his golden zapper
<Spazzoid> anyone else want to compete for it?!?!?
<chocob0> no toploadingnes for you
<_Tobias_> TOOT CAN I HAVE IT!
<tweek>  I WANT IT
<tweek> I WANT IT
<tweek> I WANT IT
<_Tobias_> yes
<HappyToot> Tob: no!
<_Tobias_> hehehh
<chocob0> give it to meeeee
<HappyToot> you gotta pay to play
* Spazzoid sets his zapper to 'kill'
* _Tobias_ gets out sword
<tweek> i pay $20!
<Spazzoid> cuantos?
<HappyToot> haah
<_Tobias_> um..
<Spazzoid> put me down for $30~
<_Tobias_> 25
<_Tobias_> 35
<tweek> $25
<tweek> $40
<_Tobias_> 35
<_Tobias_> 45
<tweek> $46
<_Tobias_> 500
<Spazzoid> I'll give you a SMB/DH cart with actual dried Spit from the mouth of Spazz!
<tweek> dumbass
<Spazzoid> whoa
<Spazzoid> Schyeah right
<HappyToot> Spaz: woah
<_Tobias_> i eman 50
<HappyToot> Spaz: like in Monkey Island 2....
<Spazzoid> so....
<Spazzoid> heh
<HappyToot> 500 it is then.
* chocob0 wishes he wasnt broke
<HappyToot> You got a deal.
<_Tobias_> I said 50
<Spazzoid> And I'll give you the rest of my nacho cheese goldfish crackers!
<_Tobias_> noooooooooooooooooo
<HappyToot> nooo!
<HappyToot> a deal's a deal
<_Tobias_> let Spazzoid ahve it
<tweek> i burn you nes rom cds
<Spazzoid> You said 500 you lying sack of shit :)
<HappyToot> haha
<Spazzoid> he
<Spazzoid> heh heh
<_Tobias_> um..........
<Spazzoid> How about we draw straws?
<_Tobias_> No way
<tweek> thump my pecker
<_Tobias_> ok
* Spazzoid draws the looooooooooooooongest stray
<HappyToot> he said 500!
<Spazzoid> straw
<HappyToot> I'll sue you!
<Spazzoid> whoopsie
<Spazzoid> ut oh
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<Spazzoid> Take it on Jerry Springer!
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<]robin> Hiya.
<_Tobias_> um.....................
<_Tobias_> .
<_Tobias_> .
<_Tobias_> .
<Spazzoid> Hey Robin heya Mr. Togo
<HappyToot> uh, I really hate speaking english
<Spazzoid> hablas espanol?
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* _Tobias_ gets ready to slit his troght with his sword
*** Quits: Pharoahic (Quit: Leaving)
<HappyToot> no comprendo amigo
<_Tobias_> ILL DO IT
<_Tobias_> no im just kididng
<Spazzoid> no problemo
*** Quits: golgo13_ (Quit: Leaving)
<]robin> hey. be nice to your troght.
<HappyToot> okay-o
<Spazzoid> If it's nice tomorrow I'll go golfing
<Spazzoid> and if it's not, I'll golf on my NES
<HappyToot> haw'
* _Tobias_ shudders
<]robin> eck. miniature golfing is the only way to go.
<_Tobias_> i hate golfing
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<Spazzoid> wb Mister Togo, sir
<Spazzoid> Golgo 13 anime is cool
<HappyToot> I wonder how much people'd pay for a retail NES on eBay?
* _Tobias_ puts sword away
<Spazzoid> he has sex with hot chicks then they try to kill him and he shoots them
<_Tobias_> i want it
<Spazzoid> Toot> auction it off...get some big bucks, my friend!!!
<]robin> who tried to kill him?
<_Tobias_> but im flat broke
<HappyToot> Spaz: yeaaa
<]robin> oh, wait, you're talking about the anime, not the games. nevermind.
<HappyToot> damn
<golgo13_> ung, yep that's me Spaz
<_Tobias_> ill be the avoutner
<HappyToot> I keep kicking my NES
<Spazzoid> cool
<Spazzoid> Why? Why do you kick your NES?
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Nov 14 20:39:00 1998


Session Start: Sun Nov 15 17:55:43 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'naka naka'
*** Set by Toot_CRC on Sun Nov 15 17:44:59
-NickServ- Password accepted for nick USAgent
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Nov 15 17:56:15 1998


Session Start: Mon Nov 16 21:38:42 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'IMPOSTORoni: "ill say i smoke so i sound cool, when i really eat candy cigarettes in my parents basement where i live"'
*** Set by IMPOSTORoni on Mon Nov 16 20:36:41
<BigIc> uh, yeah
<johnX> Is ChanBitch lagged?
<BigIc> anyway
<Dave2081> sometimes when shes naughty I fuck her up the ass
<IMPOSTORoni> what then ic
<Vipir> yeah
<BigIc> i'll msg it to you
<IMPOSTORoni> no you dont dave
<USAgent> that's the last time I stray into an unfamiliar channel
<IMPOSTORoni> ok
<Dave2081> that shuts her the fuck up
<IMPOSTORoni> no it doesnt dave
<johnX> Woooooooow!  Power Surge!
<IMPOSTORoni> it really doesnt
<johnX> Cooooooooooooooooool!
*** Quits: Crazysivart (Quit: http://members.tripod.com/~eightbit/)
<IMPOSTORoni> do you even have a girlfried
<IMPOSTORoni> n
<IMPOSTORoni> i had to go to a girls soccer game today
<Dave2081> this is too wierd I gotta go smoke
<IMPOSTORoni> ugh
<USAgent> bang bang you're dead
<USAgent> hole in your head
<IMPOSTORoni> ahem
<IMPOSTORoni> look at the topic
<USAgent> bang bang you're dead
<IMPOSTORoni> cool guy
<USAgent> hole in your head
<Vipir> hehehe
<Vipir> yeah
<IMPOSTORoni> you going to msg me ic?
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
*** Quits: johnX (Quit: 1Get 15,1°ShowDowN v8.5 PrO°1 Now At 15,1http://koti.icenet.fi/~julsei/)
*** Dave2081 is now known as dave_is_away_smoking_a_ciggere
<Vipir> haha
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
<Vipir> he ran out of room
<Vipir> hwearro
<Vipir> hehe
<dave_is_away_smoking_a_ciggere> yeah but shes skanky
<golgo> IMP I ignored you and I don't know how to unignore you
<Strider> dr. pepper isn't as good as mr. pibb, but mr. pibb is a complete knock-off of dr. pepper
<golgo> there's Dr. Thunder too
<Strider> never heard of it
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<BigIc> remember Kick?
<IMPOSTORoni> mr phwibbles is the worst
<IMPOSTORoni> it tastes like balls
<golgo> its a Wal-mart brand
<BigIc> hahahah
<Vipir> hehehe
<golgo> Jooky
<Strider> Surge, its like an imaginary drink you would see on a sitcom
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<BigIc> remember those Super Mario Drinks?  There were 5 of them i think.
<golgo> surge tastes bad
<Strider> i've never had it
<golgo> don't have it 
<golgo> it's nasty, bleacch
<Strider> ok
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*** Joins: golgo (filostrato@Port-27.nceye.net)
<Strider> i don't remember any super mario drinks
<BigIc> they may have been local strider
<BigIc> i remeber that the yoshi one made you piss like no tomorrow
<Vipir> I remember them
<Vipir> hahahaha
<BigIc> and they tasted like shyot
<maat> brb
*** Quits: Drk_Warrior (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by Alfred_Chicken)))
*** Joins: Alfred_Chicken (fourscore@ppp4.netpointe.com)
*** Alfred_Chicken is now known as Drk_Warrior
*** Quits: golgo (Quit: Leaving)
*** USAgent is now known as USAgent_Away
<Strider> the new offspring video is funny
<Strider> making fun of wiggers and stuff
<BigIc> wiggers suck
<BigIc> but theyre funny
<Strider> wiggers?
<Vipir> my cd thingy is like off
<Vipir> or something
<Vipir> it skips every 46 seconds exactly
<Strider> i was talking about the new offspring video, thats whats funny
<Vipir> and it aint' the cd either
<Vipir> heh
<maat> strider - people of the anglo-saxon persuasion who think they are of the afro-american persuasion
<IMPOSTORoni> thingy
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<Vipir> hehehe
<Vipir> yeah
<Strider> oh, i gotta be more p.c.
<Strider> yeah, thingy, sounds like a girl
<Vipir> hehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> 80% of all black americans today have some white ancestors
<IMPOSTORoni> all that slave raping made some babies
<Vipir> I saw this kid with a mcdonalds uniform on wreck his bike today
<Vipir> lmao
*** USAgent_Away is now known as USAgent
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> was it pooki
<Strider> Imp-yeah but how many whites have black ancestors?
<Vipir> god it was funny
<Vipir> haahahaha
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<BigIc> imp, find it yet?
<IMPOSTORoni> nope
<IMPOSTORoni> he's not listed
<BigIc> damn
<IMPOSTORoni> probably because he's a minor
<BigIc> i'll bet
<Vipir> the rampaging chipmunk
*** Quits: golgo (Quit: Leaving)
<Vipir> woohoo
<BigIc> someone is going to blackmail him for NWO Tickets
<IMPOSTORoni> what the hell is that nega site about vipir
<IMPOSTORoni> thats some weird shit
<Vipir> what
<BigIc> if he cant get em, the fag's profile is going up all over the school
<BigIc> along w/ his site
<IMPOSTORoni> #negaforce
<Vipir> oh
<Vipir> heh
<IMPOSTORoni> thats some weird stuff
<Vipir> you haven't ever heard of the negaverse?
<IMPOSTORoni> you spend too much time on these cybering channels
<Vipir> and all that
<BigIc> whats the negaforce?
<Vipir> hahahaha
<Vipir> dammit it's not a cybering channel
<IMPOSTORoni> uh huh
<IMPOSTORoni> #hell is boring
<Vipir> hehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> negaduck owns
<BigIc> what have they been talking about since youve been there?
<Vipir> none of the channels i'm on are sexually oriented channels
<Vipir> hehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> oh come on
<Vipir> at least none of the ones you can see..
<IMPOSTORoni> did you just see that?
<Vipir> see what
<IMPOSTORoni> <`Mae> While youre waiting, wanna play with me?
<IMPOSTORoni> what the hell is that
<Vipir> hehehehe
<Vipir> who knows
*** BigIc is now known as Lumaga
<Lumaga> this i wanna see
<Vipir> I'm just a lurker..I try not to get involved in the inner-workings of the channel
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<IMPOSTORoni> uh huh
<IMPOSTORoni> boing
<Strider> Imp-what channel is that in?
<IMPOSTORoni> #Negaforce
<IMPOSTORoni> its a cybering channel for vipir and his frooky friends
<Strider> cybering is pretty lame, vipir
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<Vipir> dammit
<Vipir> no it's not
<maat> my favorite thing to do is conjugate the word "shit" into numerous forms in one sentence
<Vipir> I mean
<Vipir> dammit
<IMPOSTORoni> vipir is horny strider
<Vipir> I mean it's not a cybering channel
<Vipir> dammit
<Vipir> that's it
<Vipir> I'm gonna get upset
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> "fuck bill gates, fuck the internet..."
Session Close: Mon Nov 16 21:55:39 1998


Session Start: Tue Nov 17 16:58:43 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'www.botcon.com   - I'm goin'
*** Set by Kasady on Tue Nov 17 16:54:52
<mixmastermike> damn ebay in general
<SillySap> sup agent
<MonsterTurtle> he always puts up cool shit, but he wins the auctions himself just to get positive feedback
<USAgent> hey
<USAgent> i'm pissed off
<kee-dog> who?
<mixmastermike> hey magenta
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*** TheTall_Man is now known as The_Tall_Man
<kee-dog> mt: why would u do that it costs money 
<The_Tall_Man> Kasady- How do you make your own pallette on smc ripr
<USAgent> i hate everybody
<SillySap> like toot?
<MonsterTurtle> kee: I'm sure the guy asells some stuff
* USAgent is angry at everything
<MonsterTurtle> but every auction I've bid on of his (or by one of his alternate names) has been ended early, with him giving the high bid
<SillySap> why?!?
<MonsterTurtle> it's bullshit
<Kasady> tall_Man: I believe you can edit it. you'd have to read the docs. I've never tried it
<mixmastermike> heh thats fucked up
<The_Tall_Man> Kasady- Its fuckedup
<mixmastermike> what does he sell?
<MonsterTurtle> Well, he's currently selling the Kunio SFC dodgeball game
<mixmastermike> oh my
<MonsterTurtle> Super Super Dodgeball, essentially
<The_Tall_Man> I know where you can get Mr Kunio game for nes
<MonsterTurtle> Tall man: where
<mixmastermike> i would expect that to go incredibly high
<Kasady> you oculd check the homepage for palettes. although, the official page is sitting there, since the project is officially dead
<kee-dog> i emailed someone asking why they were selling SMB on ebay
<mixmastermike> but the question would be "does he really own it"?
* _Tobias_ is away
<MonsterTurtle> OP: exactly
<mixmastermike> im brett
<Kasady> btw, dropped in on efnet earlier and slipped into #romhack. they have someone with PACH's nick sitting in gay chans
*** Quits: The_Tall_Man (Client exited)
<SillySap> why in hell would you want to sell smb? for $5?
<MonsterTurtle> Kas: hehe.  They don' like him
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<The_Tall_Man> Dat what I did
<Kasady> they hacked emucult
<Kasady> again
<mixmastermike> really?
<mixmastermike> woah
<kee-dog> someone do me a favor and go to nesco.simplenet.com and see if it is up
*** Quits: The_Tall_Man (Client exited)
<mixmastermike> a true hack or did pach do it himself?
<Kasady> true. has to be
<mixmastermike> k
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Nov 17 17:03:51 1998


Session Start: Wed Nov 18 16:37:27 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'http://brinstar.dynip.com/ for free space to NES sites (OctoPook|   Optimus Pimp rules'
*** Set by Kasady on Wed Nov 18 16:20:10
<Drk_Warrior> hi agent
<USAgent> hey
*** Nardito is now known as {KANE}
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
<Knight|> as in walknig stick nard?
*** {KANE} is now known as [kane]
<crono_workin> yo us-dude
<Knight|> nes center is an nes site
<Knight|> oops
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Nov 18 16:39:17 1998


Session Start: Sat Nov 21 14:38:05 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'one thing ya can't hide, is when you're crippled inside'
*** Set by Toot_CRC on Sat Nov 21 14:27:28
<The_Tall_Man> Ol retard hands
*** Toot_CRC sets mode: +b *!*dalnet@dragonlair.dal.net
*** The_Tall_Man was kicked by Toot_CRC (Me no like you.)
<johnX> ha ha ha
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Nov 21 14:38:40 1998


Session Start: Sat Nov 21 21:39:50 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'http://nesco.simplenet.com/archives/  nes uNtitled,   what you think?'
*** Set by akeera on Sat Nov 21 19:59:25
<Spazzoid> kitsune es muy feo y trabajo en mcdonalds
<Kitsune_Ryuneko> why did you leave spazz
<Spazzoid> I was testing roms
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
<IMPOSTORoni> you do?
<IMPOSTORoni> hahaha
<IMPOSTORoni> id never get a food service job
<Spazzoid> me neither
<IMPOSTORoni> i hate helping people out and all that shit
<BJcool> nestical is awsome
<Spazzoid> I work as a grocery checker
<IMPOSTORoni> i want a job where i can rip people off and treat them like garbage
<Kitsune_Ryuneko> ha ha ha ha
<Spazzoid> You want paper or plastic, bitch?
<BJcool> i have over 100 game hacks on it
<Spazzoid> eh heh heh
<IMPOSTORoni> bj youre trying waaay too hard
<BJcool> so do i
<Kitsune_Ryuneko> lawyer 
<Spazzoid> yes
<IMPOSTORoni> nah lawyer=more school than i want
<Kitsune_Ryuneko> oh
<BJcool> atleast you noticed, i know dilweed on computers
<IMPOSTORoni> id like to work at a computer all day so i dont have to talk to people or treat them nice
<Spazzoid> My checker friend at work smoked pot last night and ate a BIG lunch today...heh heh
<Spazzoid> computers never argue or yell at you
<IMPOSTORoni> man i got a case of the munchies
<BigIc> Billy Madison had better not be on ABC ever again.
<Kitsune_Ryuneko> any one Know about Y2k
<BigIc> too many edits and removals
<IMPOSTORoni> my mouth tastes like pennies man
<Spazzoid> some bitch yelled at me today for asking for ID for cigs
<Spazzoid> yes
<Spazzoid> eeeew
<IMPOSTORoni> that was in the old man in the sea
<IMPOSTORoni> he ate that decaying tuna 
<Spazzoid> There I was, completely wasting, down on work and down
<IMPOSTORoni> and his mouth tasted like pennies
<BigIc> imp, did you eat a coin monkey or something?
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<BJcool> i do know how to chat, but all this computer jumbo confuses me
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah
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<Spazzoid> all inside it's so frustrating 'cuz I drift from town to town
<IMPOSTORoni> and i put the hat and bones on the porch
<Knight|> coin munkeys are cool
<AJ_The_Pachukite> wazssap?
<BJcool> not that i don't like computers
<BigIc> my bro told me to say that
<Knight|> they are just like muggers
<AJ_The_Pachukite> bri!
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah i figured
<BigIc> i have no idea what it means
<IMPOSTORoni> he stole an organ grinders monkey
<IMPOSTORoni> and ate it
<BJcool> is anybody listening to me
<AJ_The_Pachukite> really? cool!
<BigIc> lol
<IMPOSTORoni> no we arent bj
<AJ_The_Pachukite> hi.
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<AJ_The_Pachukite> damnit mr 2.
<IMPOSTORoni> im trying to forget youre here
<BJcool> i knew it
<Kitsune_Ryuneko> spazz what do you know about Y2k
<AJ_The_Pachukite> i'm trying to forget to be nice 2 you mr impostor.
<AJ_The_Pachukite> =)
*** AJ_The_Pachukite is now known as AJ98
<BJcool> yo AJ
<USAgent> ¡¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬­®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸»¹¼½¾¿Þßø÷×
<BJcool> wasn't sure if it was you or not
<AJ98> bout time you recognized me.
<AJ98> =)
<IMPOSTORoni> agay
<Knight|> uh agent> go back to china
<USAgent> ¡¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬­®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸»¹¼½¾¿Þßø÷ס¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬­®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸»¹¼½¾¿Þßø÷ס¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬­®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸»¹¼½¾¿Þßø÷ס¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬­®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸»¹¼½¾¿Þßø÷×
<Kitsune_Ryuneko> spazz I gotta jet I'll be back in 10 min
<AJ98> ya, you japanese man.
<USAgent> hhehehe
<Knight|> whaaaaaaaaaa
<Knight|> heeeeeeya!
<USAgent> i no speak asian
*** BJcool is now known as Dake_Ken
<Dake_Ken> hehehe
<AJ98> no!
<AJ98> not dake ken!
<AJ98> hellp!
<IMPOSTORoni> this is dumb
<USAgent> me speak little español only
<IMPOSTORoni> no offense but i really dont like it when people have their friends in here
*** Dake_Ken is now known as Dickowski
<AJ98> no!
<IMPOSTORoni> they talk about shit and i have no clue what it is
<IMPOSTORoni> because its all inside jokes and junk
*** AJ98 is now known as AJ_The_Pachukite
<IMPOSTORoni> good thing i dont have friends 
<Dickowski> i feal the same way, what the hell is fwnes
*** USAgent is now known as usaGENT
*** Dickowski is now known as Kim_Chee
*** Quits: Spazzoid (Ping timeout)
<IMPOSTORoni> god damn pick and name and keep it
<usaGENT> AAAAAAAÆEEEEEE
*** Kim_Chee is now known as No
*** usaGENT is now known as UsAgEnT
<AJ_The_Pachukite> fwnes is an emulator for the 1337 computers.
<No> hehehe
*** UsAgEnT is now known as uSaGeNt
<AJ_The_Pachukite> like the pentium 2.
<AJ_The_Pachukite> that's what i mean by that.
*** uSaGeNt is now known as USagent
<No> ah
*** USagent is now known as UsAgent
*** UsAgent is now known as usagent
*** usagent is now known as USAGENT
<AJ_The_Pachukite> damnit, usagent.
*** USAGENT is now known as USAgent]
*** USAgent] is now known as USAgent
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
<USAgent> hehehe
* AJ_The_Pachukite loads is 'chuka gun.
*** No is now known as NO_Impostoroni
<IMPOSTORoni> stop it you slimy whorebag
* AJ_The_Pachukite aims…
*** BigIc is now known as BJuncooth
* AJ_The_Pachukite fires, but misses Agent.
<IMPOSTORoni> damn newbies, im an asshole and i never did anything this gay
*** NO_Impostoroni is now known as Mecasa
<IMPOSTORoni> that makes you worse than me
<Mecasa> ill stop now
* AJ_The_Pachukite finds out that he hit IMPOSTORoni instead.
*** USAgent is now known as USAgent_lsnvoewrhgoiewhgrl
<AJ_The_Pachukite> too bad.
<IMPOSTORoni> oh wow
<AJ_The_Pachukite> ha!
*** USAgent_lsnvoewrhgoiewhgrl is now known as USAgent
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
*** Quits: Kitsune_Ryuneko (Operation timed out)
<IMPOSTORoni> your little role playing is really affecting me emotionally
* USAgent sdougwoiehgfwuehgkjshgkjhfdgkjhgjhjhjhjhgjhgdsifbhgoiebjtrejhorethoretjo(subliminalmessage)oehvoehgoieuhgroiuehrgouhreeoiuhgoeihg
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Spazzoid
<Spazzoid> fuck FWnes, I'm sticking with NESticle
<Mecasa> im watching cadyshack, a classic comedy :) HEHEHE
<IMPOSTORoni> heh
<IMPOSTORoni> caddy
<Spazzoid> aack
<Spazzoid> Kitsune left, eh?
<IMPOSTORoni> aj your friend is almost as fruity as you
<AJ_The_Pachukite> no.
*** Quits: AJ_The_Pachukite (Quit: c ya, i have left the nes community!)
<IMPOSTORoni> aw
<USAgent> £087246
<Spazzoid> Well I'm gonna play duke3d
*** Quits: Spazzoid (Quit: Leaving)
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*** Mecasa is now known as Don
<IMPOSTORoni> hi keer
<kee-dogisintsallingnewbearring> hello
*** USAgent is now known as ______________________________
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
-NickServ- You have 60 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
*** Don is now known as Shutup
*** ______________________________ is now known as USAgent
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
*** kee-dogisintsallingnewbearring is now known as kee-dog
<kee-dog> i am putting new bearings on my board
<IMPOSTORoni> super
<IMPOSTORoni> stealing my name is lame agent
*** USAgent is now known as Aaron
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
-NickServ- You have 60 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
*** Aaron is now known as Abraham
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
-NickServ- You have 60 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
*** Abraham is now known as Adam
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
-NickServ- You have 60 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
*** Adam is now known as Addison
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
*** Addison is now known as Adolph
*** Adolph is now known as Adrian
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
-NickServ- You have 60 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
*** Adrian is now known as Al
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
-NickServ- You have 60 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
*** Al is now known as Alan
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
-NickServ- You have 60 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
*** Shutup is now known as IMPOSTORony
*** Alan is now known as Albert
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
-NickServ- You have 60 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
*** Albert is now known as USAgent
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
<IMPOSTORony> HEHEHE
<IMPOSTORony> im gay
<USAgent> i found a book of common names
<USAgent> hehehehehehehehehe
*** IMPOSTORony is now known as BJcool
<BJcool> you called yourself gay
<BJcool> hehehehe
<USAgent> fuckdamnshitbitch
<USAgent> assbastardwhore
<BJcool> who you talking to
<USAgent> alkjflafdoiuwrvhreowiugforewhntgbfksnbv
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<IMPOSTORoni> i wish toot was here
*** BJcool is now known as IMPOSTORony
<IMPOSTORoni> and in a bad mood
<IMPOSTORoni> so he'd call bj a perv and kick him
<IMPOSTORoni> those were good times
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
* IMPOSTORony is really gay
*** IMPOSTORony is now known as BJcool
<IMPOSTORoni> heh its an i
<Knight|> we know your gay bj
<BJcool> Why you calling youself gay Imposteroni
<USAgent> ñññññññññ
<IMPOSTORoni> heh
<IMPOSTORoni> its impostOR
*** kee-dog is now known as BJkewl
<IMPOSTORoni> and thats really lame bj
* BJkewl sucks
<BJcool> hey, i know toot real good
*** BJkewl is now known as kee-dog
<IMPOSTORoni> isnt that super
<BJcool> what, you gay
<USAgent> 326432645723÷432574376437=425754276325764357345
<BJcool> Knight, i didn't know that
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<kee-dog> good advice
<kee-dog> many a game could have been saved
<Knight|> pooki must be online!
<BJcool> Who is BJkewl, i know a BJcool but not a BJkewl
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<lilicarus> Hey all
<IMPOSTORoni> bj is lagged i think
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<kee-dog> it was me dumbass
<IMPOSTORoni> many a tear have to fall
<IMPOSTORoni> but its all
<IMPOSTORoni> in the game
<IMPOSTORoni> do do do do do do do
<lilicarus> IMPO, that coin monkey taste any good?  (Except for the pennies)
<IMPOSTORoni> wb
<IMPOSTORoni> he's lagged keera
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah
<BJcool> yes i agree
<USAgent> x²+(x+2)a²=aehtbtrehrsuhjtnsjhtr
<Kitsune_Ryuneko> does any know where spazz went
<kee-dog> iodized got it's own server
<Kasady> he went to play Duke3D
<BJcool> ello
<lilicarus> Hey, can I hear a "Let's go Red Wings"  From Ya'll?
<USAgent> screw the red wings
<USAgent> :)
<lilicarus> Do you even like hockey?
<USAgent> yeah
<IMPOSTORoni> i liked the whalers before they screwed us and ran away like little pussies
<kee-dog> [BJcool PING reply]: 1min 29secs
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<IMPOSTORoni> heh good
<IMPOSTORoni> heh bad
<IMPOSTORoni> heh so-so
<USAgent> heh FUCK YOU MOTHERBITCHKIGOIEYUGVOIUNBVEHIUEhgfoiuewrhgfoiuygtU^%F*&^#%*&^^T#G*&^#fT(*F#^T#*#(538r543r8763tfd98763tf87632gf763gfv32706fgv32490f87632gf32
<lilicarus> Oh - but he watches so sadly
<lilicarus> How - can he tell her he loves her
<lilicarus> He - would just give his heart gladly
<IMPOSTORoni> heh bjcool is lagged worse than a baby in a shitpile with a sumo wrestler sitting on him
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<lilicarus> But each day when she walks to the sea
<lilicarus> She looks straight ahead not at he
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<lilicarus> What's up with all these newbies?  Did they buy the copy of Al Gores book yet?
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<lilicarus> hey john
<Titycaka> join the AJWorld
<johnX> um, hey.
<johnX> I just finished the NEW imagemap for my site.
<johnX> It owns.
<lilicarus> I don't care.  Do you IMPO?
<kee-dog> thought u weren't coming back
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<Titycaka> ello
<kee-dog> yo
<kee-dog> the attic pic sucks
<kee-dog> i really gotta change it
<Titycaka> ello
<Titycaka> hhehehe a monkey just hit a guy a flicked him off
<lilicarus> We don't care (Bout you that is.)
<kee-dog> be back
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<Titycaka> did i ask for you opinion
<lilicarus> Well, you WERE addressing the whole room.
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah
<IMPOSTORoni> address them again
<IMPOSTORoni> say
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<IMPOSTORoni> "ahem, i am leaving"
<IMPOSTORoni> try it
<johnX> I am like...Graphics King now.  If you all saw my old pic, that was nothing!  The new one owns!
<kee-dog> c ya
<lilicarus> Hello, Is it me you're looking for?
<lilicarus> I can see it in your eyes
<lilicarus> I can see it in your smile
<IMPOSTORoni> hey guess what
<lilicarus> IMPO, see ya
<IMPOSTORoni> no one gives a shit
<kee-dog> y r u here johnx
<IMPOSTORoni> see who
<lilicarus> What?
<kee-dog> i said see ya
<kee-dog> now get the fuck out! :)
<IMPOSTORoni> huh?
<IMPOSTORoni> im leaving?
<lilicarus> Aren't you leavin?
<IMPOSTORoni> no
<kee-dog> r u?
<kee-dog> ok stay then
<IMPOSTORoni> i guess you cant read too well
<lilicarus> You said Hello, Is it me you're looking for?
<lilicarus> I can see it in your eyes
<lilicarus> I can see it in your smile
<Titycaka> Ahem, FUCK YOU
<IMPOSTORoni> keera is excused because he came in at the end of what i was saying
<kee-dog> <IMPOSTORoni> "ahem, i am leaving"
<Titycaka> Ahem, FUCK YOU
<Titycaka> there
<johnX> y r u here kee-dog  Don't talk like a fuck.  Use full words, I can't read un-linked letters, jackass.
<lilicarus> How long did it take you tot hink of THAT, piece of caka
<IMPOSTORoni> tot hink
<IMPOSTORoni> hahahaha
<kee-dog> y r u here johnx
<Titycaka> i was in a different chat
<johnX> Yeah, cool.  Your site blows me.
<kee-dog> i thought nes98 sucked? johnx
<lilicarus> Yeah, sure.
<kee-dog> ha ha ha
<johnX> kee-dog, #nes98 does suck.
<kee-dog> ok, I guess my site is a slut then
<lilicarus> If it sucks than leave, idiot
<Titycaka> yea
<Titycaka> Everybody, i strongly urge you enter the AJWorld chatroom
<lilicarus> Well anyways impo, I was thinking of saving up some money for the coin monkeys.  wanna help?  We can name it MOJO. (On the Simpsons)
<lilicarus> No, fucker
<johnX> No, I'll just stay to piss you off.  The only reason I'm here is to wait for someone cool to come on.  Not to talk to you jackasses.
<lilicarus> Then why you talkin to us now?
<lilicarus> Answer me that!
<IMPOSTORoni> riddle me this
<IMPOSTORoni> riddle me that
<IMPOSTORoni> ill get you adam west
<kee-dog> as soon as another OP that comes in has seen what you said you'll be kicked
<IMPOSTORoni> mwahahahaha
<lilicarus> Who is this big mouth in chat?
<johnX> Lilicarus, I never said that YOU were a jackass.  But there's only well, 4 people in here that don't suck
<kee-dog> that sentence sucked
<kee-dog> all mixed up 
<IMPOSTORoni> la la la
<lilicarus> I don't even know who you are mister...
<IMPOSTORoni> dammit lil ic
<johnX> Kee-dog, all the op's know I think #nes98 suck.
<johnX> s
<IMPOSTORoni> now i have that song in my head
<johnX> sucks.
<lilicarus> WHat?
<Kasady> then get out
<lilicarus> What song?
<IMPOSTORoni> hello
<IMPOSTORoni> agggggggg get it out
<IMPOSTORoni> noooooooooo
<lilicarus> Your fault
<IMPOSTORoni> dammitttttttttttttttttttttt
<kee-dog> kas awakes
<Titycaka> Kas where you have you been
<lilicarus> Now you know how I felt earlier with that gorden lightfoot urge.
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<Titycaka> IMPOSTORONi is being a gabroni
<Titycaka> or jackass
<kee-dog> no he isn't
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<lilicarus> So IMPO, you wanna help raise money for a coin mokey?  We can name it MOJO like homer did on the Simpsons!
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah
<lilicarus> "Pray For MOJO"
<lilicarus> IMPO is cool
<IMPOSTORoni> i know a girl with two monkeys
<IMPOSTORoni> nicole lafrance
<IMPOSTORoni> her sister is horny as hell
<lilicarus> If I was an OP i'd kick your ass outta here piece of caka
<lilicarus> lol
<IMPOSTORoni> it makes you wonder what shes done to those monkeys
* kee-dog leaves and goes to her sister's house
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<johnX> all sites on NESco suck.
<IMPOSTORoni> she'll screw anyone with money and a car
<kee-dog> is that so
<IMPOSTORoni> or a large amount of alcohol
<Kasady> I seem to remember the NES Wormhole sucking cause it was run by a joke
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<maat> hi
<IMPOSTORoni> what was the neswormhole
<maat> haha
<IMPOSTORoni> herro
* Titycaka fucks Jenny Macarthy so hard up the ass that sperm came out her nose
<johnX> That's the offical verdict.  Get some original content, and add some content too.
<maat> proletariat / teeth's site, imp2
<IMPOSTORoni> ah
<IMPOSTORoni> proletariat?
<IMPOSTORoni> the horse?
<kee-dog> hi maat
<maat> no
<IMPOSTORoni> hehe oh that was secretariat
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<kee-dog> NESco is not a site dumbass
<kee-dog> it just has links
<IMPOSTORoni> thats the #1 most popular racing horse name
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<IMPOSTORoni> secretariat
<IMPOSTORoni> rosebud is either 2 or 3
<maat> if i have a racing horse, it's getting named twiggy.  i'm namin all my pets twiggy
<johnX> Akeera, yeah, and all sites located locally on "nesco.simplenet.com" suck me.
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> hey that reminds me
<IMPOSTORoni> im going to start saving up for a simplenet account
<kee-dog> oh well
<lilicarus> Everyone, Pray for MOJO
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<IMPOSTORoni> and anyone on nes98 can use it
<maat> john - stop being an asshole to akeera
<Kasady> johnX once had an NES/famicom site that disappeared into obscurity
<IMPOSTORoni> well not bjcool
<kee-dog> I am so devastated that some idiot who probably does not even play NES hated NESco.
<lilicarus> EVERYONE!  CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!
* kee-dog is heartbroken
<IMPOSTORoni> i will
<maat> offer constructive criticism instead of "that site sucks me"
<lilicarus> IMPO, you still got that song stuck in your head?
<IMPOSTORoni> no
<kee-dog> ok i am tired of arguing
<lilicarus> IMPO, it is "I think I will:
<lilicarus> "
<IMPOSTORoni> im listening to incubus on the radio now
<lilicarus> Good
<johnX> Kas, yeah.  That's when I realised that the NES isn't all that great and I should move on to bigger and better things, i.e. "life"  :)
<IMPOSTORoni> i have tapes from a chokepuppy concert around here somewhere
<maat> i personally think nesco is a good idea that just needs a little more work to be great
<IMPOSTORoni> its a local band
<kee-dog> john is on ignore
<johnX> Ooooh, I'm on ignore!
<johnX> Biiiiiiig Asssssssssss!
<IMPOSTORoni> boink
<kee-dog> yeah it is primitive right now
<IMPOSTORoni> big ass?
<IMPOSTORoni> how is that a remark?
<AJ_The_Pachukite> nesco is cool.
<johnX> IMPO, it is.
<lilicarus> hey IMPO, sing "RIO"
<IMPOSTORoni> aw no
<IMPOSTORoni> oh good god no
<IMPOSTORoni> im turning the radio off right now
* lilicarus pulls out tazer
<IMPOSTORoni> i hate this damn commercial
<lilicarus> I said sing...
<IMPOSTORoni> ack
<kee-dog> that's weird I can't find M.C. kids on the rarity list
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> for sega?
<lilicarus> I gots M.C. Kids.  It blows.
<IMPOSTORoni> ive got it for sega genesis
<lilicarus> NES right here
<kee-dog> yeah but it was cheap
<IMPOSTORoni> i got it for free
<IMPOSTORoni> heehee
<IMPOSTORoni> i got big game hunter from the same kid
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<lilicarus> Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here I am stuck in the middle with you
<IMPOSTORoni> whats rio ic?
<IMPOSTORoni> like the country song?
<johnX> Well, I'm leaving, so you can all celebrate and talk about me now.  See ya Kas, maat, and y0da.  Fuck all the rest of you.
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<akeera> i still have alot of boxes to scan
<maat> heh
<lilicarus> By Duran Duran...
<AJ_The_Pachukite> hey!
<IMPOSTORoni> we will toots
<AJ_The_Pachukite> ame 2 u johnx.
<lilicarus> You hungry like a wolf?
<maat> people who leave it's lik,e... what's the point?
<IMPOSTORoni> never heard it ic
<IMPOSTORoni> oh
<lilicarus> Or "Got wolf"
<IMPOSTORoni> hungry like the wolf
<lilicarus> You set the topic to that earlier~!
<lilicarus> What ever
<maat> i'm down on the ground, i'm lost and i'm found, and i'm hungry like the wolf!
<IMPOSTORoni> rio is the album
<IMPOSTORoni> ooooh i see
<lilicarus> Sing it, turd!
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<IMPOSTORoni> darken the city
<IMPOSTORoni> the night is a wire
<IMPOSTORoni> stream in the subway 
<lilicarus> Then how come the friggin midi is named rio...
<lilicarus> Oh well.
<maat> (no, i don't like duran duran.  hole covered that song)
<IMPOSTORoni> earth is afire
<IMPOSTORoni> no?
<IMPOSTORoni> woman you want me give me a sign
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> and catch my breathing even closer behind
<IMPOSTORoni> do do do do do do do
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> in touch with the ground
<IMPOSTORoni> im on the hunt im after you
<IMPOSTORoni> smell like i sound im lost in a crowd
<AJ_The_Pachukite> no.
<IMPOSTORoni> and im hungry like the wolf
<IMPOSTORoni> straddle the line
<IMPOSTORoni> in discord and rhyme
<IMPOSTORoni> im on the hunt im after you
<IMPOSTORoni> mouth is alive
<IMPOSTORoni> with juices like wine
<IMPOSTORoni> and im hungry like the wolf
<lilicarus> Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
<lilicarus> Just like that river twists across a dusty land.
<lilicarus> And when she shines she really shows you all she can.
<lilicarus> Oh Rio Rio dance across the Rio Grande
<lilicarus> Her name is Rio she don't need to understand
<lilicarus> I might find her if I'm looking like I can
<lilicarus> Oh Rio Rio hear them shout across the land
<lilicarus> From mountains in the North down to the Rio Grande
<AJ_The_Pachukite> shut up!
<IMPOSTORoni> boink
<IMPOSTORoni> i know a song
<IMPOSTORoni> ahem
<IMPOSTORoni> AJ is a gay
<IMPOSTORoni> hey hey
<Kasady> Danzig's Killer Wolf rules
<IMPOSTORoni> what did i say?
<lilicarus> AJ, you don't like it then leave!
<IMPOSTORoni> aj is a gay
<IMPOSTORoni> hey hey he's real frootay
<IMPOSTORoni> do do do do
<IMPOSTORoni> ba ba
<IMPOSTORoni> did i mention he likes pro wrestling
<IMPOSTORoni> do do do do
<IMPOSTORoni> ba ba boo
<maat> liking wrestling more or less ruins someone
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
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<IMPOSTORoni> especially that of the pro variety
<lilicarus> Something about guys grabing other guys crotches just gets me disurbed...
<IMPOSTORoni> i used to be in wrestling
<IMPOSTORoni> i never really won matches fairly
<lilicarus> Hehe, I did a whois on nardito and he is always in WWF so why not make fun of him?
<IMPOSTORoni> id either hold out until the timer ran down
<IMPOSTORoni> or win by default
<IMPOSTORoni> because the other guy didnt show up
<lilicarus> Smooth operator...Smooth Operator...
<IMPOSTORoni> the gayest part of wrestling is when you first start
<IMPOSTORoni> and they pick a down position
<lilicarus> Why?
* IMPOSTORoni shudders
<IMPOSTORoni> you have to get behind them
<IMPOSTORoni> theyre on all fours
<lilicarus> lol
<IMPOSTORoni> you put one leg up and the other to the side of them
<IMPOSTORoni> and curl your arm under their stomach
<IMPOSTORoni> and hold their elbow with the other
<IMPOSTORoni> thats so damn gay
<lilicarus> Does anyone else hear a song in there head?
<IMPOSTORoni> not anymore
<lilicarus> Oh no, the coin monkeys have come back to haunt me!
<lilicarus> "Who killed us... you must die..."  "But you were so sweet and tasty"
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
* lilicarus shields self as they beat him with those jack in a box things.
<maat> i look really scary
<maat> hehe
<akeera> does anyone have Totally Rad?
<maat> i went to a school play with jessie, and we decided it would be a good idea to look our best
* lilicarus looks down and sees a monkey pop out him like that alien on Aliens
<lilicarus> That's getting old...
* lilicarus plays with an overweight monkey called mojo
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<maat> mmhm
<Kasady> SitC's dying
<lilicarus> Sitc?
<Kasady> Spirit in the Contraption, a 133+ emu site
<lilicarus> I see  (I think)...
<Kasady> when they die, the lcoset will be the big NES ROM site
<lilicarus> Mmmhmmm...
<Kasady> the full A section of SitC's NES archive is gonna be upped to the closet tomorrow
<lilicarus> Yep...
<maat> watashi wa enpitsu desu!
<IMPOSTORoni> thats not necessarily a good thing kas
<IMPOSTORoni> it might be great to have a lot of roms
<IMPOSTORoni> but you might get attention you dont want
<lilicarus> All wet hey you might need a raincoat
<lilicarus> Shakedown dreams walking in broad daylight
<lilicarus> Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees
<lilicarus> Burning down the house
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<IMPOSTORoni> hi pook
<maat> hiya pook
<IMPOSTORoni> my dad has that album ic
<OctoPooki> okay everyone, i got bad news
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<IMPOSTORoni> boink
<lilicarus> I like that song
<OctoPooki> my isp found out that i was trying to run a server, so my account is done for
<lilicarus> Talking heads are cool
<maat> ahahahahhahahahha
<IMPOSTORoni> bloing
<OctoPooki> also, due to a bitch teacher giving me a 69 in speech, my dad isnt letting me on the comp anymore
<Kasady> crap
<IMPOSTORoni> booya
<OctoPooki> so this will be my final visit to nes98, at least until next quarter
<OctoPooki> bye bye everybody
<IMPOSTORoni> i gots to drive up there
<IMPOSTORoni> and kill your dad
<lilicarus> STOP SAYING BOOYA!  THAT IS MY WORD!
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<IMPOSTORoni> and your mom better make me lunch
<USAgent> boy, i sure am glad i have parents who don't acknowledge my existence
<IMPOSTORoni> booya booya booya
<IMPOSTORoni> ayoob
<lilicarus> ARRGGHH!
<maat> i think giving a student a 69 is a sign
<USAgent> hehehehe
<maat> brb
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Session Close: Sat Nov 21 22:50:23 1998


Session Start: Mon Nov 23 16:42:36 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'Sibelius--the man, the myth, the legend'
*** Set by IMPOSTORoni on Mon Nov 23 16:40:10
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Mon Nov 23 16:42:50 1998


Session Start: Mon Nov 23 19:24:35 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
<MrPlutonium> yup
<BigIc> heheheh
<MrPlutonium> bink bink bink
<NESter_> hahahaha
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<BigIc> hey hey USA
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<MrPlutonium> stop being so up tight about things nester
<USAgent> hey
<woody47> whoopsie
<MrPlutonium> ya munkee
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<Spazzoid> heh heh
<IMPOSTORoni> everything is tight to nester
<Spazzoid> that's my dad's nick
<BigIc> spazzy my bro
<IMPOSTORoni> especially his pants
<Kasady> I was thinking..
<Spazzoid> whaddap
<BigIc> lol
<IMPOSTORoni> wow
<NESter_> MrPlutonium: I ain't uptight. I think IMP is hillarious...
<crono82> spazzy dude!
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<IMPOSTORoni> im never thinking
<Spazzoid> I'm really pissed
<Spazzoid> cuz the cocksucker at the electronics store are charging my low-income ass $100 to fix a fucking play button on my stereo
<IMPOSTORoni> hahaha my dad just said if my brother ever had kids theyd be ugly little boys
<IMPOSTORoni> hahahaha
<Spazzoid> I feel a prank coming on...
<IMPOSTORoni> thats gotta be good for the self esteem
<BigIc> lol
<]robin> eep.
<Imp_Blank> hahahhahaha
<IMPOSTORoni> pee
<Imp_Blank> my friend used to say he was black
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehehe
<Imp_Blank> and his dad was a racist
*** NESter_ changes topic to 'I'm gonna go buy Zelda 64 tommorow, and it will rule, and shit. There. Can anyone come up with a better topic?'
<IMPOSTORoni> my other little brother thinks he's black
<BigIc> heheh
<Imp_Blank> so he would always be like "Then go live with you nigger friends"
<Imp_Blank> and kick him out of the house
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*** BigIc changes topic to 'I can'
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<Kasady> it's dumb to pay $100 to some prick to poke in your radio when you could probably do a better job yourself for free
*** IMPOSTORoni changes topic to 'Yeah, you suck because you like N64. hows that for a topic'
*** NESter_ changes topic to 'Thanks'
*** Spazzoid changes topic to 'yes. This is a NES chatroom so go shove Z64 up your ass and then shove it in your mouth.'
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
<NESter_> IMP: Lets not start THAT argument again, Imp!!
*** Imp_Blank changes topic to 'if you guys are gonna abuse the topic, then only outlaws will have guns'
*** Imp_Blank sets mode: +t
<IMPOSTORoni> he can do it in one motion spaz
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<Kasady> Zelda 64 is using the tomb raider engine. That's not good
* Spazzoid pulls out his golden zapper
<IMPOSTORoni> through the ass and out his mouth
<]robin> does Link wear pants in the new game?
<Spazzoid> heh heh heh
<NESter_> Kas: Where'd you get that shit?
<IMPOSTORoni> its all part of a freak accident involving some paraffin wax and a broom
<Spazzoid> Link with giant tits...
<Spazzoid> I'd love to see that
* BigIc pulls out the long range laser scope zapper
<NESter_> Robin: No, he wears a skirt like usual.
* BigIc aims at nester
<BigIc> damn a missfire
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah nester likes em in skirts
* BigIc hightails it like usual
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<]robin> As much as I like Link, I find that a bit disturbing.
<BigIc> hahahah
<IMPOSTORoni> he's frooky that way
* NESter_ shoots BigIc before anything violent happens.
<IMPOSTORoni> that was dumb
<Kasady> any game and every game that has used the tomb raider engine so far has proved halfway unplayable
<IMPOSTORoni> tomb raider sucks
<Spazzoid> I hope Z64 sucks
<BigIc> Nester, i really have one though
<NESter_> Kas, its not using the Tom Raider engine....rent it and find out...
<BigIc> i taped a laser pointer to my zapper
<IMPOSTORoni> hehe
<IMPOSTORoni> vipir has a laser on his nes zapper
<Spazzoid> I'm spraypainting my zapper gold
<]robin> it has a similar perspective, though, doesn't it?
<AJDontGiveADamnAboutU> yya!
<IMPOSTORoni> im going to saw off the end of mine
<Spazzoid> anyone remember [SerPent]?
<Imp_Blank> I have 2 nintendo zappers, one of each hue, and a cordless
<Spazzoid> umm...how do you do that?
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<IMPOSTORoni> i got the gay ass orange one
<BigIc> i did that a while back imp
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah
<Imp_Blank> I have the gray one
<AJ98> i remember serpent.
<IMPOSTORoni> its like a sawed off shotgun
<Imp_Blank> but I lost it in my closet
<Kasady> I decided against an N64 for Christmas. rather I'm goin for a double-barreled and some Transformers with the free money I'm getting
<AJ98> i have orange one.
<Spazzoid> coo
<IMPOSTORoni> i want a pump-action nintendo zapper
<NESter_> Robin: No, Z64 is a completely new engine. It doesn't have the shitty camera system that TR has...
<Spazzoid> Transformers are better than N64 any day
<Imp_Blank> and I painted my old NES unit black with a big white spider ala venom on it
<IMPOSTORoni> chk-chk
<BigIc> gray zappers rock me
<IMPOSTORoni> bang
<IMPOSTORoni> chk-chk
<AJ98> tr sux.
<]robin> I had to buy an orange one from the Funcoland. sigh. didn't get the action set or whatever.
<Spazzoid> blam
<IMPOSTORoni> take that little blue fuckers
<BigIc> whoa
<BigIc> cool imp
<Spazzoid> Kas> make an animated gif of optimus prime blowing up a N64
<crono82> i hate when it takes a figgin hour to check my mail
<NESter_> I wish I could see what everyone else sees in Transformers...sure, they bring back a lot of memories, but what the hell?
<IMPOSTORoni> those bastards in duck hunt are toast
<CaptainSivart> i got the action set wheeshaw!
<Imp_Blank> hahahhaa
<CaptainSivart> i wish i had got the one that came with rob
<Imp_Blank> um
<Imp_Blank> listen you dyke
<Imp_Blank> they're giant robots
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<Imp_Blank> who turn into cars and jets and shit
<]robin> and thus, they are good.
<Imp_Blank> and fight each other
<IMPOSTORoni> dick van dyke?
<BigIc> what isnt cool about that?
<crono82> lol
<Imp_Blank> what the hell don't you get?
<Spazzoid> woo hoo!
<IMPOSTORoni> heh imp
<IMPOSTORoni> he doesnt get it
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<Spazzoid> hmmm ha ha ha
<]robin> Optimus Prime wears pants.
<NESter_> Imp: Wow!!! What plot!! What imagination! Gosh!! The originality!! The amazement!! Gee whiz!! Great!!
<IMPOSTORoni> yeah i just like using bold
<IMPOSTORoni> uh oh
<Imp_Blank> oh you want a fucking plot?
<IMPOSTORoni> enough !'s
<Imp_Blank> here's a fucking plot
<Imp_Blank> once upon a time
<]robin> Cybertron... heh heh
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<Imp_Blank> there was this little kid we'll call nestle
<USAgent> ÀÁÅïÛüø÷Ó¯®£¥§¡¢©
<Imp_Blank> when he was a baby
<IMPOSTORoni> hey thats me
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<Imp_Blank> his dad would creep over to his crib
<Imp_Blank> and touch his asshole
<Imp_Blank> then he grew up
<IMPOSTORoni> hahahaha
<Spazzoid> eeew
<NESter_> Once upon a time there were shitty robots who turned into shitty vehicles...the end. =)
<Imp_Blank> and he didn't understand transformers cause he's a retard
<IMPOSTORoni> was his dad's hand still in his ass?
<BigIc> lol
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<Spazzoid> ut oh
<]robin> hey now
<Imp_Blank> then he had a thing for a certain robot cartoon character pre-teen girl
<]robin> don't insult transformers
<Spazzoid> You're not dissing transformers, are you?
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<Spazzoid> Cuz if you are, Kas will be on you like stink on shit
<crono82> nes98 has tried to stray from fights
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<USAgent> i made it to the super bowl with the eagles in tecmo super bowl
<NESter_> Spazz: No, I'm not!!
<Imp_Blank> then at the age of 18 he was hunted down by an angry mob
<IMPOSTORoni> nester already has stink on him
<crono82> i'd rather not kick anyone
<Imp_Blank> and beaten to death
<]robin> nes: Um, 'shitty robots'?
<Imp_Blank> the end
<Kasady> NESter grew up on GoBots
<NESter_> I'm not dissin' transformers..I'm just making of them...I hold nothing against them. Really.
<Imp_Blank> oh yeah
<NESter_> Goodbye..
<IMPOSTORoni> <NESter_> Once upon a time there were shitty robots who turned into shitty vehicles...the end. =)
<Spazzoid> ok good...
<IMPOSTORoni> gee
<NESter_> I wish not to start an argument...
<Spazzoid> good
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<Imp_Blank> you don't like transformers cause there's not even girl robots to make you horny
<BigIc> too late
* Spazzoid puts away his golden zapper
<IMPOSTORoni> <NESter_> Once upon a time there were shitty robots who turned into shitty vehicles...the end. =)
<IMPOSTORoni> thats not making fun of them?
<Imp_Blank> actually there was one girl autobot
<USAgent> girl robots wouldn't make much sense though
<BigIc> .I'm just making of them...
<Spazzoid> no
<BigIc> he didnt even say "fun"
<Spazzoid> they'd have a hair-dryer rocket launcher
<Spazzoid> heh heh
<IMPOSTORoni> why do you like the stairs fatty magee
<IMPOSTORoni> cause theyre fuuun
<Kasady> there were a few. but the idea was pointless, seeing as how they couldn't make toys based on em
<IMPOSTORoni> transformers toys owned
<IMPOSTORoni> but they cost so damn much
<Spazzoid> fatty mcgee, you're the fattest!
<Imp_Blank> kas
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
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<Imp_Blank> as soon as I get some KASh
<Spazzoid> I love adam sandler
<Imp_Blank> I'm gonna send the TF movie
<IMPOSTORoni> heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Imp_Blank> but I haven't been paid in like 3 weeks
<Spazzoid> Sorry fireman ray, it's not the fire alarm...
<BigIc> who's fatty magee?
<Spazzoid> That sux
<USAgent> toys kicked ass back in 1984
<IMPOSTORoni> its this fat guy at the library
<IMPOSTORoni> i like da stairs
<Spazzoid> heh heh
<Spazzoid> that's cool
<BigIc> hahah
<MrPlutonium> oops, damn me and my short attention span, I forgot to look at irc for 20 min. or so
<Spazzoid> go listen to adam sandler's first CD
<crono82> man, toys were way flyer in nes days
<Kasady> now toys are spawn variants made to break if the package is opened
<AJ98> yay!
<IMPOSTORoni> i have three adam sandler cd's
<IMPOSTORoni> i opened my spawn toys
<MrPlutonium> early 80s toys ruled
<IMPOSTORoni> all the kids i know were mad at me
<Spazzoid> I have 2
<IMPOSTORoni> i have a golden overtkill and a malebolgia
<IMPOSTORoni> that thing is funny
<IMPOSTORoni> you press the spike in his back and he talks
<USAgent> my friend had some spawn figures and every time i touched one i'd break off an arm or a cape or something and now he doesn't let me near his house
<MrPlutonium> I'm not sure why, but I luv the snoopy snow cone maker.
<Imp_Blank> the 3rd adam sandler cd blows
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<Spazzoid> heh heh
<crono82> kas> do you know what happened to pook's dynip?
<Spazzoid> the 3rd one isn't as good, no...
<IMPOSTORoni> dynip sucked
<Kasady> they finally released Gen 13 toys. but wasn't it smart to wait to release them when the book suddenly became as popular as gum disease? god Jim Lee is stupid
<IMPOSTORoni> it was a shitty fake server that would only work if he was online
<crono82> so will brinstar get more space?
<Spazzoid> heh heh
<Imp_Blank> are there 2 transformer movies?
<IMPOSTORoni> jim lee can draw but thats it
<Imp_Blank> cause I heard something about a sequel
<BigIc> brinstar has unlimited space
<IMPOSTORoni> and now all the artists copy each other
<MrPlutonium> I luv the Talking Heads
<Imp_Blank> where star scream's soul takes over that giant head from the end of the 1st movie
<MrPlutonium> the sound of a cigarrette burning, and gravity don't mean a thing...
<IMPOSTORoni> rob liefield looks exactly like jim lee
<IMPOSTORoni> in art that is
<Spazzoid> wooo
<crono82> well, how do i access my brinstar space?
<BigIc> i dont think you can
<Imp_Blank> all comic book art looks the same nowdays
<Spazzoid> Talk to pooki
<IMPOSTORoni> rob liefield is a prick
<MrPlutonium> mmmhmm
<Imp_Blank> its all computer colored and shitty looking
<IMPOSTORoni> he cant
<Spazzoid> is brinstar ready yet?
<IMPOSTORoni> pooki wont be online till january
<IMPOSTORoni> or whenever the semester is over
<Kasady> as for Gen 13 artist J Scott Campbell, I have to worry about any grown man who's job is to draw half-naked teen age girls. someone like that is not exactly sane
<Spazzoid> why?
<USAgent> æÆ¢¢¤¥¥¦§¨©ª«¬­®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸¹º»¼½½¾¿×÷
<Imp_Blank> sounds like a job for nester
<IMPOSTORoni> shitty grades
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<IMPOSTORoni> nester sucks at art
<Imp_Blank> yeah
<IMPOSTORoni> it looks like he has some talent 
<Spazzoid> that sucks
<IMPOSTORoni> but its very little
<Imp_Blank> he'd probably draw them naked
<IMPOSTORoni> lol
<Imp_Blank> and then he'd try to draw clothes over them
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<IMPOSTORoni> or theyd all look like nester
<Imp_Blank> and it just wouldn't work
<BigIc> hahah
<USAgent> ÅßÇÐÊFG
<IMPOSTORoni> nester is the only character he can draw
<Spazzoid> umm...USAgent, are you on crack again?
<IMPOSTORoni> everyone else is just nester with different colored hair
<Imp_Blank> hahahaha
<USAgent> um
<AJ98> ha!
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<Spazzoid> schyeah
<IMPOSTORoni> ok im gonna fuck around with the autoexec file now
<IMPOSTORoni> brb
<Spazzoid> yay
<IMPOSTORoni> im making a special package for people to download
<USAgent> i told my homeroom teacher that i had marijuana, crack cocaine, and heroin in my basement today
<Imp_Blank> NO ONE CARES
<BigIc> imp, i care
<IMPOSTORoni> that makes their programs impfluenced
<IMPOSTORoni> i know no one cares
<BigIc> i want to fuck up my schools network
<Imp_Blank> SHUTTUP SHUTTUP SHUTTUP ABOUT YOUR STUPID VIRUSES
<IMPOSTORoni> im merely saying im going to be away now
<Spazzoid> If you would like a transcript of tonight's broadcast, get a pen and write down everything I said.
<Imp_Blank> aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh
<Imp_Blank> hahahahaa spazz
<IMPOSTORoni> its really not a virus
<Imp_Blank> ok end transmission
<USAgent> i like to mix cocaine and water and pretend it's tang
<IMPOSTORoni> its something different
<IMPOSTORoni> hahahahaha
<Imp_Blank> stop
<Spazzoid> wooo
<USAgent> marijuana salad
<Spazzoid> USAgent smokes too much
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<Imp_Blank> no way
<Imp_Blank> he doesn't smoke enough
<Spazzoid> 7<////////4#14~~~~~~~~~
<USAgent> i eat a lot of bagels with opiates
<Imp_Blank> he's still got a few braincells
* crono82 is friggin straight edge
<BigIc> cool spazz
<IMPOSTORoni> boing
<Imp_Blank> sXe suck my aSs
<IMPOSTORoni> im gonna reinstall mirc
<IMPOSTORoni> bye now
<BigIc> whats the color code for that?
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<Spazzoid> my friend at work smoked weed the night before he came to work and he ate a BIG lunch the next day :)
<crono82> munchies!
<Spazzoid> hit ctrl-K
<Imp_Blank> I smoked weed at work once
<BigIc> no i mean the #
<USAgent> 15 gliewjgl;ewjg
<crono82> did you know # is a channel
<USAgent> 3ÅßÇÐÊFGÅßÇÐÊFGÅßÇÐÊFGÅßÇÐÊFGÅßÇÐÊFGÅßÇÐÊFG
<BigIc> 12 oh reallly crono?
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<Spazzoid> oh
<crono82> yeah big
<BigIc> shit it is
<Spazzoid> no mo crizack fo you ass
<USAgent> 2 çh4r4ct3r m4þ rü1ez
<Spazzoid> I almost beat Nightshade yesterday
<Kasady> 4w7h2e12e9s8h3a13q
<Kasady> 4w7h2e12e9s8h3a13w
<Spazzoid> heh
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<Kasady> I still can't get that right
<IMPOSTORoni> chakatachakatachakata
<Spazzoid> wheeshaw
<IMPOSTORoni> boing
<crono82> iughiu
<crono82> um
<Spazzoid> here's track 1 of Korn's "Life is peachy"
<crono82> my bad
<crono82> fuck, korn owns you
<Spazzoid> yer not rat att ott att trat tat ratt att atta bratta tat
<IMPOSTORoni> limp bizkit sucks
<IMPOSTORoni> the reason that guy yells so much is because he cant sing worth a fuck
<Spazzoid> brb
<USAgent> 4 I3 only8 play 6 for 7 money...  1 I 10 don't 11 give 12 a 14 fuck 5 about 15 the 3 fans
<crono82> korn rocks me!
<USAgent> the frogs rule
<crono82> gots to go 
<crono82> cy'all
<Spazzoid> bye d00D
<Spazzoid> I have a Van Halen song stuck in my head
<crono82> later home frie
<IMPOSTORoni> heh
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<Spazzoid> BTW...any of you guys in here Ultima: Exodus players?
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<BigIc> i played it once
<Spazzoid> schyeah
<IMPOSTORoni> naw
<Spazzoid> dammity
<BigIc> i liked fighting the people in the town
<BigIc> and making the guards come after me
<USAgent> i made it to the super bowl with the eagles in tecmo super bowl
<Kasady> 8F3u7n4c9o2l12a6n5d 1is too pricey
<BigIc> fucknoland
<Spazzoid> fuckoland's s/h rates are fucking outrageous
<IMPOSTORoni> hehe
<Spazzoid> Cost of game: 3.00
<Spazzoid> Shipping: 1.98
<Spazzoid> Handling: 4.00
<Spazzoid> Total: 8.98
<IMPOSTORoni> hey wow
<BigIc> does anyone have a spare Duck Hunt cart that they are willing to give up?
<IMPOSTORoni> ahem
<Spazzoid> go get one at fuckoland for a buck
<BigIc> no i mean only duck hunt
<USAgent> so if oyu bought smb/duck hunt at $0.12 it would end up like $6.12
<BigIc> not SMB/DH
<Spazzoid> All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
<Spazzoid> yes
<Kasady> what's funn is the SMB/DH cart is 10 cents at Funco, but the separate carts would be a buck
<Spazzoid> prettymuch
<Kasady> what's funny is the SMB/DH cart is 10 cents at Funco, but the separate carts would be a buck
<USAgent> i'm going to smash a bunch of smb/duck hunt carts
<USAgent> i'm going to smash a bunch of smb/duck hunt carts
<USAgent> i'm going to smash a bunch of smb/duck hunt carts
<USAgent> i'm going to smash a bunch of smb/duck hunt carts
<USAgent> i'm going to smash a bunch of smb/duck hunt carts
<BigIc> i'm going to fucknoland this weekend and getting all of their SMB/DH carts
<Spazzoid> shut da fuck up
<USAgent> smash!
<USAgent> smash!
<USAgent> smash!
<USAgent> okay
<BigIc> they need a good home
<Spazzoid> Wheeshaw I love NSE
<Spazzoid> erm
<Spazzoid> NES
<Spazzoid> woo
<Spazzoid> Has master yoda said anything at all lately?
<Spazzoid> my dad's monitor really does suck
<BigIc> does it really matter?
<Spazzoid> no, i'm just wondering...
<Spazzoid> umm...
<Spazzoid> are you guys alive?
<BigIc> whoo hooo!!!
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<BigIc> i now have 50 games!!!
<BigIc> not counting doubles
<Spazzoid> We're starting a new book in American Lit and I read the first page and I can tell it's going to suck.
<BigIc> which book?
<Spazzoid> yay...I have 302
<IMPOSTORoni> bye now
<BigIc> grr spazz
<Spazzoid> Umm...I can't remember the name
<Spazzoid> something stupid
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<Spazzoid> the whole book people talk like 
<BigIc> i'm never taking American Lit
<BigIc> i'll take Finnish Lit
<Spazzoid> "Well yew outa go osside an taka shit cuz I don wan you tak na shit in ere"
<BigIc> hehe
<Spazzoid> they don't say that though but that's what the dialogue is written like
<Spazzoid> aagh
<Spazzoid> My senior year sucks
<Spazzoid> my soph. and junior years rocked
<Spazzoid> because I actually liked my classes and got good grades
<BigIc> my senior year is going to rock
<Spazzoid> that's what I thought :)
<Spazzoid> Here's my grades now:
<Spazzoid> Spanish: A
<Spazzoid> App. Chemistry: C+
<Spazzoid> Adv. Math: F
<Spazzoid> App. Econ: D+
<BigIc> What math?
<Spazzoid> Amer. Lit: C+
<Spazzoid> Web Page Programming: A+
<Spazzoid> Advanced math
<Spazzoid> it sucks hog cock
<BigIc> what math though
<Spazzoid> cuz mah teacha is suthern an shay haz uh suthern acksent y'know
<BigIc> i could figure out the advanced part
<Spazzoid> that's the name of the course :)
<BigIc> like what is it?
<BigIc> Algebra?
<BigIc> Calc?
<Spazzoid> Trig, Functions, Algebra, Statistics, shit like that
<BigIc> Geometry?
<Spazzoid> I suck at math
<BigIc> oh
<Spazzoid> I rocked in Geometry
<BigIc> I r0x0rs in math and in geo
<BigIc> A in both classes
<Spazzoid> 1 r00L @ @Ny c1@$$ 3Xc3P+ m@TH
<BigIc> heheh
<Spazzoid> I loved Physics last year
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<Spazzoid> We put hydrogen in a balloon and put it over a bunsen burner
<BigIc> give me an example of a problem in your math
<BigIc> hi linque
<Spazzoid> 8>4BOOM8<
<Linque> Hi.
<Spazzoid> Ok...lessee
<Linque> Anyone know a good retail place for PC games on the net?
<Spazzoid> Find the slope of this;
<BigIc> so whats the good word on the petition?
<Linque> My sis wants a Sailor Moon game..
<Linque> And I shop the net a lot now. =-)
<Spazzoid> fu=ck/yo(u)x
<BigIc> heheh
<BigIc> ok
<Spazzoid> I usually hate beGay
<BigIc> let me write it down
<Spazzoid> graph that mothafucka
<BigIc> damn
<BigIc> no pencil or paper
<Linque> Sadly, not much. I think it's ready to be posted, but I need you a get a guestbook and get access to the site. I hate Dynip now.
<Spazzoid> my teacher in Adv. Math is from georgia...she got married at 16 or 17 :)
<Linque> Ebay is good.
<BigIc> heheh
<Linque> It's 'cause I find a lot of good deals. =-)
<BigIc> linque, if NES Center had more hits, i'd put it there
<Spazzoid> L@@K!!!! SUPER MARIQ BRQS/DUCK HUNT!!!! EXTREMELY EXTREMELY RARE! A BARGAIN AT ONLY $50.00!!!! $65.00 WITH MANUAL AND BOX!
<Linque> But I'm notta |tsr on it...I just bid every three weeks for a good NES item.
<Linque> Heheheh.
<BigIc> samne
<Linque> I don't buy that L@@K shit.
<BigIc> damn, i want spy v. spy badly
<Linque> Ic, then I won't post it if you think it's taking too long. Really, I don't have access because Pooki is barely on and he needs to be on for Dynip.
<Spazzoid> hey i hav a copy of supr mario brs/duk hunt an i wod like to sel it to you it is vry hrd to fin bekuz it is so rar.
<Linque> Heheheh.
<Spazzoid> I hear pooki got banned from net usage for shitty grades...
<BigIc> heheh
<Linque> My Duck Hunt is broken, but..
<Spazzoid> wana by min?
<Linque> SHIT.
<Spazzoid> heh
<BigIc> i'll find a place for it linque
<Spazzoid> You know, if you leave a geoshitties pop up ad open while you browse a page, usually no more pop ups will appear
<Linque> If you think it's taking that long..
<Linque> Trust me, no big site like |tsr will accept it.
<BigIc> why?
<Linque> I'm basically the only site that gets 170 hits daily without traveling to Japan.
<Linque> They are independent, dude.
<Spazzoid> whoa
<BigIc> |tsr is afk for a while
<Spazzoid> yahoo gets like, 170 hits per sec.
<Linque> For a while?
<Linque> Okay..
<BigIc> he's gone
<Linque> Yeah, until next SEPTEMBER.
<Spazzoid> heeeeeeeeeee
<Linque> Look, now it's Pooki's fault. The best I can do is wait for him to come on and upload a link to a Tripod page I'll post it on.
<Spazzoid> I love Star Soldier and Sky Shark
<Linque> ...but anyhow..
<Spazzoid> they are 2 of my fav shooters
<BigIc> yah
<Linque> Where on the net is a good place to buy PC GAMES?
<Spazzoid> Umm...
<Linque> Star Soldier? heheheh
<Spazzoid> ebay?
<Spazzoid> I dunno
<Linque> No, purchase, not bid.
<BigIc> i couldnt tell ya
<Spazzoid> Sivvy, you alive?
<Linque> Basically soldiers are objects that get kill in a gruesome style.
<Linque> heheheh
<CaptainSivart> yes
<Linque> Blown up, shot...
<Spazzoid> blow up shit with rapid fire lasers, yeah, that meets the description
<Spazzoid> try fuckoland
<Linque> They don't sell PC games.
<Spazzoid> oh
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Session Close: Mon Nov 23 20:08:56 1998


Session Start: Tue Nov 24 20:20:43 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'fuck you chanserv'
*** Set by Imp_Blank on Tue Nov 24 20:16:21
<IMPOSTORoni> gyp comes from gypsy
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
<BigIc> i know that imp
<[Dade]> if you spelled phonetically, you would have said: any way, I spell fanetikali
<IMPOSTORoni> who claim theyre from egypt
<IMPOSTORoni> thus the name
<[Dade]> or something like that :)
<IMPOSTORoni> hahaha
<IMPOSTORoni> funetikulee
<[Dade]> I'm getting Pokémon/RED and Zelda 64 for X-Mas and I'm happy
<BigIc> actualy dAd, I wood hav speld it:  nE way, I spel fanetikalE
<Imp_Blank> hah
<Imp_Blank> don't be happy
<Imp_Blank> you suck
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<IMPOSTORoni> heh
<BigIc> dada
<BigIc> er dade
<BigIc> dont do that
<BigIc> get blue
<IMPOSTORoni> golgo stanks lahk shit on a munky
<BigIc> and leave out Z64
<johnny_carbon> bite me
<[Dade]> blue and red are almost the same
<Vipir> an ass munkry
<Vipir> nunkey
<Vipir> well crap I can't type today
<Vipir> munkey
<Vipir> hehehe
<johnny_carbon> munkry is more fun
<IMPOSTORoni> heh
<BigIc> but blue has tougher enemies, therefore making getting experience easier
<BigIc> red has more enemies, but easier ones
<[Dade]> blue doesn't have tougher enemies
<BigIc> and green just flat out sucks
<BigIc> uh, yeah dade
<BigIc> i have blue, my bro has red
<johnny_carbon> wtf are you all talkin' bout
<BigIc> we compared
<[Dade]> bloo dusent hav tuffer enumis
<[Dade]> green?
<[Dade]> there's no green!
<BigIc> yeah dade, there is
<[Dade]> no
<[Dade]> there isn't
<BigIc> ever hear of a place called.....
<BigIc> JAPAN?!?!?
<Imp_Blank> yeah
<Imp_Blank> it sucks
<johnny_carbon> ????????????????????
<[Dade]> Japan? Where's Japan?
<BigIc> i dunno
<BigIc> some place in South America
<[Dade]> Silver and Gold are coming out, too...
<BigIc> i know
<johnny_carbon> what is this "Japan" you speak of?
<[Dade]> that's cool
<BigIc> i hope that there is at least 200 new ones
<[Dade]> so, have you and your bro beaten the games?
<BigIc> my bro has, i havent
<BigIc> i had to start over a lot
<BigIc> i fucked up so baddly
<[Dade]> so how do you trade over the link cable thing to win the game?
<Imp_Blank> I'm gonna make a gameboy game
<[Dade]> Imp> you know ASM?
<Imp_Blank> it'll just be an eye that stares at you
<BigIc> wtf do you mean to win the game?
<Imp_Blank> and if you press a button it'll blink
<BigIc> cool imp
<BigIc> i'd buy it
<johnny_carbon> is that a gameboy in yer' pocket or are you just happy to see me?
<Imp_Blank> and if you turn it off it'll overheat the batteries and they'll spill acid on you
<BigIc> i little of each golgo
<johnny_carbon> oh baby!
<johnny_carbon> bleaaa
<[Dade]> Ic> you have to like, do something with the cable to win
<BigIc> no
<Imp_Blank> yeah
<BigIc> just to get all 150
<Imp_Blank> I have the red pokemon
<Imp_Blank> and my brother has the blue one
<BigIc> you hate pokemon
<Imp_Blank> I took the cable and strangled him
<BigIc> and all associated with it
<Imp_Blank> and took the blue one
<BigIc> heheh
<BigIc> Fuck the ESRB
<BigIc> i hate em
<[Dade]> Montezuma's revenge!
<[Dade]> cool
<Imp_Blank> pllllllllllooooooooooooppppppp
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<BigIc> wtf is backwards compatible?
<BigIc> Tetris DX is backwards compatible with Game Boy Pocket,
<BigIc> Super Game Boy, and the original Game Boy. 
<johnny_carbon> it means you can play an old game on a newer system
<BigIc> then they should say so
<BigIc> sheesh
<johnny_carbon> they like jargon better
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Session Start: Fri Nov 27 01:23:54 1998
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*** Topic is 'I'll have my butler whip up a Turkey Smoothy'
*** Set by lilicarus on Fri Nov 27 01:14:24
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Session Start: Fri Nov 27 18:04:44 1998
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*** ChanServ changes topic to 'its friday man (Knight|)'
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Session Start: Fri Nov 27 18:20:46 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'its friday man'
*** Set by Knight| on Fri Nov 27 17:23:36
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Session Start: Fri Nov 27 20:15:26 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'its friday man'
*** Set by Knight| on Fri Nov 27 17:23:36
<steveX> 8,2 Check out my FTP site! 4 169.207.92.229 Login=guest pass=emulation port=21. 3I've got warez, Emulators, ROMs, music files, PC Games, codes, music progs (winamp, crescendo), ActiveX Controls, and much more!
<steveX> 8,2 Check out my FTP site! 4 169.207.92.229 Login=guest pass=emulation port=21. 3I've got warez, Emulators, ROMs, music files, PC Games, codes, music progs (winamp, crescendo), ActiveX Controls, and much more!
*LocalHosters* Hey There! Join #1+ its great there. Its a place for people of all ages
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<blienk> hi
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<blienk> hey knight
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<Knight|> huh?
<Knight|> topic contest?
<Imp_Blank> yes
<Imp_Blank> best topic wins
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*** blienk changes topic to 'fuck 5 0'
*** blienk changes topic to 'i wish i was queer so i could get chicks'
<Imp_Blank> yeah, why do gay guys get chicks?
<blienk> i don't know
<Imp_Blank> its illogical
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<blienk> yep
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* blienk .
<Imp_Blank> heh
<Imp_Blank> I just tricked some girl into rubbing urine on her face
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<steveX> 8,2 Check out my FTP site! 4 169.207.92.229 Login=guest pass=emulation port=21. 3I've got NES Emulators, NES ROMs, music files, PC Games, codes, music progs (winamp, crescendo), ActiveX Controls, and much more!
<Imp_Blank> stop that
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<Imp_Blank> hi t
<steveX> hi Imp_Blank :)
<Telia345> hey all
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<Imp_Blank> HAHAHAHAHAHA
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<maat> hi
<Imp_Blank> hey maat
<steveX> hi maat :)
<Telia345> hey maat
<BigIc> heya maat
<Imp_Blank> I tricked a girl into rubbing her own urine on her face
<maat> is that supposed to impress me?
<Imp_Blank> not you specifically
<Imp_Blank> I'm just damn proud
<maat> but how did this trick work?
<Imp_Blank> cause earlier this week she tricked me into watching that show felicity
<blienk> hey maat
<Imp_Blank> ok
<Imp_Blank> well I'm talking to her on aol
<Imp_Blank> this guy I know is really into her
<Imp_Blank> and we're talking about people we hate and teachers we hate etc
<Imp_Blank> and then she says she put toothpaste on her face because she's out of zit cream
<Imp_Blank> and I know she's notorious for being gullible and dumb
<Imp_Blank> but that just proved it to me
<Imp_Blank> so I say "what if that makes it worse?"
<Imp_Blank> so she immediatly goes and washes it off
<Imp_Blank> then I tell her that I heard using your own urine works
<maat> hehe
<Imp_Blank> and then before I can type "but that's pretty gross"
<Imp_Blank> she types "Ok, I'm gonna try that since I have nothing to lose, brb"
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<Imp_Blank> actually, I got the im transcript
<maat> hahaha
<Imp_Blank> her name is left out to protect her identity
<Imp_Blank> i guess i ll go try it.. what do i have to lose 
<maat> how do you know she really did it?
<Imp_Blank> cause I asked if she was joking like 5895289 times
<Imp_Blank> then she kept saying how disgusting it was
<Imp_Blank> and like I said, she's notorious for her gullibility
<Imp_Blank> ok
<Imp_Blank> lemme start over
<Imp_Blank> i have toothpaste all over my face b.c i dont have any zit cream
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 uh 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 does that work? 
<Imp_Blank> im trying 
<Imp_Blank>  i look like a biig ugly zit. ew 
<Imp_Blank> it might make things worse 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 at least your face won't get cavities 
<Imp_Blank> eh. i think i m gonna wash my face now 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 I heard if you use your own urine it works really good 
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<Imp_Blank> ewwww  
<Imp_Blank> i guess i ll go try it.. what do i have to lose 
<Imp_Blank> hold on 
<Imp_Blank>  my respect 
<Z64obsessed_NESter> Who set the sicko topic?
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<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 my respect 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 I was just joking 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 um, if you come back with urine allover your face, don't read the two lines above this 
<Imp_Blank> ewwww man that was lie, the nastiest thing i ever did 
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 you really did it? 
<Imp_Blank> it was all warm i htink i stink like piss now 
<Imp_Blank> yea
<Knight|> ewwwww its nutster
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 I don't know wether to laugh or apologize 
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<Imp_Blank> apologize 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 no way 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 this is too funny 
<Imp_Blank> why?
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 you didn't really do it though 
<Z64obsessed_NESter> Knight: Were you around in the days of NES Parachat?
<Imp_Blank> you werent serious 
<Imp_Blank> ahhh what if this makes me worse????? 
<maat> hahaha
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 I actually have heard that before 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 that its supposed to help 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 but I don't think I'd try it 
<Imp_Blank> ahhhhh that was sooo gross and   pwheeww at least it helps 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 shuttup 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 you didn't 
<Imp_Blank> when does it not smell like pee?? 
<Imp_Blank> ahhhh 
<Imp_Blank> this has to be one of the more digustign things ive done 
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 no way 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 you didn't really do it 
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<Imp_Blank> the sad thing is that i did 
<Z64obsessed_NESter> What the fuck?!
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 well you might as well leave it on 
<maat> hahahaha
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 see if it works 
<Imp_Blank> i washed it off@! 
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 check the urine homepage at www.pissface.com 
<Imp_Blank> blah  
<Imp_Blank>  there isnt one! 
<maat> pissface.com
<maat> haha
<maat> she tried it
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 please tell me you didn't put piss on your face 
<Imp_Blank> i did! 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 noooo 
<Imp_Blank>  i seroisly did it was warm and gross 
<Imp_Blank> and it smelled and i feel dirty 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 oh my god 
<Imp_Blank> i dont feel clean at all  
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 I'm sorry! 
<Imp_Blank> yea you should be 
<Imp_Blank> it was soo gross 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 maybe you should take a shower 
<Imp_Blank> i washed my face off 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 I'd wash my face twice 
<Imp_Blank> i scrubbed 
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 no, cmon, you're joking 
<Imp_Blank> >>I'm getting tired of this now
<Imp_Blank> >>Can I just show the highlights?
<maat> no
<Imp_Blank> fine
<maat> just stop "protecting her identity"
<maat> no one cares who she is
<Imp_Blank> no i m not 
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 oh shit 
<Imp_Blank> i reallllllllly wish  
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 I'm soooooo sorry 
<Imp_Blank>  i wish i was
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 well maybe it'll work 
<Imp_Blank>  i feel gross ill be right back 
<Imp_Blank> ok i feel a little better 
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 I feel worse 
<Imp_Blank>  ewwww  no wonder 
<Imp_Blank> its on my fucking shirt 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 oooh sick 
<Imp_Blank> new shirt hold on 
<Imp_Blank> ok ahh 
<Imp_Blank> i feel gross
<Imp_Blank> i cant believe yo u told me that  
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 I can't believe you believed me 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 jason ford told me his grandma used to do that in health class freshman year 
<Imp_Blank> no .. not one of the grossest things it was the grossest 
<Imp_Blank> ewwww. she did it more than once 
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 apparantly 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 maybe tommorow you'll wake up with clear, radiant skin 
<Imp_Blank>  yea i better 
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<Imp_Blank> i better have the cleanest damn skin you ever saw 
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 would it make you feel better if I pissed on my face? 
<Imp_Blank>  yea!!!!! 
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<USAgent> 3 Ì ßë l£3t ýõ
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 well I'm not gonna 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 that's just gross 
<Imp_Blank> >>can I stop now?
<Imp_Blank> >>there's still like 2347834287 lines of her saying how gross it was
<maat> no way
<maat> good
<maat> just copy and paste man
<maat> it's not worth editing it
<Imp_Blank> no dammit
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<Imp_Blank> I'm done
<maat> aww
<maat> ok
<Imp_Blank> I mean
<Imp_Blank> >>I'm done
<Imp_Blank> or I can edit the file and paste it sometime
<Imp_Blank> IMP77:	 well I'm not gonna 
<Imp_Blank>  IMP77:	 that's just gross 
<Imp_Blank> call me a faggot
<Imp_Blank> call me a buttlovin fudgepackin queer
<maat> faggot
<maat> buttlovin fudgepackin queer
<Imp_Blank> thank you
<maat> any time
<Imp_Blank> I'm teaching a guy how to hex edit
<maat> dammit.  that's the fucking wors
<maat> t
<maat> tell him to go read my doc, and if he can't do it based on that, he sucks
<Imp_Blank> I know
<Imp_Blank> he keeps making the same mistakes over and over
<maat> who is it?
<Imp_Blank> I have no idea
<Imp_Blank> he just immed me out of nowhere
<Imp_Blank> it took like 3 hours for me to teach him how to make the table for smb1
<maat> haha
<Imp_Blank> we're just wrapping up now
<maat> what's his aim name?  i might know who it is
<Imp_Blank> bjil
<maat> i think that would be the west virginian.. an annoying wanna-be hacker and spooky kids addict from long back.
<maat> he used to send me e-mail daily about what i needed to hack and how great dragon pervert and super trent were
<Imp_Blank> hahahha
<maat> he pissed me off
<Imp_Blank> she's the one who used to set my hair on fire just for fun
<Imp_Blank> she's the one who used to beat me to a bloody pulp on the concrete
<Imp_Blank> she's saidi
<Imp_Blank> saidi with an "i"
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<Imp_Blank> ooooooh I really love her, and I really wanna tell her
<Imp_Blank> but I can't because she locked me in the cellar
<Imp_Blank> she's saidi, saidi with an "i"
<Z64obsessed_NESter> DAMNIT ALL, WHY CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING DECENT?!?!?!?!?!?!
<maat> we are
<Z64obsessed_NESter> No, you're not!! Nes is decent!! Zelda is decent!! Mega Man is decent!! Mario is decent!! This is not decent!!
<maat> brb
<Imp_Blank> this rules man
<Imp_Blank> silence kicks ass
<maat> who are you to decide what is and isn't decent?
<maat> brb
<maat> back
<Z64obsessed_NESter> I dunno, but I decided that Zelda is decent.
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<maat> hi ic
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<Jandar> shit is messy
<Jandar> where is everybody?
<Jandar> oh well
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<ZyphyusTDW> y'all know where i could get some good Roms?
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Session Start: Sat Nov 28 20:35:27 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'http://the-nothing.simplenet.com/kasady/origin1.txt   - NES 98 issue 1 script'
*** Set by Kasady on Sat Nov 28 19:38:52
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Session Start: Sat Nov 28 21:05:29 1998
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-neko- <Server Wide Notice> I'm working on whatever the problem with hebron is. Please be paitent and we'll get this problem fixed. Thanks <Do not reply>
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Session Start: Sat Nov 28 21:11:29 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'http://the-nothing.simplenet.com/kasady/origin1.txt   - NES 98 issue 1 script'
*** Set by Kasady on Sat Nov 28 19:38:52
<Linque> Okay, you get an op.
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<Linque> Yay for me.
<The_Tall_Man> http://underworld.fortunecity.com/starcraft/538/c1.doc
<The_Tall_Man> is it good
<BigIc> its not bad
<The_Tall_Man> or not
<Linque> I'm translating a game.
<BigIc> but i dont find anything really wrong with it
<BigIc> what game?
<The_Tall_Man> Oh yeah did you hear about Ac2k's site dieing
<BigIc> nope
<USAgent> um is that the nes hack site
<The_Tall_Man> USAGent - yes
<USAgent> haha
<The_Tall_Man> USAGent - AC2K can't pay the bills so he is gonna be closed around Decemember
<USAgent> cheap bastard
<Linque> HA HA HA HA!
<USAgent> hhehehehehe
<BigIc> hahah
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<The_Tall_Man> Link - don't forget to add my comic to the topic *I can't  am on tel net = (*
<Linque> Telnet sucks.
<Linque> I want Telnet.
<Linque> =-)
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<The_Tall_Man> Hey how do you like my comic
<The_Tall_Man> ac2k wets his pants on it
<The_Tall_Man> I should of said his panties
<The_Tall_Man> Would have made more sense
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<Linque> Koyunoyu.
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<Linque> Eedlenu.
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<Knight|> canadians are popping everywhere in the scene lately......
<Knight|> Xq, snake, that raven
<Knight|> oh yea me
<Xq> Yes, so?
<Knight|> thats a good thig
<Knight|> thing
<Xq> oh, ok. :)
<Xq> I'm more into the cart collecting rather than the emulation scene.
<Knight|> this is more kart collectors here
<Xq> Ah, I see. Hm... Has anyone ordered from Funcoland here?
<Knight|> im selling mine tho, my nes got all busted and i have no good game left
<Knight|> you nut! currency is crapy! 4 bucks is 5 bucks
<Linque> I haven't ordered.
<Linque> I have one an hour away.
<Knight|> err 8 bucks
<Linque> Why order?
<Knight|> hes prolly in BC
<Linque> Uh?
<Linque> Me?
<Knight|> no
<Knight|> Xq
<Xq> Yes, I am from BC. Vancouver, in fact.
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<Knight|> your hockey team is doing bad
<Xq> Oh yeah, the Canucks suck. :)
<Xq> Where are you from, Knight|?
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<Knight|> ontario
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<Xq> The reason why I want to order from Funcoland is that there are some games that I have been searching for YEARS for. :I (Been a collector for 2 years)
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<Evil_Z> hello
<johnX> hey
<Xq> heya
<Evil_Z> http://underworld.fortunecity.com/starcraft/538/hack.html
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<Evil_Z> I mean http://underworld.fortunecity.com/starcraft/538/c1.doc
<N-finity> Hey.
<johnX> k, this sucks.
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Session Start: Tue Dec 01 21:21:48 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'I'm high on life, and life just happens to come in a white, powdery form'
*** Set by Drk_Warrior on Tue Dec 01 21:05:00
<N-finity> I gots a URL for yahs.
<CaptainSivart> k
<blienk> hey sivart
<steveX> nes world is back
<CaptainSivart> hihihi
<CaptainSivart> cool!
<steveX> everyone go there and click on the ad banners
<CaptainSivart> no!
<CaptainSivart> heh
<CaptainSivart> whats the url?
<Drk_Warrior> hi agent
<USAgent> hey
<Drk_Warrior> 'ello siv
<steveX> hi CaptainSivart :)
<steveX> hi Drk_Warrior :)
<CaptainSivart> what channel can i go to for help on windows?
<CaptainSivart> my BIOS file got deleted
<CaptainSivart> and i need it back!
<Drk_Warrior> #windows
<CaptainSivart> nope
<CaptainSivart> tried it
<Drk_Warrior> #billgates
<steveX> bye
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<Drk_Warrior> #msdoesn'tgiveaflyingfuckaboutyourproblem
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<N-finity> #nohack might help.
<chocob0> you can always try goin to the manufacturer of your pc and lookin for bios updates, that could do it
<Drk_Warrior> school felt wrong today
<N-finity> Why's that?
<Drk_Warrior> it felt like it was wrong for me to be there
<Drk_Warrior> and that I was supposed to be elseware
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<Da_One> Back
<Da_One> N: got your report from their?
<N-finity> No.
<N-finity> I need to write it myself. I'm not a cheat.
* N-finity smiles.
<N-finity> I'm just for shitty work that gives me great grades.
<Da_One> ok
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
<N-finity> Hmm... when did I offer for you to join OnederLand, Siv? I know it was middle November...
<Drk_Warrior> it was before I left I believe
<Da_One> HUH??
<Drk_Warrior> for vacation that is
<N-finity> I know it was... but I don't know when before it...
<Da_One> i am never gonna be a good rom hacker:(
<CaptainSivart> november 17 then!
<N-finity> Okay. November 17th!
<Da_One> i wanna be good like Kas
<Da_One> Kas is very good
<Da_One> and is Drk good too?
*** CaptainSivart changes topic to '<Da_One> i wanna be good like Kas'
<Drk_Warrior> hmmm...
<Drk_Warrior> what's everyone say?
<Drk_Warrior> am I good or bad?
<Da_One> i never saw your work
<N-finity> I havn't seen your ROM hacks...
<USAgent> don't remember you ever hacking anything
<Drk_Warrior> hehe
<Drk_Warrior> trick question
<Drk_Warrior> I hacked one thing
<Drk_Warrior> and didn't finish
<Drk_Warrior> saddom bros
<Drk_Warrior> saddam
<Drk_Warrior> never finished
<Drk_Warrior> was getting funny
<USAgent> i made 6 hacks and never finished any of them
<Drk_Warrior> maybe I'll work on it again soon...
* N-finity nods,.
<Da_One> :(
<N-finity> If I ever learned to hack the actual game's palettes I'd finish Dr. Smurf. Cody deserves that!
<N-finity> Must finish homework!
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Imp_Blank
<N-finity> Dark: I drew OnederLand logos on my hand today... I was bored... I think I'll cover my entire hand tomorrow...
<Drk_Warrior> 'ello imp
<Drk_Warrior> uh... 
<Drk_Warrior> odd
<Da_One> hi Imp
<Drk_Warrior> I go to sleep when I get bored...
<Da_One> man gfx are hard as something
<CaptainSivart> use tile layer
<Da_One> i am
<Da_One> hard
<Da_One> how did Kas make his hacks?
<N-finity> With time and patience...
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Dec 01 21:43:23 1998


Session Start: Thu Dec 03 18:56:40 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'Nesco is down. Akeera what's going on?'
*** Set by steveX on Thu Dec 03 18:04:52
<Spofforth> Octo is omnipresent
<MonsterTurtle> although the almighty fuhrer is usually away :)
<Drk_Warrior> 'ello agent
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else.  Please choose another.
-NickServ- If this is your nick, type: /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
<USAgent> hey
<Drk_Warrior> what is your icq # spof and agent?
<Spofforth> 2374339
<USAgent> 17098393
<USAgent> i just got a free computer
<Spofforth> How?
<OctoPooki> gaaah
*** Parts: MonsterTurtle (~java@lab-069.oal.tamu.edu)
<USAgent> the people my mom works for went bankrupt, so my mom's boss gave away some computers 
*** Joins: MonsterTurtle (~java@lab-069.oal.tamu.edu)
<Spofforth> Uhm... wouldn't that leave j00r m0M out of a job?
<USAgent> nah... not yet, anyways
<OctoPooki> warftp is being gay
<Spofforth> I'm thinking about bullshitting on a Intel survey so I can win a free computer
<Drk_Warrior> heh
<USAgent> damn thing has no cd-rom though
<Spofforth> My dad is moving into his own house and he says he's getting a sweet comp for it
*** Quits: Kasady (Quit: In this world we're livin' in, we have our share of sorrow. The answer now is don't give in- aim for a new tomorrow!)
*** Quits: OctoPooki (Connection reset by peer)
<Drk_Warrior> spof: send the mo yet?
<Spofforth> Uhm... deja vu
<Drk_Warrior> huh?
<Spofforth> You asked me that already
<Drk_Warrior> oh... um... oops =)
<Spofforth> hehe
<Spofforth> Drk_Alzheimers
<Knight|> hehe yoda has been away for 2 hours, its amazeing!
*** Knight| changes topic to 'Nesco is down. Akeera what's going on? nothing fart knocker'
*** Retrieving #nes98 info...
<Spofforth> Maybe y0da is a highly advanced bot designed to annoy the hell out of us.
<Knight|> thats just posseble
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<N-finity> join #nesshrine
<Knight|> oooo low disk space notification oooo im scared!!!
<Spofforth> Knight: from whom?
<Knight|> my comp
<Spofforth> haha
<Drk_Warrior> oh I see what happened.. N forgot the /
<Knight|> better delete some stuff
<Spofforth> join #hornyteenagedgirls
<Spofforth> oops
<Knight|> my 486 is rotting in the corner
<Knight|> .lol
*** Quits: N-finity (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by Away-finity)))
*** Joins: Away-finity (kevin_keen@bti5200-4-a35.btigate.com)
*** Away-finity is now known as N-finity
<N-finity> Booted...
* N-finity sighs.
<N-finity> Dark: Reinstall ICQ yet?
<Drk_Warrior> yes
<N-finity> New UIN?
<Drk_Warrior> nah
<Drk_Warrior> this is my third re-ionstalll =)
<Drk_Warrior> never get a new one
<Drk_Warrior> just icq me and send your contacts
<Spofforth> |tsr's was updated
<Knight|> he stole toots stuff!
*** Quits: Knight| (Quit: ayoob)
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<BigIc> hey, whats going on on this side?
<N-finity> Huh? TSR is ripping from Toot?
<N-finity> That bastard!
<Drk_Warrior> ic: open icq
<Drk_Warrior> ic: I need you to authorize my readding you
<N-finity> Ic: What's your UIN, I lost it.
*** Quits: BigIc (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by Lumaga)))
*** Joins: Lumaga (~lumaga@ts020d02.det-mi.concentric.net)
*** Joins: Imp_Blank (g@171-184-221.ipt.aol.com)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Imp_Blank
<Lumaga> well now that that's been taken care of
*** Lumaga is now known as BigIc
<Imp_Blank> sup
<Drk_Warrior> ello imp
<Drk_Warrior> ic: open icq and let me re-add you
<BigIc> hey imp
<Imp_Blank> man this 7:00 car-must-be-in-driveway rule is crampin my style
<BigIc> um, drk.  my icq uin vanished.  I have to add you too
<N-finity> Big: What's your UIN in ICQ?
<BigIc> hold on
<BigIc> i have to search for my old UIN so i can re-reg it on my comp
<Imp_Blank> steel toe boots are amazing
<Imp_Blank> I wish I got a pair years ago
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Thu Dec 03 19:27:52 1998


Session Start: Thu Dec 03 21:18:27 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'Old Navy commercials annoy the hell outta me'
*** Set by Strider on Thu Dec 03 20:49:09
<N-finity> 10 levels...
*** USAgent is now known as USAgent_Away
<Drk_Warrior> ello agent
* ThunderGod is going to bed.
*** Quits: ThunderGod (Quit: Killed: K-Lined [By the order of the Sultan of Istanbul (not Constantinople)])
<N-finity> Night, TG.
<USAgent_Away> hey
<N-finity> Hey.
<N-finity> Aren't you away?
<USAgent_Away> kind of
*phifey* hey whats wrong with wwwbpoard2?
<USAgent_Away> don't make me talk
<N-finity> Why?
-> *phifey* don't know
*** USAgent_Away is now known as USAgent_Fuck_Off
*** Quits: phifey (Client exited)
* N-finity laughs.
<Strider> i hate that stupid thing mystikal has when you first enter his page, a java-color changing thing, it takes way too long
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*** Joins: steveX (~You@169.207.137.99)
*** Parts: phifey (dalnet@dragonlair.dal.net)
<steveX> i0,1 1 0,2 2 0,3 3 0,4 4 0,5 5 0,6 6 0,7 7 1,8 8 1,9 9 0,10 10 1,11 11 0,12 12 1,13 13 0,14 14 1,15 15 
<steveX> i15,6 Aut0 C0l0r Code By : 13,1 §Úßzí®õ’§ §©®îPÞ
<Drk_Warrior> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Drk_Warrior> color!
<steveX> color!0,1 1 0,2 2 0,3 3 0,4 4 0,5 5 0,6 6 0,7 7 1,8 8 1,9 9 0,10 10 1,11 11 0,12 12 1,13 13 0,14 14 1,15 15 
<steveX> color!15,6 Aut0 C0l0r Code By : 13,1 §Úßzí®õ’§ §©®îPÞ
<Drk_Warrior> burning retinas!
<N-finity> Bad freak, Steve!
<Vipir> hehehe
<steveX> sorry 
<steveX> don't say color
<Drk_Warrior> ok
<steveX> i'm gonna take it off strider
<Drk_Warrior> maybe turning off the script would help tho... no more surprises...
<[Sivart]> color!
<[Sivart]> whoops
<Strider> gotta go
*** Parts: Strider (~strider@209.156.56.8)
*** Quits: Imp_Blank (Quit: Leaving)
<steveX> i feel bad
<steveX> color!0,1 1 0,2 2 0,3 3 0,4 4 0,5 5 0,6 6 0,7 7 1,8 8 1,9 9 0,10 10 1,11 11 0,12 12 1,13 13 0,14 14 1,15 15 
<steveX> color!15,6 Aut0 C0l0r Code By : 13,1 §Úßzí®õ’§ §©®îPÞ
<Drk_Warrior> ahhh
<steveX> 8,2 Check out my FTP site! 4 169.207.137.999 Login=guest pass=emulation port=21. 3I've got NES Emulators, NES ROMs, music files, PC Games, codes, music progs (winamp, crescendo), ActiveX Controls, and much more!
<Drk_Warrior> the pain
<Drk_Warrior> my retinas are melting!
<steveX> drk you need sunglasses
<steveX> try going in an emulation channel once
<steveX> it's hell on the eyes
*** Quits: Vipir (Quit: ah kayall'd a rewster thays amornin' pa)
*** Quits: Drk_Warrior (Quit: must... reduce... lag...)
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<Drk_Warrior> ping me
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Drk_Warrior
* N-finity 12Drk_Warrior 4[LAG]12 :0,12(57.684secs)
*** Vipir is now known as Guest59463
<Guest59463> hehe
<steveX> 7 seconds drk
<steveX> lol
*** Guest59463 is now known as Pongle
<steveX> N i think yer lagged
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<steveX> ok you guys i need to make a survey for my homework
<steveX> what should i do
<steveX> (i'm going to survey all  of you
<steveX> will someone help me?
<steveX> nevermind
<steveX> bbl
<[Sivart]> sure
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<Drk_Warrior> um... ok
<[Sivart]> yo ho ho
<N-finity> Hello!
<N-finity> Hello!
<[Sivart]> Hello!
<[Sivart]> Hello!
<N-finity> OK.
<N-finity> This is my friend, Zach, talking.
<[Sivart]> alright then
*** N-finity is now known as Zach-finity
<Zach-finity> Letting him take over.
<[Sivart]> im working on my island
<[Sivart]> is zach there?
<Zach-finity> Yes I'm Zach.
<[Sivart]> no zach is drk warrior
<Zach-finity> Huh?
<[Sivart]> drk warriors name is zach
<[Sivart]> b-but...
<Zach-finity> Ah I see.
* [Sivart] is confused and goes to the corner to cry...
<Zach-finity> Ah yes.
<[Sivart]> heh
<Zach-finity> .................................
*** Quits: Pongle (Quit: Playing: With: Yourself: You'll: Go: Blind:)
<Zach-finity> ??
<Bigdaddy_> I was wondering you know those homelesss can food drives they have
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<[Sivart]> they are having onw here too
<Zach-finity> Hello?
<[Sivart]> hi
<Xq> heya?
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<cracked8ball> hey
<Xq> hello
<Zach-finity> Hello Sivart!
<[Sivart]> hi
<Zach-finity> What are you doing?
<[Sivart]> Hello Zach!
<[Sivart]> editing my page
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<Zach-finity> Ah. OK.
*** Zach-finity is now known as N-finity
<N-finity> We're gonna go to 4-Star. Be back in about 30.
*** Quits: N-finity (Quit: <->> - ]IRC[ -machine- ™ - Version-4.3 - <<-> (By: JoshB))
<[Sivart]> whats 4 star???
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Thu Dec 03 21:56:47 1998


Session Start: Sat Dec 05 17:07:31 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'http://www.speedhost.com/~brinstar/ | iodized.speedhost.com'
*** Set by tweek on Sat Dec 05 15:04:47
<ThunderGod> back
<Toot_CRC> my free net access thingy is slow
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Dec 05 17:09:31 1998


Session Start: Sat Dec 05 17:55:18 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'http://www.speedhost.com/~brinstar/ | iodized.speedhost.com'
*** Set by tweek on Sat Dec 05 15:04:47
<Pipopo> this bag has only 1590 calories
<mixmastapooki> jesus toot
<mixmastapooki> if you eat the whole bag you will get fatter
<Linque> HEHE
<Linque> muwa
<Pipopo> mmm
<Evil_Z> hey can someone play my hack
<mixmastapooki> HEHE is right, mofo
<Pipopo> extra crunchy
<Pipopo> extra fat
*** Evil_Z is now known as Jesus_
<Linque> OH OH no, mooofo, I say the ways of the far foo
*** Jesus_ is now known as Jesus__
<Linque> hweeeeeee
<Pipopo> 90 grams of fat is A LOT
<Pipopo> like, there's chips bags that weight 90 grams
<Linque> I say da far ways of the mist oh you no that that's the fuck of yeshbig
<Linque> YEE
<Linque> uh
<Linque> damn
<Linque> gotta take my rehab pills
<Linque> brb
*** Quits: Pipopo (Connection reset by peer)
<Linque> THEY'RE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM THE HOSPITAL
<Linque> YAY
<Linque> they're yummu
*** Quits: [Sivart] (Quit: AGGGHHH! the Yakuza! NO! *SLASH*)
<tweek> uh
<Linque> um
<Linque> er
<Linque> erm
<tweek> speedhost rocks you
*** tweek changes topic to 'http://www.speedhost.com/~brinstar/ | iodized.speedhost.com | sign up for speedhost.com NOW!'
<Linque> How so?
<tweek> it just does
<mixmastapooki> dont question the asskickinness of speedhost
<tweek> yeah
<Linque> In what ways?
<tweek> DONT QUESTION
<mixmastapooki> its cheap, EXTREMELY FAST, and fun
<Linque> I DO!
<Jesus__> Crow Stairway to heaven is actually not that bad
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o maat
<tweek> yay
<maat> hi
<Linque> hi spooky
<mixmastapooki> crow: stairway to heaven sucks ass
<tweek> speedhost kicks simplenet's booty
<mixmastapooki> heya maaty
<mixmastapooki> simplenet pumps ass
<tweek> yeah
<mixmastapooki> da big bad bootay rockin ass
<maat> it does me well
<tweek> $5 an hour to run cgi..
<tweek> and they have to check and install your script
<mixmastapooki> $85 to 'test' cgi
<Linque> I'M MOVING TO THE WONDERFUL LAND OF....OF...SPE
<maat> i dun need cgi
<mixmastapooki> speedhost owns youuu
<tweek> yeah bioootch
<mixmastapooki> tweek, i got a refferal :)
<tweek> our telnet shells beat you down
<tweek> ?
<Jesus__> Spooky Kids Rocks me
<tweek> who?
<mixmastapooki> linque, if you use speedhost put brinstar as your refferal!
<Jesus__> because i am a spook
<mixmastapooki> Mr Rogers
<Jesus__> DAMN YOU POKEMON DAMN YOU
<tweek> no put iodized damnity
<Linque> I KNOW THAT
<tweek> hehe
<Linque> I'LL PUT MY CHEESE
<Linque> I'll put Brinstar
<mixmastapooki> YAY!
<Linque> Iodized didn't tell me shit. meewa
<tweek> i was gone damnity
<tweek> heh
<Linque> I'll also refer my cat.
<Linque> fat funk
<mixmastapooki> yay for me, 2 referrals wooowooo
<maat> i wanna get a cat and name is fuckhop
<Linque> WOOOWOOOWOOO
*** Quits: steveX (Operation timed out)
<tweek> i have 1
<Linque> yay
<tweek> 2 more and i get 32 megs of ram
<tweek> heh
<Linque> I have 3
<mixmastapooki> 1 more and i get 32 megs of ram -or- a price cut
<tweek> they dont have SDRAM goddamnt
<Linque> 2 more and I have enough tokens to play the alligator bonk game. YA
*** Quits: Jesus__ (Client exited)
<Linque> i like tentacles
<Linque> i also happen to like cheese
<Linque> and dog ears for that matter
<tweek> whoa when they get 200 users thell buy a new server
<tweek> heh eeven faster
<tweek> speedhost is my daddy
<Linque> i like eevees too
<mixmastapooki> hehe
<Linque> although they bug me
<mixmastapooki> if i had an eevee i'd punt it
<mixmastapooki> hehehe Mr Rogers punted a mole
<Linque> I see wild ones in my backyard
<Linque> lol
<mixmastapooki> hes inspired me to punt every small animal i come across
<Linque> I punted a speaker
<Linque> he's inspired me to punt everything in sight
<Linque> bbl
<mixmastapooki> ehehe
* Linque punts pooki
<mixmastapooki> mrrogers inspired linque
<mixmastapooki> gaaah!
* mixmastapooki sails into the distance
* Linque punts maat
<Linque> hah
<maat> yay
* Linque punts a raccoon
* Linque watches the raccoon bite pooki and maat
<mixmastapooki> im serious. punting small animals kicks ass
* Linque punts a bear
<mixmastapooki> there guts come outta there asses
<tweek> heh it didnt bite me
* Linque punts a tweek
* tweek sals awya
<tweek> sails  away
<tweek> doh
* Linque punts a car
* Linque punts himself
<Linque> woo
<Linque> I'm a small animal. this kicks ass. my aSS
<mixmastapooki> hahah
* Linque punts a mouse
* Linque punts a eagle then runs
* Linque runs
* Linque runs
<Drk_Half-away> whoa...
<Drk_Half-away> I forgot to change it to away =)
<Linque> wait!
* Linque punts dark warrior
* Linque runs off to some strange pokemon
<Linque> page
*** Quits: Linque (Quit: Leaving)
<Drk_Half-away> heh...
<tweek> that seems like me a while back..
* Drk_Half-away has become obsessed with samuria shodown =)
<maat> hehe
<tweek> i dont smoke crack anymore
<tweek> heh
<maat> thanks to me and my "i need a neo geo" campaign over the summer :)
<mixmastapooki> hahaha
<Drk_Half-away> heh
*** Drk_Half-away sets mode: +o mixmastapooki
<maat> damnity drk.  i just realized i sold you a complete, boxed samurai shodown for $5
<mixmastapooki> what system?
<maat> snes
<Drk_Half-away> there's a large harwood setting next to me...
<Drk_Half-away> maat: hehe... I know =)
<mixmastapooki> theres a large hard wood in my pants
<tweek> i have a very large wang
<mixmastapooki> hehe
<maat> thwat wasn't impressive pook
* Drk_Half-away scoots away from octo
<Drk_Half-away> actually it's a tree
<mixmastapooki> "when i was beatin ya up back there, did you get a wood? you know, a mahogany?"
<Drk_Half-away> a christmas tree
<maat> in fact.. i would find it a little disgusting if you got hard talking about samurai shodown
<maat> hahahah
<maat> noooooo
<maat> pook - vampires was me and jessies' first date :(
<Drk_Half-away> theis room smells like pine now =)
<mixmastapooki> im sorry maat :(
<Drk_Half-away> lol maat
<Drk_Half-away> I bet octo gets hard over thinking about earthquake =)
<mixmastapooki> hehe i'm earthquakes bitch
<maat> 's ok pook.
<maat> cause everything reminds me of her
<mixmastapooki> that main badguy of samurai shodown is my bitch
<maat> the fucking shirt i'm wearing has a blue X on it from the back of her hand when we went to a show
<Drk_Half-away> pook likes earthquake cause he reminds him of big bubba from the big house =)
* tweek whips out his wang
<mixmastapooki> hehe
<maat> hmm.. i just realized that.. i took a date to see vampires :)
<Drk_Half-away> heh
<mixmastapooki> gaah
<Drk_Half-away> sounds very romantic
<Drk_Half-away> just like romeo and juliet
<mixmastapooki> well arent you 'goth' or soemthing maaty :)
<maat> yeah :)
<tweek> i like famicom
<maat> but she's not.... only on certain days.
<Drk_Half-away> that part about the sun breaking through the window was a vampire reference reminding her to be in before the sun breaks...
<mixmastapooki> fuck. at 11PM tonite, www.brinstar.com will be pointed to my speedhost account
<Drk_Half-away> maat: I met 3 goths on vacation =)
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<tweek> 11pm CST EST?
<Drk_Half-away> two females and one male
<mixmastapooki> est
<Drk_Half-away> 'ello tg
<tweek> yay tahts 10 here
<tweek> ill still be awake
<TG_WORKING> back - what'd I miss?
<mixmastapooki> no wait! its 7pm est!
<mixmastapooki> WOOHOO!
<tweek> wow thats in 40 mins
<maat> like.. sometimes she wears like baggy jeans and like a yellow shirt and like a buncha orange and green makeup and shit, and some days she'd wear like black leather pants, fishnet sleeves, black eyeliner, and bright red lipstick
<mixmastapooki> 40 more minutes
<tweek> frooky
<TG_WORKING> ?! What channel?
<tweek> wah
*** TG_WORKING is now known as ThunderGod
<mixmastapooki> whoa
<tweek> damnity ive been connected to this shell for 3 hours straight
<maat> what?
<mixmastapooki> hehehe
<tweek> unix commands rock
<tweek> hehe i pinged myself with 50 packets
<mixmastapooki> unix owns you
<mixmastapooki> i'd have aix4.2 setup on here but its my moms comp
<tweek> er actually its red hat linux.. but thats a variation of unix
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<tweek> uhm
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<mixmastapooki> sheesh
*** mamafish is now known as tweek
*** Quits: tweek (Client exited)
<mixmastapooki> god damnit
<mixmastapooki> MM, A SMELLY TOORDE
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Session Start: Sun Dec 06 21:15:21 1998
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*** Topic is 'nevermind'
*** Set by maat on Sun Dec 06 18:57:31
<Kasady> they need new ownership
<crazynesdan> well i didnt invest...
<crazynesdan> i would investt in potato stocks like they did on saved by the bell that one time
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<Evil_Z> Kas - you get my new hack
<USAgent> i hate icq
<Kasady> you email it?
<Evil_Z> Kas - yes
<Kasady> I haven't checked email all day. I slept from 1-6
<USAgent> i REALLY hate icq
<Evil_Z> Kas - oh then it should be n there now i checked it
<Evil_Z> USAGENT HATES ICQ
<Kasady> I have a friend with ICQ. he really hates it too
<crazynesdan> ya know at record town near me they have a cox of two old dusty nes controllers for 25 bux? that's a crime
<Evil_Z> CALL ON THE DOGS CALL ON THE GUARDS USAGent HaTES ICQ
<USAgent> if it were a person i'd beat it to death
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<IMPOSTORoni> hi yoda
<USAgent> and spell my name right, bitch :)
<mastry0da> hey
<mastry0da> wow
<mastry0da> alot of people in here tonight
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe yoda talky
<mixmastapooki> y0da!
<USAgent> don't fucking believe it
<IMPOSTORoni> watashi wa IMPOSTORoni desu.  hajimemashite
<crazynesdan> i am still in love witha  girl named spike
<USAgent> icq just deleted both of my contact lists
<USAgent> &^!#&^#&^$#@
<mixmastapooki> haha usagent gettin' da shaft, icq style
<Evil_Z> Some times you feel like dying well sometimes you don't
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<mixmastapooki> STINKY NUUUUUUUHTZZZZZZZZ
<IMPOSTORoni> anata wa Ass-jin desu ka.
<IMPOSTORoni> hai, anata wa desu...
<crazynesdan> adios foos im gonna run
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<IMPOSTORoni> oyasumi nasai
<mixmastapooki> stop speakin japanese, you nappy bastard
<IMPOSTORoni> sayonara crazysan
<USAgent> brb
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Session Start: Sat Dec 12 22:12:06 1998
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*** Topic is 'the-nothing.simplenet.com/kasady/leatherfaceoff.jpg   |   #nes98 is a buttsac-free zone'
*** Set by maat on Sat Dec 12 22:08:17
<Kasady> a mask of human skin would rot after a while though
<maat> not if preserved correctly
<maat> and maybe you just have to take off the rotting sections and put on new ones occasionally
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<chocob0> back
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<chocob0> is chapstick toxic?  it smells so good i want to eat it
<steveX> cool
<steveX> me like that topic
<steveX> that flavored stuff is good
<steveX> lip smackers
<maat> chapstick tastes good
<maat> it's not toxic
<maat> i ate like a whole tube of cookies and cream
<chocob0> hmm, tastes medicine-y
<chocob0> probably because i have the bland 'medicated' kind :(
<chocob0> ever have sweet breath?
<chocob0> that stuff got kick
<steveX> yup
<chocob0> i put half a bottle in my friends gatorade, and he took a giant gulp and nearly threw up
<steveX> heh
<chocob0> then when he was washing his mouth out someone else took the bottle and drank the rest and was screaming at the kid 'how can you DRINK this shit'
<steveX> i'd love to see that
<chocob0> it was HILARIOUS
<Drk_Warrior> I know someone that snorted sweet breath
<chocob0> see sweet breaths fun cause u can put it in peoples lunch when they're not looking
<Drk_Warrior> he lost feeling in his right side for about half an hour
<chocob0> lol
<chocob0> sweet breath goes best in milk, and hamburgers
<chocob0> oh orange juice too
<Drk_Warrior> heh
<Drk_Warrior> toothpaste
<Drk_Warrior> if you're really good that is
<chocob0> nah toothpaste is too hard
<steveX> milk
<steveX> that shits gross
<steveX> and i live in the dairy state
<chocob0> sweet breath is nice cause it comes in liquid form and all you have to do is say 'hey dave wants ya' and while hes away saturate his food with breath-freshener
<chocob0> toothpaste is too clunky and obvious, plus it floats
<chocob0> tho its a good idea, hehe
<Drk_Warrior> heh
<Drk_Warrior> or get the spray stuy
<Drk_Warrior> stuff
<chocob0> i remember someone went around using sweet breath as mace in 6th grade
<tweek> byeee
<chocob0> and making a flamethrower with it
<Kasady> if anyone has a copy of the laaz Rockit song Leatherface on CD, could I get an Mp3 or wav copy of it?
<Drk_Warrior> and there's that butter in a spray bottle... switch for someone's deoderent or hairspray and whatch the fun
<chocob0> lol
<chocob0> lol
<chocob0> lol
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<chocob0> that would SUCK
<chocob0> i remember once in 6th grade, everyone took a bit of everyones lunch, crammed it into a milk carton and forced this kid to eat it
<Drk_Warrior> heh... but it'd be funny as hell
<chocob0> he literally puked
<Drk_Warrior> heh
<maat> back
<chocob0> yay
<chocob0> maat what kind of substance do YOU poison your friends with? :)
<maat> none
<chocob0> thats no fun
<Kasady> I found putting floor sweepings instead of pepper on someone's fish to be good
<chocob0> thats nasty
<chocob0> at otors school they like to stick dirty lunch trays in each others bookbags
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<chocob0> hi siv
<Drk_Warrior> 'ello siv
<BigIc> hi siv
<CaptainSivart> hi guys
<chocob0> been having any incredible adventures siv?
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<chocob0> aaa i need to learn japanese and cant get any books, anyone know of any good web pages?
<maat> you can't learn japanese with books
<maat> you basically need a japanese person
<chocob0> how do u learn it?
<Drk_Warrior> hmmm... try www.japan.com =)
<chocob0> um
<BigIc> why do you want to learn jap?
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<steveX> someone tell me an undernet server
<chocob0> icarus: ...  so i can watch wacky japanese television and play japanese famicom games
<chocob0> well since i dont know any japanese people who speak japanese books're my only option :(
<BigIc> i just want to learn the English words to the Japanese Pokemon Theme
<chocob0> i might be able to take courses at the university next year, if i can get my spanish grades up
<BigIc> famicom might be another inspiration though
<maat> mmhm
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<chocob0> hey anyone know what kind of keyboards japanese people have?
<BigIc> not a clue
<chocob0> just wonderin cause i heard they have 3 alphabets and 1000's of symbols
<BigIc> i dont doubt it
<BigIc> the japs are wierd
<maat> no
<maat> the japanese keyboard has 48 keys
<maat> well, and numbers
<chocob0> how does it work?  they just type in combinations to get to the rest of the letters?
<maat> the "shift" key in effect, switches between hiragana and katakana
<maat> and japanese word processors allow for kanji typing
<chocob0> oh
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<chocob0> you speak japanese fluently maat?
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Session Start: Tue Dec 29 19:52:41 1998
*** Now talking in #nes98
*** Topic is 'njet.net/cmx'
*** Set by Toot_CRC on Tue Dec 29 12:39:28
<SnowBro> nestereo: uh... 8-bit graphics would allow for 256 colors per tile
* Drk_Warrior thought that the cpu bits where just halved in all systems for their graphics :)
<Toot_CRC> Snow: Don't confuse my mom with that fancy talk, dontcha think my mom would know A BIT more hacking than you.
<Drk_Warrior> 'ello agent
<SnowBro> nestereo: nes tiles themselves are 2-bit... one tile can only have FOUR different colors
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<SnowBro> toot: hehe, this is not hacking though, this is hardware we're talking about
<tweek> doh
<tweek> it crashed
<Jandar> snowbro is right though
<Toot_CRC> MY MOM KNOWS
<SnowBro> and I should know the NES hardware, since I've written an emu for it =P
<SnowBro> oh I forgot to say... toot's mom gave me all the nes hardware infoz
<NEStereo> Then why does Nintendo refer to the graphics of their games as the same ammount of bits as their cpu?
<Toot_CRC> well, an "emu" ;)
<SnowBro> so I guess she deserves credit
<Jandar> I sure hope you know something about it
<SnowBro> nestereo: have you ever heard nintendo say that the nes has more than 16 colors?
<SnowBro> and it doesn't even have 16 colors... it only has 12
<SnowBro> so there
<NRK> it has 52, but only 16 can be displayed at once
<BigIc> yeah
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<NRK> 4 colors per tile, 4 tile schemes
<tweeksnutsac> ph33r me
<NEStereo> It has only 12? I see. So I can go to any nes game and count 12 colors on the screen. Sure.
<Jandar> 4 colors to a tile. period
<tweeksnutsac> and don't upset me
<SnowBro> nestereo: yup...
<SnowBro> nestereo: unless the game uses midscreen palette switching
<BigIc> how many games use that?
<SnowBro> nestereo: I'm talking about the background here
<SnowBro> nestereo: the sprites add additional 12 colors
<NEStereo> SnoBro: You're screwing with my head, that's what. You emu people just LOOOOOOOOVE to screw with people's heads.
<magcsloth> like Startropics
<Jandar> hehe
<tweeksnutsac> I SAY NES IS 64 BIT
<BigIc> this isnt emu, nestereo
<BigIc> this is the real NES
<SnowBro> nestereo: have you EVER edited a NES tile which has more than 4 colors? nope. because the tiles are 2-bit
<Jandar> i don't know how we can even argue this. it's a fact.
<Drk_Warrior> heh
<NEStereo> I'm e-mailing Nintendo about this. I'll ask them how many bits are in SNES graphics....
<NRK> they'll say 16
<BigIc> you do that, nestereo
<SnowBro> haha
<BigIc> be the biggest lamer in Nintendo's history
<Drk_Warrior> heh
<Drk_Warrior> yeah
<NRK> hehe
<Toot_CRC> they'll tell you to go fuck yourself
<tweeksnutsac> GO FUCK YOURSELF
<BigIc> oops, you ARE the biggest lamer
<Jandar> no...I'm sure they've had quite a few lamers in their history
<Drk_Warrior> nintendo will give you the same response as a NES question anymore
<Drk_Warrior> snes is dying out
<BigIc> so it wont matter if you do it or not
<NRK> yeah "SNES? What SNES?"
<Drk_Warrior> thus the reason that the new-style snes where made
<Drk_Warrior> was
<BigIc> is there even a SNES Scene?
<Jandar> yeah
<Jandar> is has been for some time now
<tweeksnutsac> SHUT UP DRK YOU IGNORANT FOOL
<Drk_Warrior> yup
<Drk_Warrior> it's not too big tho
<Drk_Warrior> at least... i don't THINK it's too big
<BigIc> yeah
<Jandar> bigIc, there will be once the snes dies out fully
<tweeksnutsac> IT DONT MATTER WHAT YOU TTHINK
<BigIc> the GB scene has become quite big in the last few months
* Drk_Warrior needs to get his snes page going before it really does
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<Jandar> tweek: you are explosive
<SnowBro> uh, if you ask a person at nintendo whether the SNES has 16-bit graphics (65536 colors), I think they will hang up on you
<Drk_Warrior> I've been trying to get a page going for some time
<Toot_CRC> I'm in da GB scene!
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<Toot_CRC> I AM THE GB SCENE!
<Drk_Warrior> maybe after I get this damn homepage done...
<NEStereo> BigIc: Man, shut up. Plenty of people call it 8-bit graphics......
<NRK> it doesn't matter how many colors it "has", what matters is how many can be displayed on screen at once
<Jandar> i am the internet
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> back
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> hehehe
<BigIc> NEStereo, do you have ANY concept, however small, of exponents?
<Jandar> i am a small boy sitting in a mud hut in central africa squeeling into a tin can..
<Drk_Warrior> I am the universe
<Toot_CRC> OUR SPACE INVADERS RIPOFF ROCKS YA.
<BigIc> I am the wallrus
<Jandar> i am jandar
<SnowBro> nestereo: have you heard of an emulator called "nesticle"? it lets you view the palettes for both the background and the sprites. Let me know if you count more than 12 colors for the background at once ;D
<NRK> a system can have three hundren billion colors, but if it can only display 4 per tile, then it still has 2-bit graphics
<BigIc> yeah
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<Drk_Warrior> I am a large throbbing dildo brought to life when the woman using me was struck by lightning
<Jandar> exactly!
<SnowBro> yup, the attributetable could've been 14-bit, then the nes would have 16-bit graphics ;)
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> yeah
<Jandar> so why are we even arguing it?
<Toot_CRC> Drk: you know that song? :)
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> your uncle is two bit
<Toot_CRC> guess not
<SnowBro> we aren't arguing
<BigIc> lol, toot
<tweek> KEN HANSEN#)$(@$
<SnowBro> we're explaining
<USAgent> mach rider rulez
<Drk_Warrior> haha toot
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> a two bit low down dirty munkee
<NRK> you can't talk about my uncle anymore
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> with breasteseses
<Drk_Warrior> agent: metal mech is odd
<USAgent> um
<USAgent> okay
<Drk_Warrior> but I've never seen mach rider :)
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> wow
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> you should take a bath
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> the combination of that woman and lightning cant make a good smell
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> when did this turn into nerd chat
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> stop talking about hardware professor frink
<Toot_CRC> WOMEN SPELL NICE
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> hm hay
<BigIc> not where imp goes
<Drk_Warrior> heh
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> oh yes i can
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> i saw him yesterday
<IMPerkeleOSTORoni> at denny's
<Toot_CRC> MAKE TWEEK JAX0R WITH ME
<NRK> hehSter_____> We need porn as a background for this chat room...
<BigIc> i'll put it on my school's network
<USAgent> yeah
<USAgent> okay
<tweek> some ho put .htaccess files in my foler
<USAgent> ...
<IMPOSTORoni> then ill make Io.sys a readable file and delete it
<tweek> folder
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<Drk_Warrior> roll bondage?
<IMPOSTORoni> what kind of monster would do that tweek
<tweek> i bet that was you
<SnowBro> uhm... the version of notepad I have doesn't have a replace function. that's just hopeless
<NRK> are you sure tweek
<NRK> hehehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> boing
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<IMPOSTORoni> by the way
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<tweek> i can guess ill have to tell maaty bout this
<IMPOSTORoni> ok
<NESter_____> I don't have a replace option either.
<IMPOSTORoni> he'll check the logs and see it wasnt me
<IMPOSTORoni> if he knows where they are
<tweek> IT WAS OCTOPOOKI
<IMPOSTORoni> i had this funny idea
<IMPOSTORoni> where i download the entire brinstar directory
<IMPOSTORoni> then delete theirs
<NESter_____> gotta go...
<IMPOSTORoni> but my hard drive probably wouldnt hold it
<BigIc> go
<IMPOSTORoni> good
<USAgent> woohoo!
<IMPOSTORoni> .banner is fun
<NESter_____> bye.
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<Drk_Warrior> surrah
<tweek> me ready logs now
<Kasady> E! has a show about Pee Wee herman on
* /ban: you don't have Ops
<IMPOSTORoni> yay
<tweek> yah im watching it
<BigIc> he's still on for some reason
<IMPOSTORoni> boing
<IMPOSTORoni> oh by the way
<IMPOSTORoni> the logs are zipped
<IMPOSTORoni> have fun
<tweek> i know
<IMPOSTORoni> ok
<IMPOSTORoni> you know that song body movin by the beastie boys
<BigIc> yeah
<tweek> yes
<IMPOSTORoni> i think the part that says "let me get some action from the back section" is an open admittance that they like anal sex
<tweek> haha
<BigIc> hahaha
<IMPOSTORoni> speaking of anal sex
<IMPOSTORoni> my pizza is here
<USAgent> ?
<BigIc> what?
<IMPOSTORoni> i dont know
<IMPOSTORoni> hehehe
<Kasady> I found some odd page listing game and movie titles and if any sound clips or lines were used from them in songs
<BigIc> lmao though
<IMPOSTORoni> but there was no real way to tie them in
<IMPOSTORoni> such as?
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