the official tom site - OH YEAH, ITS THE BENDY MAD THUG! we are 100% booty conscious

..."i rose in the east, draped in ghetto attire, to rain fire like freebase in the face of richard pryor, stomp ya chest til ya done flatter than a tire, ya quoted the messiah by wrappin piano wires, rappers are good fighters their pens catch arthritis, whosever lyrics the tightest are hired as ghost writers, too raw, you cant smoke or sniff us, and we splash semen in the face of ya favorite bitches"...
- about 10 seconds of rhyme from 'foreign land' by Kreators

HI I AM TOM
"the official tom hurts sooo goood" - brett

why hello there YOU STUPID IDIOT

it seems you found my personal page of bullshit

YES THAT IS GOOD

THIS JUST IN - I have contracted GENITAL WARTS from this slut who was born a man but had a sex change

anyway here i will post my rantings about assorted shit, and other generally stupid things... if i wanna bitch about something it will be here first, ladies

first most i'd like to mention my homeys mr booty and wesley willis

is YOUR web site 100% booty conscious? make sure it is! 100% pure booty conscious web sites in 2000! NOTE: i do not link to sites that do not declare their status as 100% BOOTY CONSCIOUS

THE OFFICIAL TOM - FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

next i'd like to give a few links to shit i find is cool... KREATORS - soothing, yet intense, and razor sharp lyrical assault. word. duckdown is home to alot of kickin groups like heltah skeltah, cocoa brovaz, and the amazing originoo gunn clappaz.

tired yet? leave. asshole

i am too lazy to make seperate pages. so all my rantings will go somewhere here. time for whine #1! aight. im 16. i go to night school. my girlfriend is fat. what the fuck else can go wrong - OH WAIT i do to many drugs. and im a drunkard. this leads me to believe that jar jar binks has posessed me

why is this page so shittily formatted? TO MAKE YOU WHINE

if you want to talk to me, just instant messenge OctoPooki. ok? oh yeah. e-mail me.

i suppose i should link to sites i go to.. ok. MY MAN PHIFE - with the old skool. and uh... thats it.

..."word up them faggots on the other side who don't know my name, sacrifice myself just to win the whole game, sack ya ass, dance like I'm on Soul Train, I'm just hype, they testin me for the use of cocaine two minutes, gotta win it for my Magnum Force, give me the chance and the ambulance'll drag em off, We blastin off, that crown y'all wore, pass it off, ain't ya wifey a cheerleader? nigga her ass is soft. it ain't nuttin, we ain't frontin, fuck the fortune and fame, we will forever remain, the dirtiest players in this game"...

-brief shot of OGC up in ya face