NES: The chicks dig it.

Hey y'all. Your Local Kabukiman stepping in here for dear old father sqwirl, on a request of an editorial. 
You like NES? You like chicks? You'll love 'em both.
Recently, a good friend of mine, lets call her Krystal, was bored one day, and had no transportation, nor money. 
Being a good friend and NES lover, I drive over to her house, and bring along an NES and a few games.
We hooked up the NES and sit down on her couch, side by side. I pop in Super Mario Bros/Duck hunt, and 
of course, she wants to play duck hunt, when I left my zapper at home (d'oh!) Anyhow, we start off in world 
1-1. Eventually, I get to level 4 or five before losing all my lives, while she gets to 3, I believe.
One good bump on the NES, and we're re-set. I get mad, and take the game out, and shove it back into my bag. 
I reach in, and pull out the most classic of shooters, Contra. We get to about Level 2, and I figure that she's 
getting into it. We keep going, and end up dying mid-way thorugh the level. We restarted a few times, not 
getting much further. Tetris, SMB3, and Rad Racer go by in the same fashion, I always win over her, but neither 
of us get mad. She adores it. I unhook my NES, and head home.
There ya have it. A cheap, fun, and effective date.
Have at it, kids