The PaNESian Press -- Amagon

   Thanks for the advice. FAGS.

   Here I engage in a short, but meaningful conversation with this bird before I kill it.

   If that condor isn't careful, it'll drop that armadillo on those bigass bones sticking out of the ground instead of on me. But I'll still get the blood on me. And I bet that armadillo has AIDS. And I have open wounds. Yeah. Kill me, please.

   Here's the boss. Why am I not on screen? Don't ask me, ask NESticle. Anyway, I wasn't Megagon when I beat this guy. Duck and shoot.

   Thank for advice SamUSA!

   Uppercutting air isn't usually my policy, but this game is getting pretty damn tedious and anything to break the pattern is OK by me.

   The enemies are getting thicker and more varied by now. Here you see a lot of monsters frolicking onscreen. Enemies just don't seem to be a challenge when you're Megagon, though it's a pain in the ass when you're Amagon.

   I could've swore I've seen something like this on G.I. Joe once. Anyhow, this thing shoots doughnuts at you and you must dodge and shoot beams at it's horn. Then it pulls back into the ground. I'm dazzled.

   By now we're on the other side of the island, back on the beach, where the rescue boat is located.

   OK—space invaders. All these fucked up animals were caused by alien men wearing space suits and carring briefcases. I want my $19.99 back, Sammy.

   The "boss" at the end of this level is a "quote" "unquote" "barrage" of the aforementioned mosquitoes. Ouch. Pretty tame for the second-to-last stage.

   It's the last stage. I'd better get...uh...ready. And once again, I thank Sammy for their encouraging tips that kept me going when things looked bleak.

   Mini flying saucers, busted off trees, and cardinals dot this level. Can I manage to make it to the end and fight off the source of all this evil?

   Yes. Although that flying octopus doesn't seem to happy about it.

   And the source of all this evil is...? A big witch. Fuck, that shattered my expectations by a longshot. And once again, no match for Megagon. This muscular homosexual is a hero for all people that like to have anal sex with people of the same gender.

   See, when I take out a big alien, I don't think I would stand on the deck of the ship and give a thumbs-up to no one. But hey, I'm not one to talk until that happens.

   = :D
The end.

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		Thanks for the advice. FAGS.
		Here I engage in a short, but meaningful conversation with this bird before I kill it.
		If that condor isn't careful, it'll drop that armadillo on those bigass bones sticking out of the ground instead of on me. But I'll still get the blood on me. And I bet that armadillo has AIDS. And I have open wounds. Yeah. Kill me, please.
		Here's the boss. Why am I not on screen? Don't ask me, ask NESticle. Anyway, I wasn't Megagon when I beat this guy. Duck and shoot.

		Thank for advice SamUSA!
		Uppercutting air isn't usually my policy, but this game is getting pretty damn tedious and anything to break the pattern is OK by me.
		The enemies are getting thicker and more varied by now. Here you see a lot of monsters frolicking onscreen. Enemies just don't seem to be a challenge when you're Megagon, though it's a pain in the ass when you're Amagon.
		I could've swore I've seen something like this on G.I. Joe once. Anyhow, this thing shoots doughnuts at you and you must dodge and shoot beams at it's horn. Then it pulls back into the ground. I'm dazzled.

		By now we're on the other side of the island, back on the beach, where the rescue boat is located.
		OK—space invaders. All these fucked up animals were caused by alien men wearing space suits and carring briefcases. I want my $19.99 back, Sammy.
		The "boss" at the end of this level is a "quote" "unquote" "barrage" of the aforementioned mosquitoes. Ouch. Pretty tame for the second-to-last stage.

		It's the last stage. I'd better get...uh...ready. And once again, I thank Sammy for their encouraging tips that kept me going when things looked bleak.
		Mini flying saucers, busted off trees, and cardinals dot this level. Can I manage to make it to the end and fight off the source of all this evil?
		Yes. Although that flying octopus doesn't seem to happy about it.
		And the source of all this evil is...? A big witch. Fuck, that shattered my expectations by a longshot. And once again, no match for Megagon. This muscular homosexual is a hero for all people that like to have anal sex with people of the same gender.
		See, when I take out a big alien, I don't think I would stand on the deck of the ship and give a thumbs-up to no one. But hey, I'm not one to talk until that happens.
		= :D The end.