Session Start: Thu Sep 20 07:15:20 2001
<Groxx> Good, nobody's in here > :D
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<Groxx> hey baby!
<sexy> mm heeey Groxx ;)
<Groxx> Let's get bus-ay!
<sexy> Oh, you're #1
<Groxx> no baby you have it all wrong, NES #1, but you come at a close #2
<sexy> Ooooh NES! Talk to me dirty, 8-bit like!
<Groxx> I AM ERROR.
<sexy> YES!!! OH YESSS!
<sexy> FONDLE ME!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
<sexy> GAWWWWWWWD!!!
*Groxx 30 minutes later
<sexy> you're the BEST lover I've ever been wit!
<Groxx> Biaaatch, i'm through with your ass!
<sexy> ...
<sexy> ...um...are you going to stay with me?
<Groxx> Hell no! Get out the hell out of here hoe!
<sexy> D:
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<Groxx> Bwahaha..no one will EVER know
<Groxx> ...
<Groxx> this is one of the saddest, most pathetic moments of my life
<Groxx> D:

<Groxx> "releaved"
<RoyalRanger> "Layed off"
<RandX> hehe
<RandX> layed, hehehehehe
<RandX> hehehehe
<RandX> sorry...
<Groxx> HAHAHAHA!!
<RandX> I'm surpised RR hasn't banned us for pervertedness

<RandX> how does one measure marioey?
<Groxx> by sticking the cart up ones ass

<Groxx> princess #1
<Groxx> mmmm float princess FLOAT..
<RandX> hehehe
<RandX> BAD GIRL! BAD! :D
* Groxx slaps himself
<Groxx> this is not..normal
<RandX> define normal
<Groxx> better go back to ascii pr0n

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<Lisker> whu?
<DeGen> ...
<Groxx> ROFL!
<DeGen> Shit-e.
<DeGen> Groxx
<DeGen> Quick
<DeGen> COVER FOR ME
<DeGen> SAY IM YOUR BRATY BROTHER!
<Lisker> Brat?
<Groxx> LOL@!!!!
<Lisker> No, bratt...
<Groxx> shame on you degen
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<Lisker> ....bye bye

<Coach> Gotta do EVERYTHING myself....
<GUNNER_RULES> DIRTY MAGAZINE DAY!!!
<Coach> *zip*...
* Lannythegreat runs away
<Groxx> AH!
* Lannythegreat places towel over self
<FlowingMindspin> nudie magazine day :oD
<Coach> Ya ain't gettin' away that easily, boy!
<Lannythegreat> NOOO!!!
<Coach> *PLUG PLUG PLUG!*
* Lannythegreat turns on Jaws for NES
<FlowingMindspin> this is sick
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Lannythegreat> AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
<Groxx> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Coach> PLUG 'im!
<Lannythegreat> This is so sick!
<FlowingMindspin> JAWS!!!!
<FlowingMindspin> R0X0R
* Groxx dives for Jaws
<FlowingMindspin> i beat jaws :oD
* Lannythegreat punches Coach
* RandX jizzes all over Zelda
<FlowingMindspin> in 20 minutes
<FlowingMindspin> power level 3 :oD
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Coach> Somebody plug that fish's blowhole!
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<RandX> hehehe
<Coach> Give 'im the old-college...
* Groxx jizzes on Tecmo Bowl's cheerleader
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<RandX> ....
<Coach> *sniff*...PLUG 'im!
<Lannythegreat> AHHHHHH!! NOT AGAIN!!
* FlowingMindspin jizzes on his monitor
<FlowingMindspin> erm
* Lannythegreat hides in blachers
* FlowingMindspin runs away
<RandX> heheheh
<Coach> Gonna GET that shark...
<Coach> *PLUG PLUG PLUG!*
<FlowingMindspin> lmao
* Lannythegreat jizzes over picture of that Menace Beach chick
<Groxx> we are seriously mental cases..excellent
<FlowingMindspin> yes
<RandX> EXCELLENT DUUUUUDE
<FlowingMindspin> well
<RandX> I liek pie
<FlowingMindspin> my sister wants on
<Coach> When our children look back on this day, I hope I am not merely remembered for the plugging...
<FlowingMindspin> POON TANG PIE
<Lannythegreat> WHH000000000AT!
<FlowingMindspin> later everyone
* Groxx jizzes in between the lines of Color A Dinosaur
<Lannythegreat> I like strudels!!

<cracked8ball> <smb3fanatic> well sometimes i vision mario and luigi naked....
<Qix> c8b
* Qix gives a warning to cracked8ball
<shain`> <Bin Laden> PLEASE GIVE ME PROTECTION FROM AMERICA -- WILL BLOW UP SHIT FOR FOOD
<Lannythegreat> THAT'S MY OSAMA
<Groxx> *audience laughs
<smb3fanatic> Don't inhale through your nose after having several Ice Breakers, it hurts
<cracked8ball> dont talk
<Groxx> haw haw..ouch?
<TriviaServIam> 4 Loogaroo  12Got the last one...
<TriviaServIam> 0. what colours are on the belgian flag ?
<Qix> !!hint
<TriviaServIam> 14Heres a hint: 12yel
<shain`> !!hint
<TriviaServIam> 14Heres a hint: 12yel
<shain`> yellow
<Groxx> Yellow
<RandX> green, white, and yellow
<RoyalRanger> yelling
<Lannythegreat> red yellow black
<shain`> yellow green and white
<Qix> yellow black and green
<shain`> yellow, green, and white
<Loogaroo> yellow blue and red
<RoyalRanger> yellow, red, and green
<RandX> does it have to be in a certain order?
<Qix> yellow, black, and freen
<Lannythegreat> red, yellow, and black
<shain`> !next
<TriviaServIam> 0658secs untill the next question
<shain`> D:
<RandX> yellow black red
<RoyalRanger> yellow, blue, and white
<Loogaroo> yellow red and blue
<RoyalRanger> I dunno
<Qix> yellow, greeen, and black
<Loogaroo> yellow, red, and blue
<RoyalRanger> These Q's really do stink
<Loogaroo> yellow, blue, and red
<shain`> !repeat
<TriviaServIam> 08,020. what colours are on the belgian flag ?
<Qix> yellow, red, and black
<RandX> this sux0r
<Lannythegreat> yellow, red, and black
<shain`> #0
<shain`> !
<RoyalRanger> That's why I have to make my own
<RoyalRanger> :D
<Loogaroo> That's Germany, Lanny
<Lannythegreat> WTF man?
<Qix> yellow, black, and red
<Qix> ...
<TriviaServIam> 4Times up on that question
<TriviaServIam> 4The answer was -> yellow, black and red <-
<TriviaServIam> 12Next question in 20 seconds, get ready!
<Lannythegreat> MOTHERFUCKER!
<shain`> uh
<RandX> that's gay
<RoyalRanger> Maybe TriviaServ is defectivew
<Qix> ...
<RandX> we said that
<shain`> that sucks
<RoyalRanger> Told you
<RandX> can I ban it again? :D
<Groxx> that was stupid
* Lannythegreat bitchslaps triviaserv
* `Jin orgasm
* `Jin orgasm
<`Jin> penis attack GO
* `Jin penis thrust smb3fan's eye
* smb3fanatic throws a breath mint at Jin's "thrust"
<smb3fanatic> wooeee
<smb3fanatic> Phew
<Groxx> lol
* `Jin sticks his penis in smb3fanatics eye
* `Jin fuck eyesocket in and out
<Groxx> jesus..
<smb3fanatic> Qix... you're letting him get away with thus
<smb3fanatic> *this
<`Jin> YOU FUCKING PENIS YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO MY MIGHTY WRATH
<smb3fanatic> my god hes nasty
<smb3fanatic>  ew
<`Jin> let me tell you a secret
<smb3fanatic> woo
<Groxx> Feel the Wrath of the Black Manta!
<smb3fanatic> nasty
<Qix> jin one more warning
<smb3fanatic> no
<Qix> i'm sorry, i was away
* `Jin mount smb3fan's nostril oriface and fuck it away
* `Jin orgasm
<smb3fanatic> SICK
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<smb3fanatic> Good
<`Jin> hi
<smb3fanatic> Uh oh
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<Lannythegreat> I'm an ok guy, i know lots of stuff, and like... i have Zelda bedsheets..
<fujiwah> scene wars?
<Groxx> i know general terms
<Rhett> mostly two factions of the NES community must battle wits against each other every month or so
<RandX> CHANNEL WAR!!
<RandX> :D
<Rhett> :D
<fujiwah> ah
<Groxx> scene wars= YOU SUCK DICK...NO YOU DO...NO YOU..NO YOU..etc.
<Rhett> we should
<Rhett> LOL
<Rhett> that is almost it
<Groxx> :D
<c8b> haha
<Rhett> except our side has a few more I.Q. points and they have less
<fujiwah> haha
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<Groxx> lol saraj
<IIIPgCIII> ?
<Groxx> has there ever been a girl in here, you NERDS?
<Groxx> jk
<IIIPgCIII> she left too quickly for my dumb pickup lines
<IIIPgCIII> did it hurt?
<IIIPgCIII> when you fell from heaven?
<IIIPgCIII> hmm i smell another nesplayer quote
<Groxx> are you tired baby? cause you've been running through my mind ALL DAY LONG GIRLFRIEND
<Rhett> sunno
<Rhett> dunno
<RandX> ...
<Rhett> scolled too far
<Qix> sunno?
<Groxx> lol sunno
<RandX> you don't know who?
<Rhett> Groxx would, with the logging and all
<Groxx> quote..
<Qix> SUNNO!
<RandX> sunno
<RandX> ?
* RandX is confused
<fujiwah> sunno?
*** Qix changes topic to 'SUNNO!'
<RandX> yo, my name is Dick...Dick Butt
<RandX> pleased to meetcha
<Lannythegreat> LOL
<Groxx> thats a porno name
<Lannythegreat> Don't get my started on Eric Hunt.
<RandX> Dick Hunt
<RandX> Dick Hunt Butt
<Groxx> like..Betty Bust or something
<RandX> ROFL
<Lannythegreat> Chesty Leroux.
<Lannythegreat> Busty St. Claire.
<RandX> oh shit...
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<Groxx> Claire Clittoris
<Lannythegreat> I think Rand was hax0red... he said oh shit and left.
<Groxx> hehehe
* Groxx hax0rs Rand
<Lannythegreat> Or maybe he got put over the edge by "Busty St. Claire.".
<Lannythegreat> Poor guy needs a g/f.
<Groxx> snickers sux0r me
<Lunchlady_Rand> Bend over Rand, let me wipe off my spilled apple juice!
<Rhett> ew
<Qix> lol
<RandX> okay...
<RandX> :D
<Rhett> hey, this ain't neseshitty
* RandX bends over
<Qix> i like to eat the salad!
<RandX> lol
*** Lunchlady_Rand is now known as Groxx
<Groxx> that was freaky..
<smb3fanatic> I just got a chance to get on, I was in a golf match at 4
<smb3fanatic> SMB WON!!!
<Groxx> weeeee..surprise..hooray
<Groxx> i'd like to see the lil guy win just once, man
* Groxx cries
<IIIPgCIII> *cough*rigged*cough*
<IIIPgCIII> just kidding
<IIIPgCIII> :D
<Groxx> hmm
<smb3fanatic> SMB was the little guy
<IIIPgCIII> <smb3fanatic> CAVEMAN GAMES WON!!!
<IIIPgCIII> yay!
<Groxx> hehe
<Groxx> DAMN! I voted for Jaws!
<smb3fanatic> <IIIPgCIII> i love shit!
<IIIPgCIII> I wanna hold a rigged tornement
<IIIPgCIII> where caveman games wins
<IIIPgCIII> Caveman Games vs Mega Man 2 winner is Caveman Games!
<IIIPgCIII> Jaws gets in second
<Groxx> SMB vs. Crystalis winner is Caveman Games!
<IIIPgCIII> yay!
<smb3fanatic> your an idiot
<Groxx> lol
<IIIPgCIII> wow, a bit touchy
<IIIPgCIII> we just be kidding
<smb3fanatic> Before they stopped keeping track, Nintendo claimed SMB3 had sold 7 million copies. The 1999 Guinness Book of World Records pegged SMB3 sales at 15 million copies sold worldwide -- a world record indeed. 
<Thag> I like taking breaks in between reading :D
<smb3fanatic> Before they stopped keeping track, Nintendo claimed SMB3 had sold 7 million copies. The 1999 Guinness Book of World Records pegged SMB3 sales at 15 million copies sold worldwide -- a world record indeed. 
<Thag> NES sold better because of lack of competition
<smb3fanatic> READ THAT DAMNIT
<Groxx> http://www.nesplayer.com/wizard/smb3.htm
<Thag> Before they stopped keeping track, IIIPGCIII claimed Caveman Games had sold 7 million copies. The 1999 Guinness Book of World Records pegged Caveman Games sales at 15 copies sold worldwide
<Thag> :D
<Thag> 15 copies sold :(
<Groxx> world record for least sold game ever!
<Thag> hehe
<Thag> at leats its a record
<Thag> :D
<Thag> Jaws won the record for best selling Jaws videogame
<Groxx> lol :D
<smb3fanatic> Caveman games can suck my d
<Groxx> BOO-YAH
<IIIPgCIII> Whats with all this hostility?
<smb3fanatic> I want to go to war!
<Groxx> then tis war you will get, 'mboy!
<IIIPgCIII> Gronk would kill Mario any day, but Luigi is one tough cookie
<Groxx> i sense a new NES fight opportunity
<YourMom> hi
<Groxx> hi biznatch!
<Qix> cool
<Qix> btw smb3fan shut up
<YourMom> lol
<Groxx> lol..so, wrong, yet so right
<YourMom> if lovin you is wrong, then I dont wanna be right
<Qix> ...
<Groxx> LOL
<YourMom> HAWAIIAN SHIRT
<Groxx> CALIFORNIA
<smb3fanatic> I'm startin a petition NOBODY NEEDS THOSE DAMN PARENTHESES! THERESBrak's back and he's BAD! 
<smb3fanatic> NEW! Brak will be back on the air starting this very weekend! On Sunday and Thursday nights, The Brak Show will be on at 10:30 PM Eastern in the "Adult Swim" programming block. If you live in another time zone, check your local listings to see when it'll be on. 
<smb3fanatic> The episodes airing on Sunday, September 9, and Thursday, September 13, are "War Next Door" and "Hippo." (Each episode is 15 minutes long. Well, more like 11 minutes. You get the idea.) And there will be a kinda-new episode of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" titled "Justice Hole" at 11:30.
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<Groxx> lol
<IIIPgCIII> :D
<Qix> i gave him a warning
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<smb3fanatic> That's not flooding
<Qix> yeah
<Qix> uhh yeah it is smb3fan
<Qix> i gave you a warning
<Qix> everyone else saw it
<smb3fanatic> I pushed shift and some button on accident
<IIIPgCIII> so anyone like the WNBA?
<IIIPgCIII> I dont
<smb3fanatic> So you can't make up rules
<Qix> me either
<Qix> smb3fan shut up
<smb3fanatic> I'm sorry but girls can't play sports that good
* Groxx likes WNBA...drools
<IIIPgCIII> lol
<IIIPgCIII> their all butch
<smb3fanatic> This hot chic rubbed my ass and then I was staring at her and I flicked my milkshake at my face 
* IIIPgCIII cries into his caveman games cart
<Qix> it's just you don't know how to take my sense of humor
* smb3fanatic throws a copy of SMB3 and says "Cry on that bitch"
* Qix gives a warning to smb3fanatic
<Groxx> good story :D
<IIIPgCIII> smb3 is crape
<smb3fanatic> You're sense of humor isn't funny, that's why
<Groxx> aka new quote
<Qix> smb3fan, you remind me so much of Sally Jesse Raphel
<IIIPgCIII> huh?
<smb3fanatic> What the hell
<IIIPgCIII> im with groxx on this one....
<Qix> first up to bid is a to kick smb3fan personally
<IIIPgCIII> BOO-YAH
<Qix> first bid starts at 2 dollars
<IIIPgCIII> 2$
<Qix> do i hear $3
* Groxx uses the Buy Now feature
<IIIPgCIII> lol
<Qix> no you can't do that
<IIIPgCIII> dang!
<IchibanCrush> Five dollah!
<IIIPgCIII> is it factory sealed?
<Qix> do i hear $7
<Qix> hmm
<Qix> no
<IIIPgCIII> too rich for my blood
<Groxx> L@@K RARE BAN
<Qix> going once!
<Qix> going twice!
<Qix> wait...
<IIIPgCIII> <KatieHolmes> $1000
<Groxx> LOL
<Qix> sold to katie holmes
<IchibanCrush> XD~~~~~~!
*** Qix is now known as KatieHolmes
<IIIPgCIII> lol
*** smb3fanatic was kicked by KatieHolmes (I WANT MORE NWC CARTS!!)
<Groxx> damnit! FOILED AGAIN
<c8b> we need another op
<Qix> just put it that way
<Groxx> c8b should be an op to make things interesting :D
<c8b> if you disagree with my views- instant ban
<Qix> and i wont
<IIIPgCIII> lol
<Groxx> dicatorship!
<c8b> if you dont agree tmnt is #1 - instant ban
<Qix> i don't agree
<c8b> if your name is smb3fanatic - instant ban
<Groxx> pr0n #1
<Qix> lanny i think that it's not that possible to mock degen
<c8b> groxx, you fool. you took the idea out of my head
<Qix> ...
* Lannythegreat singing "I'm gonna scor-ore, next Friday night, la la la la la la"
<Qix> what every you do, what ever you see NEVER touch my chickens!
<Groxx> yea..
<Groxx> in PACMAN!! ha ha ha
<c8b> im gonna score this sunday
<c8b> haha
<Lannythegreat> Actually, no.
<Groxx> that was corny :D
<Lannythegreat> :-)
<Lannythegreat> Pacman sucks, although i really admire the guy.
<IIIPgCIII> did it hurt?
<Qix> WELCOME TO THE #NES_CHAT TELEHON
<Lannythegreat> For the support and creation of ASCII pr0n!!!!!!
<Groxx> all money goes to the Ace Ebb Foundation
<Qix> TO SEND SMB3FAN ON VACATION!
<IIIPgCIII> to Iraq
<Groxx> or Cuba
<IIIPgCIII> or the bottom of the ocean
<IchibanCrush> HAWTDIGGITY DAWG! IT'S A PURTY LUKY L00SEY!
<Qix> lol
<RandX> okay.....
<c8b> hmmm
<RandX> lemme guess ichiban, you are single as well?
<c8b> hehe
<c8b> i have 2 gfs now
<RandX> O_o
<RandX> 2?!?!?!?
<RandX> you lucky bastard
<RandX> I can't even get 1
<Groxx> playa ;D
<RandX> heh
<c8b> my one dumped me tues, i got a new one wedsnday, then the one that dumped me wants me back
<RandX> ah
<RandX> damn
<RandX> you got a new one in one day?
<c8b> why the hell not. im through being serious
<Groxx> sounds like a Seinfeld episode
<c8b> yes
<c8b> girls get attached to me
<RandX> I hate you...
<Qix> i will kick all of you
<Groxx> yay!
<RandX> BANNING NAZI!!!
<Qix> don't believe me!
<Qix> ROAH!
<RandX> YOU'RE ALL BANNED!!!
<Groxx> ZOOBLA
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<Lannythegreat> What is it?
<Groxx> pr0n galore :D
<Lannythegreat> I swear, if it's anything gross, or anyone under 18, i will fuck you up.
<Groxx> lol no..its free, too
<Lannythegreat> yeahy!
<DougFunny> chip n dale kicks all ass
* IIIPgCIII still can't belive nobody likes caveman games
<smb3fanatic> Wtf are caveman games?
<IIIPgCIII> im offended 
<IIIPgCIII> wtf are the super mario bros?
<IIIPgCIII> lol
<Groxx> LOL
<smb3fanatic> they r00l j00 pgc
<FlowingMindspin> Hanson is talented
*** Rhett changes topic to 'I WILL OWN NESESCITY BWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!'
*** FlowingMindspin changes topic to 'IHooray for socks!'
<Lannythegreat> Jeez.... i dunno, Mayhem, burzum.... 
<Lannythegreat> Swedish Death Metal!!
<IIIPgCIII> Shutdown
<Lannythegreat> I like early Venom too.
<Lannythegreat> And Exodus.
<jvincion> Who are you, my damn twin? :D :D
<Lannythegreat> Maybe soo.....
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<GLUNK> ?
<jvincion> GLUNK!!!
<GLUNK> :D
<Gronk> With my mind on my money and my money on my mind...
<GLUNK> this is cheers
<GLUNK> lol
<GLUNK> sippin on gin and juice
<Vincent> yo yo west siiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
<GLUNK> lol
<Gronk> Yup, where everyone knows your name, unless you're using a different nick!
<RandX> fuck NES, all the games suck, let's all buy a PSX and X-Box
<Groxx> w00t microsoft 0wns me!
<DeGen> GIVE US PANESIAN QUALITY PR0N OR GIVE US DEATTTTTTHHHHHH!!!
*** Rhett is now known as Clue_Rhett
<IIIPgCIII> cant find any :(
<IIIPgCIII> Its always Mustard with the candlestick
<Clue_Rhett> perhaps it was....MISS SCARLETT WITH THE CANDLESTAND BY THE LOUNGE!!!!!!!
<IIIPgCIII> wheres the candle?
<Clue_Rhett> maybe it was.....SHEI WITH THE KATIEHOLMES STATUE!!!!!!!!!!!
<Clue_Rhett> Sheik I mean
<Clue_Rhett> maybe it was.......RAND WITH THE SHYGUY PAN!!!!!!!!
<IIIPgCIII> lol
<IIIPgCIII> http://www.theonion.com/onion3622/pros_to_wrestle.html
*** Clue_Rhett is now known as Noclue_Rhett
<Noclue_Rhett> I got's no clues
<IIIPgCIII> clueless
<Noclue_Rhett> not even a cheap card
<IIIPgCIII> I'll give you a clue. It was gronk with the rock in the cave
<Groxx[dead]> LOL theres a Ice Hockey game genie code: IASEXY
<Noclue_Rhett> hehe
<IIIPgCIII> groxx, alive?
<Noclue_Rhett> HE LIVES
<Groxx[dead]> hey toad bro
<IIIPgCIII> hey
<Noclue_Rhett> who was your killer mr boddy
<Noclue_Rhett> ergh, Groxx
<Groxx[dead]> it was professor plum
<IIIPgCIII> dammit
<Noclue_Rhett> dang
<Noclue_Rhett> he's not here
<Noclue_Rhett> he got away
<Groxx[dead]> in the library with the revolver
<Noclue_Rhett> perhaps he is in #nazi
*** IIIPgCIII is now known as Professor-Plumb
<Professor-Plumb> it twas me
<Professor-Plumb> bwahahahahahahahaha
*** Groxx[dead] is now known as Groxx[living]
<Groxx[living]> DIE!!
<Noclue_Rhett> the one armed MAN!!!!!!!
*** Noclue_Rhett is now known as Inspector_Rhett
<Professor-Plumb> :D
<Inspector_Rhett> BWUHAHAH!
* Groxx[living] throws Clue dice at Professor Plum
<Inspector_Rhett> I am a detective :D
* Inspector_Rhett pulls out revolver
<Professor-Plumb> Im innocent i tellsya
* Inspector_Rhett realises someone swtitched it with a squirt gun
<Groxx[living]> *flash of lightening..the lights go out
<Groxx[living]> OH MY GOD RAND IS DEAD
* Professor-Plumb kills groxx again
* Inspector_Rhett tries squirting at Plumb
* Professor-Plumb slaps Professor-Plumb around a bit with a large trout
<Inspector_Rhett> dangit
<Inspector_Rhett> they killed RAND!!!!!!
<Groxx[living]> u bastards!
<Professor-Plumb> you bastard
<Professor-Plumb> lol
<Inspector_Rhett> let me read his will
<Inspector_Rhett> hmm
<Professor-Plumb> what do i get???
<Inspector_Rhett> says he wants buried with his NES
<Groxx[living]> *yoink
* Groxx[living] runs away
* Professor-Plumb takes Rands watch
<Inspector_Rhett> and he wants the Shy Guys to be the pallbearers
<Inspector_Rhett> aha!!!!
<Inspector_Rhett> I loaded the squirt gun with acid
* Professor-Plumb is walking on sunshine! :)
<RandX> hehehe
<Inspector_Rhett> give up or I disfigure you for life
<RandX> shyguys to be pallbearers?
<Professor-Plumb> he's alivE?
<Groxx[living]> NO YOUR DEAD
<RandX> hmm, not a bad idea
<Inspector_Rhett> W00T
* Groxx[living] hits Rand with a candlestick
<Inspector_Rhett> hehe, Plum missed :D
* Professor-Plumb gives Rand his watch back
* RandX little does the prof know that watch has a timebomb in it
<Inspector_Rhett> NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
<RandX> damng
<Professor-Plumb> :D
* Inspector_Rhett shoots acid at plum
<Groxx[living]> i get all his hawiian shirs!
* RandX japs Groxx with the sword of fire
<Professor-Plumb> outch!
<Inspector_Rhett> BUWHAHAHAHA!! your hidious
* RandX tosses watch
<Inspector_Rhett> now no girls will seX0r you
<Inspector_Rhett> now you will commit suicide
<RandX> D:
* Professor-Plumb tosses watch back to Rand
<Inspector_Rhett> :D
<RandX> ME WANT GIRLS!!!
<RandX> O_o
* RandX blows up watch
<The-Riddler> Plumb is the riddler!!!
*** Groxx[living] is now known as RonaldMcDonald
<RonaldMcDonald> IT WAS ME BWAHAHA
<The-Riddler> but wheres batman
<The-Riddler> oh no Ronald and the MC kids!!!!!!!
<RonaldMcDonald> EAT BIG MACS, FAT ASSES
<RandX> ROFL
* The-Riddler runs away and jumps off the peir
<RonaldMcDonald> EAT MY CHEMICALS!!
*** Inspector_Rhett is now known as Monster_Nakoo
<RandX> ROFLMAO!!!!!
* Monster_Nakoo eats everyone!!!!
* Monster_Nakoo barfs everyone up
*** The-Riddler is now known as Peter
<Monster_Nakoo> BUWHAHAHAH!!!!
<Monster_Nakoo> you are all stunned now
* RandX chants NUKE
* RandX NUKE blows a hole through Nakoo's fat belly
<Peter> fraggle rock!
* RonaldMcDonald gives Nakoo a cheap Happy Meal toy. He chokes on the parts and dies.
<RonaldMcDonald> BWHAHAHAH
*** c8b is now known as Gamme
<Nakoo> I'm fat, I'm fat, you knwo it!!!!
*** RonaldMcDonald is now known as smb3fanatic
<Nakoo> I'm fat, I'm fat, you knwo it!!!!
<Nakoo> I'm fat, I'm fat, you knwo it!!!!
*** pork is now known as WhatsMyNick
<Gamme> ham
<Nakoo> LOL!!!!
<smb3fanatic> smb3 wins!!!111
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham
* Nakoo loves ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
* Nakoo loves everything
* Nakoo yum, donut flavored ham
*** WhatsMyNick is now known as Groxxx
<Groxxx> woohoo
<smb3fanatic> look, damn i forgot about tetris!
<Groxxx> confusing
*** Groxxx is now known as Pants
* Nakoo starts eating chat
*** Pants is now known as LessThanPhil
*** smb3fanatic is now known as RegisPhilbin
<LessThanPhil> this is a chat to be saved, lol
* Nakoo spots giant stay puffed marshmellow man
<RegisPhilbin> HIIIIIIIIII EVERYONEE 
* Ken-away is away - very busy
*** LessThanPhil is now known as Alf
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<RegisPhilbin> I YELL ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
* Nakoo starts eating marhsman
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
*** Alf is now known as ConanObrien
<Ken-away> Pork.
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Nakoo> downs all of marshman
<ConanObrien> hi
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Nakoo> yum
<Ken-away> The other white meat.
<RegisPhilbin> hehe conan
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Nakoo> me still hungy
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<ConanObrien> woohoo
<Nakoo> hungy
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Nakoo> hungy
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Nakoo> \hungy
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Nakoo> hungy
<Nakoo> hungy
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Nakoo> hungy
<Nakoo> hungy
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Nakoo> hungy
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<Gamme> ham ham ham ham
<FlowingMindspin> jason you missed all the ascii pr0n
<LannySux0r> . .. ..
<LannySux0r> ______________________
<LannySux0r> \ __,,_ \
<LannySux0r> \ ////6 6 \ .. .
<LannySux0r> \ \\\' > \
<LannySux0r> \ ) _= \
<LannySux0r> \ __/ /__ \
<LannySux0r> . .. \ / ___ \ \
<LannySux0r> \ | '/ ),__\ \
<LannySux0r> \ \ /\/ ( \ . ..
<LannySux0r> \ \ \___`-.________ \
<LannySux0r> \ \__,( \_______ \ \
<LannySux0r> .. .. \ \ \/\ , ) \ \
<LannySux0r> \ `. _____/ /\ \ \
<LannySux0r> \ | / `. \ \
<LannySux0r> b'ger \_________ )/____ ) \_\ .
<LannySux0r> ,'/ \ \
<LannySux0r> / / '-`
<LannySux0r> \/ 
*** RandX sets mode: +v jvincion
<LannySux0r> lol
*** RandX sets mode: +v GroxxSux0rmajorly
<RandX> talk about anorexic
<jvincion> Come to daddy, baby!
<RandX> get her some food, quick!
<GroxxSux0rmajorly> The hair is nice though.....
*** Pinky-and-the-brain is now known as BrittneySpears
<BrittneySpears> hey boys
* Wigga8ball fucks BrittenySpears
<Wigga8ball> c'mon bitch
<LunchLady_Rand> hi bitch
<Wigga8ball> give it up
<BrittneySpears> :D
* Wigga8ball fondles Britney
<BrittneySpears> teehee
<BrittneySpears> I have no feeling in those
<Wigga8ball> oh yeah....
<Wigga8ball> uhuhuh
<LunchLady_Rand> Would you like some MILK for lunch britney?
<Wigga8ball> you're so hot, and my ex g/f is not
<BrittneySpears> Their borrowed
<Wigga8ball> uh huh
<Wigga8ball> I crank out flows while ridin the hoes
<MasterP> Make em say UGGGHHHH
<Rhett> woot
<Rhett> groxx is away, the muderer is dead :D
<Rhett> so what ahppened when I was gone?
<Rhett> it settle down?
<RandX> no
<RandX> LET'S GET NUTS!!!!
<RandX> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<RandX> random acts of insanity #1
<Rhett> WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
* RandX hits himself with a steel chai
<RandX> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
* Rhett wants to do something daring
* RandX jumps off a cliff
<RandX> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
* Groxx[away] eats Jell-O
<RandX> wtf?
<RandX> uhh smb3fanatic
<Groxx> i just voted
<RandX> wait a minute
<RandX> where are your brackets again?
<smb3fanatic> On my site, I haven't updated yet
<RandX> wait a minute
<RandX> we aren't in the final four yet
<RandX> if we are
<RandX> then either Crystalis or Zelda 2 should be there
<RandX> because on your brackets
<smb3fanatic> huh
<RandX> the yare playing each other in the elite 8
<RandX> yeah
<smb3fanatic> Hmm
<smb3fanatic> That's not possible
<RandX> yes
<RandX> that's waht your brackets say
<RandX> divison I
<RandX> championships
<RandX> Zelda 2 vs Crystalis
<smb3fanatic> OH CRAP!!!
<smb3fanatic> I know what happened
<smb3fanatic> Shoot
<Rhett> oh dang, they deleted them D:
<smb3fanatic> I'll have to fix that
<Groxx> doh!
<RandX> and
<RandX> Zelda and Contra are playing each other in the elite 8
<RandX> what happened to those games?
<smb3fanatic> I said I made a mistake :D
<HAMMY> im hungrified
<Lannythegreat> Groxx hax0red my comp and spoke for me.
<Groxx> at least you have the sweet pr0n
<Rhett> LOL
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Qix> i'll go into a corner
<Qix> and wake up in a ditch
<Qix> bye
<FlowingMindspin> lata Qix
<Groxx> have fun!
<FlowingMindspin> :oP
<RoyalRanger> I wanna punch the clouds!
<FlowingMindspin> ...
<Qix> ...
<Groxx> ...
* BillyMoore Applause
* BillyMoore Applause
* BillyMoore Applause
* BillyMoore Applause
<HAMMY> hey
<cracked8ball> tsr is fat. god damn that jokes old
<cracked8ball> ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
<HAMMY> yup
<HAMMY> groxx and port are talking in #NES
<Groxx> actually im just staring into space...bored
<HAMMY> lol
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<portnoyd> c8b = grumpy
<HAMMY> lol
<Groxx> yes :D
<HAMMY> hes in #NES now
<Groxx> someone say tsr is fat in #nes :D
<HAMMY> lol
<Groxx> i'll laugh
<HAMMY> i did
<Qix> KILL THE DRAGON POO!
<Groxx> ...
<Groxx> another quote
<IIIPgCIII> damn poop again
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*** RandX has joined #nes_chat
<RandX> :D
*** RandX is now known as Lunchlady_Rand
<Lunchlady_Rand> HOW MAY I KISS YOUR ASSES TODAY
<Lunchlady_Rand> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIED CHICKEN, SIR?
*** Qix sets mode: +b *!*@ACA0605F.ipt.aol.com
*** Lunchlady_Rand was kicked by Qix (Qix)
<Groxx> that was strange..
<Qix> yeah
<Qix> well
<Groxx> im guessing that was not rand
<lannythegreat> Nah, not as good as....
<lannythegreat> (Lanny and DeGen hanging out at Walmart)
<lannythegreat> DeGen: Yeah, i read it off |TSRs site.
<lannythegreat> Lanny: TSR is fat, hehe.
*** IIIPgCIII is now known as Hammy-Man
* Hammy-Man ?
*** Groxx is now known as WoodMan
<Hammy-Man> hehe
<Hammy-Man> damn, lisker has alot of posts
*** lannythegreat is now known as Groxx
<Hammy-Man> lol
* WoodMan throws wood at Groxx
*** Hammy-Man is now known as lannythegreat
<lannythegreat> hehe
*** lannythegreat is now known as Hammy
<Groxx> Dag nabbit!
<Groxx> CALIFORNIA!!
<WoodMan> lol i dont talk like that
<WoodMan> HAWAIIAN SHIRT
<Groxx> W00T!!
<Hammy> pork
<WoodMan> I see Groxx is gone..
*** WoodMan is now known as Groxx
*** Hammy is now known as HammyHammyHammyHammyHammyHammy
<HammyHammyHammyHammyHammyHammy> woop
<Groxx> you BASTARD!
<HammyHammyHammyHammyHammyHammy> lol
<HammyHammyHammyHammyHammyHammy> hammy
*** HammyHammyHammyHammyHammyHammy is now known as Hammyisthebestestpersonwhohase
<Hammyisthebestestpersonwhohase> hi
<Hammyisthebestestpersonwhohase> hmm, the whole thing didnt fit
<Groxx> too bad :D
<RandX> c8b = the eminem of the internet
<Groxx> california..
<RandX> california...
<Lannythegreat> HAWAIIANSHIRT BAYBEE!!
<Groxx> :D
<Lannythegreat> HAWAIIANSHIRT
<c8b> the warp zone is #1 for hidden gay porn archives
<Lannythegreat> I swear me and Groxx did NOT steal your hawaiian shirts!
<RandX> NES Mart #1 for ill flows about the NES
<c8b> nes el33t #1 for tales from the lunchlines
<Groxx> op nazi!!
<DeGen> NAZI?!
<DeGen> WHERE?!
<DeGen> WHERE?!
<Lannythegreat> Nazi? Not me, i'm a communism!
* Groxx shows DeGen a mirror
* DeGen gets gun and arm cocked in Bionic Commanando position*
<DeGen> GASP! COMMIE!
*** DeGen sets mode: +m
<DeGen> HEY!
*** DeGen sets mode: -v Groxx
<Lannythegreat> Hey, you're the fat one Degen, with your wacky afro and townie accent!
<RandX> <Nakoo>NO, I'M THE FATTEST!!!
<DeGen> ....BOO!
<RandX> <Nakoo>DONUTS!!! 
<DeGen> LANNY COX IS FAR!
<DeGen> Fat*
<RandX> far?
<Groxx> lol
<Lannythegreat> Male cheerleader!
<Groxx> ass cookies!
<Groxx> here's today's riddle:
<Groxx> d4 m057 1337 h4x0r 0f 7h3m 411 15 d4 n070r10u5 N1n73nd0 m4573r kn0wn 45 4c3 3bb! j00 d0n'7 w4n7 70 sex0r w17h 7h15 punk 1f j00 kn0w wh47 15 g00d f0r j00. H3 d035n'7 3v3n h4v3 t1m3 f0r p375!
<RandX> gah
<RandX> I'm not even going to bother to decipher that
*** Groxx is now known as LunchLady_Rand
<RandX> no more ill flows :D
<RandX> he's prolly going to compose some home grown freestyles dissin me
<Lannythegreat> Lunchlady Rand, my malk is too chunky!
*** RandX is now known as Groxx_Sux0r
<Groxx_Sux0r> Jaws is my favoritest game
<LunchLady_Rand> rand sex0rs little brats
<LunchLady_Rand> SEX0R SEX0R!!!!!!111
<Lannythegreat> Yay!!
<Lannythegreat> Dude that's sick.
<RoyalRanger> ROYAL RANGERS!
<RoyalRanger> NOT RESCUE!
<RoyalRanger> BAH!
<Monty> LMAO
<Dale> RESCUE!!
* Dale throws acorns at RR
<RoyalRanger> ROYAL!!
* Dale quickly scampers away
<Chip> :D
* RoyalRanger throws Royals at Dale
<Dale> O_o
* Dale jumps over them
<Monty> brb
* Chip throws Dale at RR
* RoyalRanger is friends with the Pilsbury Dough Boy
* Dale stars circle his head
<Lannythegreat> COOKIE!
* RoyalRanger gives Lannythegreat a cookie
<Lannythegreat> yumyum!
* Dale sees three of everything now
* Chip chews on the Pilsbury Dough Boy
<Dale> cookie
* RoyalRanger gives Dale a cookie
* Dale starts chewing on the cookie
<RoyalRanger> My dough friend will bake you in an oven and tickle your belly!
<Chip> not if i eat him first
<Lannythegreat> Yummers!
<Chip> mmmmmm puffy dough
<Lannythegreat> I eat it raw.
<Lannythegreat> How aboot a shrine to like, Dash Galaxy?
* Dale throws a crate at Lanny
<Dale> wizard dance #1
<Chip> word, g
<Dale> :D
<RoyalRanger> We need the "Man 3" thing :D
<RoyalRanger> That was funny
<Chip> lol who first started that?
<RoyalRanger> I forget :P
<Dale> hmmm
<RoyalRanger> All I know was I said that Mega Man 3 wouldn't be the same without the "Mega"
<Dale> well
<RoyalRanger> And I said it'd be called "Man 3"
<Dale> someone said some game wouldn't have sold well without a certain character
<Lannythegreat> LOL
<c8b> <smb3fanatic> little boys turn me on
<c8b> <smb3fanatic> i like men
<RoyalRanger> Not that one
<c8b> theres some quotes for you
*** Chip is now known as Groxx
*** Lannythegreat is now known as studmuffin
<c8b> quotes are the devil
<RoyalRanger> Pancakes and Bologna!
<sheik482> SMB3 I am sorry but the Tribe has spoken
<smb3fanatic> yea but everyone hates me from survivor 2
<Qix> it's was so obvious
<smb3fanatic> darn
<sheik482> you may speak your final words
<smb3fanatic> that figures
<Qix> yes
<smb3fanatic> YOU GUYS SUCK
<Qix> his final words was
<Qix> ...
<Qix> no, you do
* DeGen bashes SMB with a torch
<Qix> you got voted off
* smb3fanatic hits degen with a famicom
* lynx561 lights his own hair on fire
<Qix> guys
* Qix breaks down and cries
<sheik482> No SMB3 if you have a question you want to ask for immunity you can PM it to me
* DeGen blocks the shot, takes the Famicom, and pushes SMB off of a cliff
<sheik482> I may just use it :)
<smb3fanatic> yea i got voted off because everyone in here is a sore loser
<Qix> no
<lynx561> yeah
<sheik482> Ok second question
<Qix> it's just you ask questions with wrong answers
* smb3fanatic hangs on to a branch hanging off the cliff, then falls like wile e coyote through the desert floor

<FlowingMindspin> I'm Dan Quayle!

<Qix> there is a "secret" NES chat
<RoyalRanger> It must be, I didn't even know about it D:
<Qix> i can tell you
<smb3fanatic> Uh oh, I don't know about you Qix. You'll send me around like a chicken with it's head cut off...
<Qix> no, no, no
<Qix> i won't
<smb3fanatic> Ok, try it. It's probably a virus or somethin.
<Qix> no
<Qix> it's not a virus
<smb3fanatic> Okay, tell me then.
<smb3fanatic> If it's ALT+F4, no.
<Qix> type /server au.austnet.org
<Qix> and then type /join #nes
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<Qix> ROFL
<RoyalRanger> ROFL

<smb3fanatic> FM and Qix are up to something
<FlowingMindspin> we're dancin around a fire
<Qix> shut up
<FlowingMindspin> duh
<smb3fanatic> Dont tell me to shut up
<FlowingMindspin> he was talking to his nurse
<FlowingMindspin> he would never tell you to shut up
<FlowingMindspin> is Dr. Murdock there?
<smb3fanatic> Wow, that was funny
<FlowingMindspin> is Dr. Murdock there?
<FlowingMindspin> smb3
<FlowingMindspin> is he?!
<FlowingMindspin> !!!?????
<smb3fanatic> Huh
* smb3fanatic doesn't know Dr. Murdock
<FlowingMindspin> okay
<FlowingMindspin> then
<FlowingMindspin> what you need to do is strap yourself in with velcrow shoes and get justice immediately
* FlowingMindspin hits his cymbal
<FlowingMindspin> i'm bored.
<smb3fanatic> I'm confused
*** RoyalRanger is now known as Dr_Morduck
<FlowingMindspin> i'm sooooo, soooo, soooo funkdafied
<FlowingMindspin> morduck?
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<DuoMaxwell02> duck
<FlowingMindspin> murdock
<DuoMaxwell02> get the silk bag from the graveyard morduck to live longer
<smb3fanatic> Uumkuh
*** FlowingMindspin is now known as Dr_Stevenson
*** Dr_Morduck is now known as Dr_Spock
<Dr_Stevenson> this is Dr Stevenson, Dr Murdock's comrade
*** Qix is now known as Dr_Williams
*** Dr_Spock is now known as Dr_Ouchthathurtstopoperatingon
*** smb3fanatic is now known as Dr
<Dr> huh
<Dr_Stevenson> that was original
<Dr_Williams> i am Dr. Williams
<Dr> Urgh!
<Dr_Stevenson> I'm Dr Stevenson
<Dr_Stevenson> Dr Murdock's comrade!
<Dr_Williams> you are?
<Dr_Stevenson> yes
<Dr_Williams> and hi Dr. Murdock
* Dr_Ouchthathurtstopoperatingon me
<Dr_Stevenson> Dr Murdock isn't here
*** Dr is now known as smb3fanatic
* Dr_Ouchthathurtstopoperatingon people
*** Dr_Stevenson is now known as Dr
<Dr> i'm the one that makes ya feel aaaallllriiiight
*** Dr_Ouchthathurtstopoperatingon is now known as Dr_Pepper
<Dr> noooo
<Dr> i messed up
<Dr> lol
*** Dr is now known as Dr_Feelgood
<Dr_Feelgood> i'm the one that makes ya feel aaaallllriiiight
<Dr_Feelgood> there we go :oD
<smb3fanatic> Umkuh
<Dr_Feelgood> umkuh?
<Dr_Feelgood> UNH UNH
<Dr_Pepper> <(o_o<)
<smb3fanatic> Have you never watched TV?
<Dr_Pepper> <(o_o)>
<Dr_Pepper> (>o_o)>
<Dr_Pepper> Kirby!
<Dr_Feelgood> no, i was busy graduating from med school
<Dr_Feelgood> nice!
<Dr_Feelgood> i don't watch much tv.
<smb3fanatic> Woa
*** Dr_Pepper is now known as RoyalRanger
<Dr_Feelgood> why
*** Dr_Feelgood is now known as FlowingMindspin
<smb3fanatic> Dood
<FlowingMindspin> stop the semi-dramatic buildup
<FlowingMindspin> just spit it out.
<smb3fanatic> huh

<jvincion> EAT THE PLATES AND CUPS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

****During smb3fan's Best NES game tournemnt****
<Qix> hey smb3fan
<smb3fanatic> Yea
<Qix> is hydlide on the nomination list?
<smb3fanatic> No, good idea

<crg2001> getting hit by a bird sends you halfway across the screen. you never got that problen in blaster master
<Qix> no because your in a tank
<Qix> bird + tank = dead bird
<RoyalRanger> Nintendo Logic: Any and every creature can harm your tank in Blaster Master. I'd say it's a pretty cheap tank.
<Qix> no
<Qix> this is the real world
<Qix> no some fantasy zone
<crg2001> yeah
<RoyalRanger> Blaster Master is the real world?
<Qix> #nes_chat debate
<RoyalRanger> That's scary
<Qix> yes
<Qix> if i say it is
<Qix> it is
<crg2001> yeah it is
<crg2001> just underground in secret factories
<RoyalRanger> I think I'll dig underground some...
<RoyalRanger> Will you look at that!
<Qix> no
<RoyalRanger> A radioactive box that happens to be sitting on my lawn!
<Qix> i can't
<portnoyd> Night all
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<Qix> in russia that happens you know
<RoyalRanger> Wow! Mutant creatures and practically a whole city underneath my house!
<RoyalRanger> And a tank, with suit and all!
<RoyalRanger> And the suit just happens to fit me!
<RoyalRanger> Wow!
<crg2001> nintendo makes no sense
<Qix> yes it does
<crg2001> no
<crg2001> it doesnt$!^%#@
<Qix> to a 5 year old on drugs or it's equilvment, Dave Edsion it does
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<Qix> now you can't comment on THAT

<RoyalRanger> Multiple lives. Unless the character is a cat, explain that. And don't say it reincarnation.
<Qix> hmm
<crg2001> its weird how characters fall 20 stories and live
<RoyalRanger> hehe
<Qix> first they have many brothers
<Qix> and they are stunt men

<RoyalRanger> i need to write 100 words so... 
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<RoyalRanger> By Ved KKKK` [POSTED: 06/25/01]
<Qix> hmm
<Qix> is that in spanish?
<Sappy> no.
<Qix> okay
<Sappy> wow, gamespot's credibility just plummeted.
<Sappy> and idiocy skyrocketed.
<DuoMaxwell02> they had credibility?
<Qix> this was proably written by a 5 year old who wanted to use it's keyboard for a mousepad
<Sappy> well, whatever was left.
<DuoMaxwell02> lol
<DuoMaxwell02> yeah
<RoyalRanger> lol

<Qix> look it's Golfer Ted!
*** Qix has left IRC
*** Qix is now known as Golfer_Ted
<smb3fanatic> Where!?
* FlowingMindspin body checks Golfer Ted
<FlowingMindspin> hahaha
<Golfer_Ted> hi
<Golfer_Ted> my name is Golfer Ted
<Golfer_Ted> i'm on the PGA circuit
*** crg2001 has left IRC
<Golfer_Ted> and i have backup degrees in law and medience
<FlowingMindspin> LOL
<Golfer_Ted> smb3fan
<smb3fanatic> Huh
<Golfer_Ted> do you want to be a PGA golfer with backup degrees in law and medience?
<Golfer_Ted> if so, you're not the first one
<Golfer_Ted> well?
<FlowingMindspin> kill everyone who wants to be a golfer with backup degrees in law and medicine :oD
<FlowingMindspin> with a rusty nail gun
<FlowingMindspin> that has not-rusty nails
<FlowingMindspin> :oD
<Golfer_Ted> you're the devil
<Golfer_Ted> so let me throw golf balls at you
* Golfer_Ted throws a golf ball at FlowingMindspin
* FlowingMindspin dies
<FlowingMindspin> i already died
<Golfer_Ted> you see
<FlowingMindspin> your golf balls are ineffective!
<FlowingMindspin> just like in Final Fantasy!
<FlowingMindspin> INEFFECTIVE
<Golfer_Ted> Golf is the sport of champions
<FlowingMindspin> ah ah ah
<FlowingMindspin> the sport of girly men
<Golfer_Ted> so be like me, smb3fan be a golfer
<FlowingMindspin> it's tempting
<FlowingMindspin> can i wear a kilt?
<FlowingMindspin> with pantyhose?
<FlowingMindspin> o.O
* Golfer_Ted tells us that this ad has been paid by the foundation for kids who want to be PGA golfers with backup degrees in law and medicene.

<smb3fanatic> Someone on the board called me a rude sensitive jerk

<IchibanCrush> This Shain is, like, what, somekind of lamer?
<portnoyd> He's a 275 pound spaz. harmless, but can be annoying.
<portnoyd> Not a bad egg.
<IchibanCrush> Oh a Fanboy! Got a pic of him? I want to send it to Somethingawful.com
<KillingMachine> Sounds a lot like Grimace from McDonalds.

<elect_brak_for_prez> I want to die on a golf course and get in the head with a golf ball

* smb3fanatic quotes "he could go all the PORTAWAY!"
*** smb3fanatic was kicked by portaway (No lame jokes involving "THE NICK" (tm))

*** Qix sets mode: +v smb3fanatic
* smb3fanatic gasps for air
*** Qix sets mode: -v smb3fanatic

*** smb3fanatic has joined #nes_chat
<smb3fanatic> Back
<Qix> and all the fun was just sucked out of the room

<RoyalRanger> I just wanna be a sheep! Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!

<FlowingMindspin> i prefer anyone to a fat plumber
<FlowingMindspin> :oD

<Qix> everyone wants to eat my salad
<Qix> everyone wants to eat my salad
<Qix> everyone wants to eat my salad
<Qix> everyone wants to eat my ahh-coo

<Rhett> OH MY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Qix> oh my gay?
<Rhett> I just played the video
<IIIPgCIII> lol
<Rhett> WTF is THAT!!!!!!!!!

<smb3fanatic> My Coke tastes like beer

<Qix> hey my religion is aginst golf
<Qix> yeah The Qixish religion
<RoyalRanger> my religion is against Qix
<Qix> and no, it's not a cult
<RoyalRanger> Uh oh
<RoyalRanger> j/k
<smb3_foo> Your religion is racist
<Qix> isn't everyone's religion
<Qix> what becaude i don't like golf?
<smb3_foo> Yeah
<Qix> that has nothing to do with golf
<Qix> race and golf doesn't have nothing in common

<smb3_foo> 5Mega Man III (7) 5Mega Man III   
<smb3_foo> 12Jackal (5) 
<smb3_foo> 3Super Mario Bros. 3 (9) 3Super Mario Bros. 3 
<smb3_foo> 14Cobra Triangle (2) 
<Qix> RR admits it
<Qix> hey stop flooding
<RoyalRanger> He's not flooding
<smb3_foo> It's not flooding
<RoyalRanger> Water floods
<RoyalRanger> Coffee floods...
<RoyalRanger> Putting to much rice in a pot and having it overflow floods...
<RoyalRanger> I don't like drowning
<smb3_foo> Have you drowned before RR?
<Qix> ROFL

<smb3fanatic> OH SHOOT! I have votes to count
<Qix> yeah
<DougFunny> oh jeez
<Qix> YOU HAVE TO COUNT THOSE OR THE WORLD WILL END

<Qix> what is a qix0ring?
<DougFunny> qix, lemme hear em
<smb3fanatic> A you
<DougFunny> sex0ring
<smb3fanatic> f*x0ring
<DougFunny> lol this will be in quotes too