___ ___ ___ /__/\ / /\ / /\ \ \:\ / /:/_ / /:/_ \ \:\ / /:/ /\ / /:/ /\ _____\__\:\ / /:/ /:/_ / /:/ /::\ /__/::::::::\ /__/:/ /:/ /\ /__/:/ /:/\:\ \ \:\~~\__\/ \ \:\/:/ /:/ \ \:\/:/~/:/ \ \:\ ~~~ \ \::/ /:/ \ \::/ /:/ \ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \__\/ /:/ \ \:\ \ \::/ /__/:/ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ ___ _ _ __ ___ __ _ _ __ ___ ___ ___ | |__| |__| | | | | | | | | |___ [__ |___ | | | | | |_\| |__| |__| | |___ ___] You guys seem to know a little too much about feces. << L A S T U P D A T E D 06 - 07 - 11 >> _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ <+Sappy> Sounds like you've had a healthy family life, edsel. <+Sappy> What percentage of your parents are obese? <&edsel> None anymore <+Sappy> I'm assuming at least one, giving your condition. <&edsel> my mom was, but she got the ol' lapband <+Sappy> Awful eating habits seem to run in a family. <&edsel> now my mom is a "milf" <&[clawx]> everyone wants to fuck her now <&edsel> my dad is normal sized, I guess. neither fat or skinny <+Sappy> Her obesity surgery scar brings all the boys to the playground. <&edsel> the scars are minimal. Maybe half an inch long. <+Sappy> Just like YOUR DICK. <+Sappy> :D <+Sappy> Sorry, too easy. <+Sappy> Re: your micropenis. <&[clawx]> #1 <&edsel> sappy update quotes.txt with that <&edsel> My dad once went to a Larry The Cable Guy show <+Sappy> I'm roffling pretty hard at that. <+Sappy> Guffawing, even. * Qix changes topic to ' put it out you greedy fucking nips | Jack Leland Kevorkian Jr (1928 - 2011) | My dad once went to a Larry The Cable Guy show' <&edsel> It's true though. <&edsel> One of his ringtones is larry saying GIT R DONE over and over <&edsel> GIT R DONE GIT R DONE GIT R DONE GIT R DONE <&Qix> jesus christ how i make it so i dont have to sign in all the time shoot yourself in the face. naked pics or it didnt happen *** nom (~anms.anom@125.163.120.238) has joined #cavern nom: hi WNFPS? nom: urnfps edsel: runfps? no nom <--- URNFPS! or URANFPS nom: foaf *** nom was kicked by Weird-Edsel (Weird-Edsel) SAPPY FIND SOME STUFF OF ME BEING DUMB SAPPY FIND SOME STUFF OF ME BEING DUMB pwn I am beardless man FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK I almost saw a goal in a soccer game once But then it went wide by like 30 feet okay so like what depraved individual found the pic in the topic like, what do you type into the box on google image search to find like characters from "Doug" drawn in some sort of homosexual american history X-type fantasy? well you're in #cavern there are many ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?! ummmmm not THAT depraved i don't think not THAT depraved i mean i was on board for the homosexual home improvement fanfic but that just crosses the line it's just so fucked up on so many levels If she thinks you're cute, she'll instantly orgasm when she lays eyes on me cause I'm fine. no she understands what a fag looks like ~tryvia ~trvia having some technical difficulties? like what not being able to spell "trivia"? 5. Music : 50's Chart Toppers: Name The Artist: Looking Back? perry como elvis presley Here's your 1st hint, na- "----" c--- nat "king" cole Winner: Sappy Answer: nat "king" cole Time: 12.891 Streak: 2 Points: 3310 WPM: 13 Rank: 1st nat "cunt" cole http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disclosure_%28film%29 my favorite movie only b/c I wish it would happen in real life to me :D you want to be fucked by michael douglas? yay! my mr. limpy is here! *** Weird-Edsel is now known as EdselMrLimpy brb UPDATE THE NINTENDO CLASSICS ARCHIE 105. Category: Trivia : In golf, what is the woman's equivalent of the Ryder Cup? i have no idea why though davis cup Here's your 1st hint, t-- s------ c-- the stanley cup The Stupid Cup Here's your 2nd hint, the so----- cu- The 2girls1 cup anyone here been hit on by another dude? couple times i want to fuck your ass!!! ... no. lol free drinks are free drinks lolz :D rofl, sqwirl. once, briefly for me sqwirl did you play on it? oh. i thought meant that once sqwirl did briefly. sort of like, "thanks for the drinks....thats a cute outfit by the way" when the guy started touching me i scooted hey everyone, I just want to say Merry Christmas especially if you do not accept Christ because he still paid for your sins anyway kthx lol i don't accept christ or american express. SANTA DIED FOR YOUR MASTERCARD Imagine Jesus as a bartender - he already pours you a beer, and you start drinking before he takes your money because you're an alcoholic - then he goes ahead and says he paid for it implying that you really like alcohol and it's a bad thing. Maybe you are just inferring too much and he's just being nice but you still get all pissed and call him queer and leave the bar = Atheism move to st. louis. that way pav will visit you. Yes but also bublun would want to hang out and I'm all like "BUBBLUN YOU CRAZY D:" yes that's why we love his crazy samba ass And then he'd rage on about some fucking weird ass japanese game that has to do with shoving tampons up a horses ass and pulling them out by the string with your teeth. And you just KNOW he'd have the specially designed controller for that. I'm thinking of baked beans, potato salad and ribs for dinner over the weekend how american of you :D I'm Dan Truck, AMERICAN CHEF lol it sounds like you are having the fourth of july I used the pickup line "Hey, it ain't going to suck itself" once. it didnt work at all 7. In 1957 Ford Motor Co. introduced the---------- ! (Oh boy !)? edsel Winner: Sappy Answer: edsel Time: 4.5 Streak: 1 Points: 1690 WPM: 13 Rank: 1st model t kldfj'asf sd asd fasd fs adf saf as fas ROFL WHAT fuck tom cruise. SCIENTOLOGY ... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY I AM A SCIENCTOLOGIST XENU WILL DESTROY *** Connecting to irc.loogfury.com (6667) *** Unable to aroOOoooOoooOOOo *** mara (mara@96-201-16-190.fibertel.com.ar) has joined #cavern *** Qix sets mode: +v mara lll hello sexy *** mara (mara@96-201-16-190.fibertel.com.ar) has left #cavern :( I'm getting closer to my goal, that is, getting rejected by every girl on earth you need to do WEREWOLVES OF LONDON ah-oooooooo for loogaroo yes :D hey I like Zevon so do i! liar i've got his self-titled and "excitable boy" lps, actually. I have his final album before he got cancer like a faggot and died some guy who lives up the street from where we practice stopped by the shed last week during practice and asked us to play sober by tool so we did he was like yo uguys are pretty good except for that faggot playing bass D: ROFL he's like what kind of idiot hits the strings like that we're like .... it's slap D: 136. Acronym Soup: FOAF? FOUND OUT ABOUT FRANK fuck or ass fuck? 121. Acronym Soup: LDTO? LET'S DO THAT OK? Here's your 1st hint, l--- d---- t--- o-- LICK DOWN TO ONIONS LITTLE DICKS TUGGED OFF? FAGGOT ASS HORN BAKER he's baking horns, shhhhh ROFL :D!!! *** LordJD is now known as JD|reading NERD *** FlowingMindspin is now known as FlowingWoW i'd say loog is a dogfucker, but he only fucks other men wearing dog suits. I should find where he lives i've known rand for a long time and ask "may I speak to Belle?" JD, it's in Lawrence Kansas I wonder if he lives alone I think he does he lives with his girlfriend, belle. Nah... I think belle died It's okay, he stuffed her. * justinjc rimshot alcohol fixed your mom, that's why you're an alcohol fetus syndrome baby shit son a your mom joke SICK BURN there's a guy I work with who has the ultimate porn star name CHONG BANG lmao chocolate ass tastes so good it makes me get, such hard wood *** Sappy sets mode: +m-v CraigLovesNintendo what? <`Jin> sqwirl were you sXe in your Charlie Bucket days yeah jin for about 5 years and then i realized i was being a little faggot and went and bought some beers and some cigars :D lol drunk driving is so much fun its like a game well, the pay may be shit, justin... but you're in it for the pussy. ew man AM I RIGHT well, the other two autistic kids are basically mute, so I don't know what they think of. I MEAN AM I RIGHT C'MON PEOPLE ALL THE RETARDED PUSSY YOU CAN HAVE Dude, I'm so glad I don't have to change retarded vagina pads. <`Jin> PBR - the signature drink of scenester faggots i spent about 73% of my life from age 7 to 17 playing TSB. i spent 0% of my life playing TSB. :D well thats because you're a stupid canadian you were too busy playing WAYNE GRETZKY HOCKEY and sucking dick no hahah i'd rather suck dick then play wayne gretzky hockey. i'd rather have sex with an aids ridden tranny then a goddamn furry. 21. TV/ Movies: Category: Quantum Leap: How many degrees does Sam have, including one in ancient languages? hahahahha 1 2 43 4 5 6 7 7 8 99 0 230 121345 6 5 3 10 2 4 1 67 8 23 2 9 9 2 8 76 5 21 6 89 0 90 12 67 4 2 1 2 6 14 10 89967 16 56 2 525 17 546 637 Here's your 1st hint, --- 17 8 9896 7 565 67 423 20 24 7682 35 675 6 724 897 908 7687 8 6 54 6257 100 54 53 6 75 87 456637 200 89 89 28 90 97 67 300 54564 54 423 423 87 54 400 67 9 86 9 09 999 53 95 8i74 63 6 23 666 9 1 9 37578 54 54 2 6 886 8 235 47 37'255 47 7 8 7 758386386 73 547 6 5 54 7333 8256 Here's your 2nd hint, s-- 5 65 44 476476 476 47 6476 5six 5475 six 145 568571754 7 857 Winner: Sappy Answer: six Time: 21.922 Streak: 3 Points: 123 WPM: 1 Rank: 1st You're on fire! * Weird-Edsel hands Sappy a cold beer for getting the last 3 questions! six ROFL FUCK YOU UH UH TURN UP THE BEAT Y'ALL UH UH YEEEUH uh sappy WHO'S NEX FO PEWP SEX you are such a FAGGOT no faggot pewp secks I SAID TO MY HOS WHO'S NEX FO PEWP SEX LOVE GRENADE! LOVE GRENADE! LOVE GRENADE! you guys are the biggest bunch of FAGGOT ASS CHINAMEN EVER I SAID WHO'S NEX FO' PEWP SEX AX MY BITCHES WHO'S NEX FO' POOP SEX LOL YOU SAID IT WRONG MY EDSEL TAKE THA MIC FO POOP SEX no POOP SEX IS NEVER ANY GOOD WITH YOU SAPPY MY MAIN MAN EDSEL ON THA MIC FO' POOP SEX YOU SHIT IS TOO CHUNKY HEY GUYS, WHADDA KNOW? IM SO GLAD YOU COULD CUM TO THA SHOW UH UH FO PEWP SEX UH YEAH ROCK THA BEAT NEX FOR PEWP SEX FO PEWP SAIX FO PEWP SEX WORD UH UH UH UH UH WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT UH UH UH UH UH UH UH I SAY WHO'S NEX fags FO' PEWP SEX STAY IN SCHOOL, ITS THE ONLY WAY. FROM LOUISIANA DOWN TO TENNE-SAY IT'S DA TROOF I TELL IT TO THA YOOF SO ROCK THA BEAT NEX FO' PEWP SECX SUM NIGGAS SAY WE LOST IT, BUT IMMA TAKE IT BACK THAT RIGHT PEWP SEX UH! wow um WHO'S NEX FO PEWP SEX Y'ALL UH UHUHUHUHUH i think this should go into qix's quotes I THINK Y'ALL SHOULD GO IN MY COLON YO UH FO PEWP SEX UH WORD UH TURN IT UP Y'ALL UH UH UH UH FO' POOP SEX WHO'S NEX?! I CANT FEEL IT I CANT FEEL IT WHERES THA BEET RIGHT HEEEUH MAH MAN UH ROCK THAT SHIT UH UH FO' DA POOP SEX MY MAN EDSEL, TAKE THA MIC SHOW THESE HOES YA FLOWZ DOGGGGGGGGGGGG UH UH UH UH UH CUM ON NIGGAS FEEL THA NOISE THERE AINT NO NEED TO FUCK THEM BOYS FO PWEP SEX YEEAA FOR PWEP SAIX Y'ALL BITCHES NEED TO SEND ME CHILI FED EX FO DA BIGGEST POOP SEX what SAPPY wheres that poopsex site I NEED TO JERK OFF it just links to a law firm now. those FAGGOTS! I will KILL them. good track, edsel. look for it IN DA CLUB NEX WEEK kk I'll be in the chillout room most of the tyme if ya know what I mean, dawg. *** dmb (~dmb@ool-4573e07d.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #cavern *** Qix sets mode: +v dmb was there just a botnet that poped in here? what no, we just had PIUS XVI he's been doing our poping. but i'm more of a CALLIXTUS III fan. *** nemo_drinking (~nemox91@24-240-73-55.dhcp.mdsn.wi.charter.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) more like... CONNECTION RESET BY BEER LOL *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by Sappy (what) HARROW MY NAME IS DUC TRAN ROR RAUGHING OUT ROUD lol, there are people that go to this place that serve huge hotdog, and they all look like cheap hillbillies uh...what? lol cheap assed hillbillies in las vagas eat this bland hotdog generic bread generic sausages uh...what? lol las vagas is full of hill billies that expect to get rich so they buy hotdogs but the hotdogs suck okay. in other words hav e you ever notice the type of people that to to different types of restuaurant are you jerking off and typing one-handed? I likecountry music dumbas CLASSIC I HAVE HIV LOL ===== Question 51 ===== WHAT WEAPON DOES GRAVITY MAN USE? (20 points) Hint: ******* **** I can always spell CUNT correctly gravity cunt gravity hold CraigLovesNintendo must be using a Game Genie! The answer was gravity hold. CraigLovesNintendo is in 2nd place with 290 point's. * Sappy eats Bubblun's CUNT GRAVY nice sappy mm cunt ===== Question 52 ===== QUOTE: "WARNING........ THIS CODE IS INCORRECT !"? (20 points) Hint: *** ***** **** #1 you'll need a ladle for all my cunt gravy _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 1) Mexican telenovelas teach you the true way of life. How did I ever know that if a mexican spoke English, they were "high class"? JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 2) Carrying more than in your wallet merits trouble. Your friends will make you leave the fat tip at the restaurant. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 3) I saw this girl with DD tits and DD ass. I don't know what her face looked like. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 4) Kira Kener and Ashley Blue should be on the US flag. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 5) Calculus is about as useless as my penis. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 6) People are hypocrites. They say if you use excessive profanities, then you are not smart. 75% of my words are probably below the 8th grade level. Possibly 75% of the people I talk to are in 8th grade or below too... JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 7) My worst fear is giving girl head and her vaginal area starting spewing out centipedes and then said, "We're taking over Myrmid". JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 8) I believe in a flat tax as much as people stare at flat tits and ass. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 9) In a Turbellian world, Bogotá would be the state capital, Spanish would be the official world language, and Dulce María would be the first lady. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 10) Always keep your hands in your wallets. You never know who will steal your sperm. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 11) Morgan Watson is really a figment of your imagination. There is no such female that would have massive tits, brains, and video gaming ability like her. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 12) Sappy apparently worships me. I don't know what to think about that. At least he doesn't have a black cock. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 13) I don't discriminate people by race... except for the ugly ones. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 14) The key to my trust begins in your wallet and how well you work on your knees. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 15) When I make my first million, expect the first thing to come out of my hands are my middle fingers. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 16) I'd rather win 2nd place a million times than be 1st place for once and then turn out to be a nobody. 1st place is just nothing more than one big moment. Consistency is the key to being noticed... unless you're Darva Conger. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 17) People wonder what type of girls I like. First thing that comes to mind is ones that know how to shut up when I start talking. The kitchen would be nice too! JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 18) You can change any history book with enough money in the bank. For example, I could say that I started the Myrmid revolution that took over various parts of Rhode Island if I had 5 dollars. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 19) All aboard the Duck Train! Going from Nova Scotia, Manteca, some place in Korea, and then stopping at St. Louis! JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 20) When you are on austnet and asking a guy to call you, use 805-484-1433 and for them to order the special. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 21) If I had to tell you who inspired me in life, I'd tell you JD. Who else? JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 22) I don't recall what gives me an erection, but once I drove by the high school and it just got stiff. Maybe my dick has like a stiffy monitor where it finds the greatest girls or something. (or knows their myspace profile already by my extensive "research" methods) JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 23) 36-24-36 only if she's 5'3"? More like if she's 14! JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 24) WWJD do? WWJD do if he was in Japan? Reality TV? What exactly is JD reality? Probably nothing since JD never experiences reality. JD's on the damn pill too much. JD'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 25) Australia would be great if I could blow away those aborigines and build real estate to increase my empire. We don't need savages. I'd go after Africa, but we need to save the NBA more than build my real estate. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ have you ever seen the movie Kurt & Courtney? its a fabulous conspiracy theory no I didnt I don't have to - I killed him * nemo` feeds sqwirl a saltpeter impregnated rib-eye nemo is back and he done killed hisself some sang niggers in eye-rack. salt peter? potassium nitrate it's been used for centuries to keep down sex drive amongst organized male populations (army, schools, etc.) they spike food with it, but there's no scientific basis for it working. maybe even millenia kthx professor. nice PROFOUND TACK-ON yeah nothing kills sex drive like a kick to the nuts or a sphincter punch what about biting off each soldier's scrotum? i know what salt peter is i didnt know why you would impregnate my rib eye with it wait, are you married? yeah bang TEH WIFE? yeah, she needs a vaginoplasty now vagina reconstruction #1 can she perform AUTOANILINGUS? i fucking ripped her in half its just one large abyss now instead of seperate holes the birth canal is the colon good job the anus is the labia wtf now you don't know what you're talking about it is all one thing now what wut whet pick up any whores in iraq? ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME no, we had to live under islamic law :O no alcohol no cohabitation no pork i know, i just wanted to use the PAVOUL line. no hamburgers couldn't enter a mosque because im not muslim/terrorist i lost 38 pounds woo lean mean baby killing machine #1 which i think is purely related to not drinking wine every single night like i do when i am home * gamme and Dave Edsion remember one time at summer camp. Dave was still completely bald at this time. We were trying to light a fire using sticks. The regis philbi showed up with Jiffy on his penis tip and told us to suck it lick dogs. We both agreed...we were a bit nervous but we soon got into. He climaxed and shot out a flame of blue fire from his cock. It lit up the logs and we all cuddled there the entire night. *** ohnos (ohnos@220.235.115.23058) has joined #nes98 ? ham ham ham ham ham ham what about it? I want to fondle your joystick do you want to play with my HOT SLOT? * Sappy unf unf unf RACK MY CHARRIES MASSAGE MY TAINT I want to stick acupuncture needles in your taint *** gamme (gamme@vw-3469.adelphia.net) has joined #nes98 yay gamme yes gamme AND DamienC oooo IN THE SAME ROOM OOOOoooooooooooo I want to rape Bob Saget so, poopsex? uh, no. -> [#nes98] PEWPSECX?! <[clawx]> Poopsex #1 Nerdsex0ring #1 <[clawx]> no <[clawx]> poopsex is better scat = =( <[clawx]> no <[clawx]> you whore you bitch * [clawx] shits all over nerdgirl's face <[clawx]> how do you like THAT? excepting st. louis, i have no idea how missouri still exists. ah, st. Louis not a bad place too many niggers though *** JustinJC was kicked by Pavol_38 (DO NOT INSULT THE FINE NEGROES OF ST. LOUIS OOOOHHH WHEEE) *** JustinJC (JustinJC@vw-12497.embarqhsd.net) has joined #nes98 fucking gook i guess besides st. louis, the only thing missouri has going for it is the fact it stayed union during the WAR BETWIXT THE STATES hahaha yeah, that it did. don't you mean MISSOURA MISSOURA, DAMN IT Yet the entire state is full of racists. too many niggers though fucking gook * Sappy fingers Pavoul's GREASY TWAT @_@ oh, that is awesome so all yous arent from au ? what. Not even close roflwaffles this is the National Ear Society wes not ahh zingy is haahaa of America shain is a hamican american national ear science, chapter 98 what er, science. yes. pavol is a AZN CDN BEEF JERKY FISTING sappy is an afrocan american I thought it was the NEGRO EAR SEX UNION 98 How hot is George Bush? as hot as John Howard of course Snoopy - shut your fucking mouth and show us your cunt *** Snoopy (possum@vw13468.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Exit: Austnet Chat Network) cuntzcuntzcuntz yay woo man, sorry hehe? that was too mean gamme hurt her feelings you monster You magnificent monster *** Sappy changes topic to 'http://71.64.148.69:8080/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page | AUSTRAILIA | Snoopy - shut your fucking mouth and show us your cunt' yes. quote of the week again - yay for internet - saying things you wouldn't say face to face! just for the week you said that to me last week, fuckstick! I say that to random passersby daily man I feel bad - that fucking whore is making me feel guilty leaving like that I should kill her son I have a boy. =D can we fuck it? is he in a wheelchair? I can't wait to teach pre-school - I'll molest them all in the classroom man....all the gay porn hay guys i have an idea let's all have a circle jerk on momo there aren't enough for a circle maybe some misshapen rhombus but not a circle *** gamme (gamme@vw-3469.adelphia.net) has joined #nes98 I need to fuck cows is there anything on your server right now? http://71.64.148.69:8080 what this chat needs is a HOT BEEF INJECTION that and random pages that i host for people :D i am installing wiki as we speak C:\Documents and Settings\Sappy>ftp 71.64.148.69 Connected to 71.64.148.69. 220 ProFTPD 1.2.10 Server (Debian) [71.64.148.69] User (71.64.148.69:(none)): HAMCOPTER 331 Password required for HAMCOPTER. Password: 530 Login incorrect. Login failed. ftp> rofl lebanon ohio but only 1.28% of the population is hispanic or latino of any race! hmm less latinos there weird. there are plenty of them working there they even have a mexican resturaunt not too many tacos in the area, i see. granted, that's old census data. only six years. mexicans can run pretty fast what do you drive? nothing. i dont have a car i see. if i drove one of my parent's cars it would be an F150 getting 17mpg well, i'm sure the waynesville subway fulfills all your transit needs. my transit needs are filled by the hallway connecting my kitchen to my room _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ *** [clawx] was kicked by shain (shain) *** [clawx] (clawx@vw-7066.aliant.net) has joined #nes98 <[clawx]> huh nothing, just pissing with you :D *** shain sets mode: +o [clawx] its my way of laughing at you and c8b for talking about playing fisher price NES games i am quoting FAG JEW bob dylan "BUST A MOVE, PAV" is not a Bob Dylan quote and what's this retro8 shit? <[clawx]> c8bs new site i love how, even with his 343rd NES site attempt, he uses the same goddamn design every time. hopefully this one will shatter the two week mark. <[clawx]> oh it already has <[clawx]> its been up for a few months <[clawx]> breaking his record <[clawx]> of 3 weeks wow, this DONKEY KONG walkthrough has me reeling! <[clawx]> yes because i need a fucking walkthrough for a game that can be beaten in 45 seconds! <[clawx]> hello sillysap how are things in the great gay north? <[clawx]> gay like, a "peter north ejaculation in your face" gay or "harvey fierston" gay? <[clawx]> harvey fierston gay *** AntiFelix (AntiFelix@vw-29153.buckeyecom.net) has joined #nes98 yay the Anti-Felix <[clawx]> antifelix more like BIG FAG *** leb-on-parole (goodlookin@vw19020.optusnet.com.au) has joined #nes98 *** leb-on-parole (goodlookin@vw19020.optusnet.com.au) has left #nes98 damn aussies I think it's the child sex comment in the topic that lured him here so what are you faggots doing? I have this sexual fantasy where I have a girl shackled naked to a cross, and then I tickle her feet until she pees, and I catch the pee in a jar, and then I make her drink it through a hose. I'd drink the pee myself uh i'm actually thinking about fucking Kamino with a strap-on dildo made of provelone cheese =( my fortune cookie says "You eyes have magnetized a secret admirer" hopefully it is Osama Bin Laden so what are your jobs I fuck white girls in the morning latinas at night white girls pay more nobody wants your shriveled, pickled taco cock, JD you do except for me, anyway. :D you want my churro say it with me mamacita eschucha??? tacos #1 so my boss is on vacation til the end of the wek meaning I came into work a half hour late, left an hour early, slept all afternoon, took a 2 hour lunch, and read comic books in the morning so can someone tell me why Im tired already?! to think, sqwirl was getting laid while I was writing a research paper MMM ASS SEX yes, people have priorities i don't want to be thinking of sqwirlyq's shriveled cock D: [18:04] to think, sqwirl was getting laid while I was gorging myself on ham different ones, but priorities SQWIRLY'S SHRIVELED COCK SQWIRLY'S SHRIVELED COCK SQWIRLY'S SHRIVELED COCK BAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS PENIS BUTT BUTT its not shriveled yet it's still good for another 20 hours Screamin for Semen (2005) (V) oh yes SCREAMIN FOR SEMEN Gringo Dicks in Latin Chicks 2 (2004) (V) why is "Duc Tran" listed in that movie? porn directors have wonderful imaginations I'M SCREEEAAAAMMIN FOR SEMEN my dad writes emails like an AOL lamer. "Memorial day is like in 1 wk. Im going2 bbq some hamburgurs if u want to come over???" Mr. Bongdongovitz: "HAI2U!!!!!1111" [20:04] --LoveOP-- You have received a virtual present from Sappy [20:04] --LoveOP-- It is: butthole pleasures trusting IGN on a review would be like trusting Better Homes & Gardens to review a dildo You could become some sort of social deviant and wreak havoc across the land and always leave video games behind as your calling card. Cover a hotel room in semen and leave behind a copy of Splatterhouse GIT R DUN! kidding Someone said that in class and the professor just stopped and stared at him. Then said "You're destroying America" and resumed class *** nemo (nemo@vw-23526.charter.com) has joined #nes98 *** ChanOP sets mode: +o nemo yes quiet down god damnit im trying to fucking idle here! I fucked sappy so hard, he got netsplitted FINALLY!!! I got all the cheese off my dick! though congrats on living in cinci. MAZELTOV quiet you congrats? You are going to be murdered. uh, no. quit being a whiny suburban cracker. :D SHAIN IN THE CITY SHAIN: PIG IN THE CITY :D! "The nickname Porkopolis was coined around 1835, when Cincinnati was the country's chief hog packing center, and herds of pigs traveled the streets." you'll fit right in. haha thats fucking awesome the empire city of pigs :D nothing smells better than open arabian ass. looks like im gonna have kid #2 i have now had sex 2 times lol there is a csi on about furries wonder if loog was a stand in I always thought if you got a MA in a MS subject, you had no dick you aren't a real man unless you go MS mutiple sclerosis, yeah _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ * Kamino 6'0 125# D: fatty. * shain 5'10 310# jesus christ. something like that i dont actually know how much i weigh, i've been too scared to weigh my self in years :D I considered joining the military for a time there as a tank. *** william_mays changes topic to ' i would like to practice cutting off my penis before i go through with it. | i want to strangle billy mays with a grip-wrench and fuck his hairy corpse.|this night shall always be remembered as: the night of teh SAPPY' <---so wasted those were the days, eh pav? i remember when i bought your first maxi pads. you cried the whole drive to the drugstore. no I didn't I gave you a sloppy BJ in the car while you drove on the freeway, silly but just like your training bra, it was an important step toward womanhood. we had a nice talk on the way home. then i raped you, sodomizing your asshole with a rolling pin. I GAVE YOU A SLOPPY BJ STOP LYING do you maxi pads have WINGS? no Sappy's too cheap and he used the rolling pin to compensate for his small pns i work my fingers to the BONE for you, young lady. eighty hours a week just so i can see you enjoy what i never had. so you better be grateful for my hard work. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62053&item=8250506666 - wtf? gwahaha yes awsome little FPS platformer thingy for the PS i'm scanning your recent buys for strapons, used underwear, etc. ah, excellent and instead find you've spend more than a thousand dollars in the last month on video games. yeah woot loser get off my site :D I AM FUCKING AWESOME because you're the DUCK TRAIN yes NONSTOP EXPRESS TO YOUR ANAL CAVITY chugga chugga quack quack chugga chugga quack quack yes the way to my heart is through the anus is that the scenic route through the chocolate ocean? are there lots of gay jews in boise? lol I am no jew http://www.nutzass.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=21&pos=8 theres a sexy picture of me nice gut, sqwirl. sqwirl you have the body of a greek god well, the greek god of mayonnaise or something did i tell you guys im making absinthe no yep i have wormwood stewing in grain alcohol right now is it good? i mean, is it going to make good booze? who knows its 190 proof so itll fuck your day up if you dont know most hard liqours are 80-90 proof plus this is steeped with wormwood and other herbs which give it a psycoactive effect ahh i do not know much about liquor other than the fact that coolers are worthless sqwirl i think that "making absinthe" is pretty high on the list of "ways to know your life is crashing in a downward spiral" My favourite new commercial is the Cold Heat Soldering Iron. Or maybe the pet urine one where the chick smeels the couch where the dog was sitting as soon as it gets up. my work bought me a cold heat soldering iron for xmas she should use the cold heat soldering iron to solder the dog's orifaces closed i am a conversation killer. oh sweet jesus my friend was too drunk tonight he kept grabbing my dick, so I was getting mad I put a bunch of alcohol in my mouth and spit it at his crotch walked away are you sure thats all you spit? haha, did you become ERECT when he reached for your MEMBER? you should have let him TUG YOUR ERECTION so it will increase its length, a la mark discordia. big from tugging big from tugging big from tugging big from tugging big from tugging big from tugging ROFL I make $37/hr at Amgen plus bennys * Kamino lights himself on fire flamer. yep tell that to the buddhist monk TOASTY! thich quang duc hey, maybe he's related to ya, pavoul. * Sappy mounts the duc train hah he just has my first name as his middle name gwahahaha! tnca.myrmid.com/scene never sleeps! you have your finger on the beating pulse of the scene another one's in my rectum! ;D the throbbing cock of the scene is also in your mouth *** Sappy sets mode: +o WendyKoopa you only give her ops because she has bewbs she does? OHHHHHHH i'll need photographic evidence. according to JD she has a huge rack and tries to hide it to prove this phenomenon. by that logic, i shall de-op Pavoul since he doesn't have a huge rack. *** Sappy sets mode: -o Pavol_38_ * Kamino tackles morgan * WendyKoopa is tackled actually I'm surprised that JD didn't get photographic evidence of my rack should he have? he seems like the type to bedeck himself in full camo gear and a camera, hiding in the bushes and taking photos of underage girls morgan has a large rack? from what JD has said hm i think his exact were she's stacked but she tries to hide it because she's not a fan of the attention or something Well, i would need some SAUCY JPGs to see if they're larger than Buapo's. x__x No, I really don't like garments that show my bewbs I feel all self-conscious and stuff why there you go if you've got em show em not thinking much of yourself these days? BECAUSE FUCKING PERVERTS LIKE YOU OOGLE AT THEM yeah dude that's what i say too I have d00ds, I don't need the attention :p besides, I'm a leg man WHERE ARE MY SAUCY JPGs?! I have no saucy jpgs!! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ is your moustache a detriment to your anilingus abilities, JD? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight hey, you can get an anus! w00t PORTABLE POOPSEX MMM PORTABLE ASS SEX <[clawx]> ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME PAVOL I'M CUMMING ON YOU, YES <[clawx]> faggot ass chinaman anybody here in college? Me I am, evilbeard Poopsex University doesnt Ball State have close ties to Poopsex U.? Eyes of skull has a secret. Eastmost penninsula is the secret. Stop with the bad NES hints, cracker jack. Ones who does not have triforce can't go in OSG. The Old Man is my fucking idol bitch. I need me a posse like the Old Man Join the Nintendo Fan Club! I'm going to hide in my school's janitor closet, and if anyone comes in, i'll tell them that Dodongo dislikes smoke. Sappy, I will DCC you Elevator Action. If you are a sadist. hitting enemies with the light you just shot out = #1 Sappy, you want it? You will regret it for the rest of your life... but you can have it. DR. POOPSEX ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS roo!#@$ . kanga and roo DR. Aloysius POOPSEX IV hah Pope Poopsex XII lol sappy hah lol i don't know why I find that funny. :D rand looks like elton john, only gay I think ChanOP is abusing his OP powers D: Shut your mouth you dirty quaker POLL: HOW MANY DOUGHNUTS CAN YOU CARRY ON YOUR DICK? ME= 17 It doesn't count to eat the doughnuts and puke them into a bucket and spread the puke on your penis Ironically, a fried Burgertime cart tastes horrible You know what's fucked? Rand's dog on a regular basis? <`Jin> CLONING MUSLIM HOMOSEXUALS IS A BAD IDEA Uh. Jin? Are you... okay... I mean... It seems to me that you are experiencing technical difficulties. Bomberman is hard because the passwords are a pain in the ass yup same with RCR I get far and never want to write down the fuckin thing Wall Street Kid is hard because I find it hard to play a game about a rich ass cracker playing the stock market jesus I've seen this guy acting like a moron on newsgroups, AND he signed tition to boot i think my dead grandparents could figure out a game genie Pavol was angry and barked at me. I do not like Canadians now. Morning breath #1 I like it when my mouth tastes like a festering ash tray. Yum. Fresh as a turkey penis. well that's what smokers get ass Junk, try smoking your pubes. It gets you all fucked up. lets intimidate people in #cybersex yes, linque, lets! weve never been to the new australian #cybersex D: aussie cybersx <<>>Have a Happy New Year From #cybersex Staff <<>> *** Linque is now known as Jane22M D: may ur presents cum in something moist and juicy, yo ho ho ho! YEAHHHHH BABAY! how prestigious. "yeah bill, i'm part of the #cybersex staff." LMAO * OSG stabs his brain with a fork hahaha :D "Here at McDonalds, i'mjust a lowly janitor, but at night on IRC, I'm part of the #cybersex staff!!" SAPPY LOL 6/f/webcam 67 EEE Eh. I want my six year olds to be AT LEAST a J cup. >:D as soon as you walk in those rooms you get bombarded with "a/s/l/pic?" LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF BKD :D you go in those rooms DS? yeah D: I'm a pervert like JTurb you don't, bub? :D hey guys have an dick scans yeah i do er ;) i can take 22" inches lovers try me gwahahaha Don Lapre vs. Carlton Sheets vs. Ron Popeil, the ultimate 3 way death match Don Lapre is my bitch! Special referee Cleo haha the real Asian Prince dissed me on his site :( http://livejournal.com/~asianprince213 - read comments on latest entry "I am sorry to let my fans go right now, but Double Dealing Debbie wants me to "pop her cherry" as you Americans would call it" hahaha "you americans"? that means i can't vote for AP on the SEXY PARTY ticket for prez the browser in qnx is great <`Jin> you dumb faggots trying to run unsupported os's <`Jin> fucking use macos windows/dos or unix <`Jin> god damn MacOS D:< you are gay jin <`Jin> no I am realistic *ahem# GAY! qnx is supported a good bit <`Jin> qnx is supported as much as capn's mom's saggy tits Execute? (y/n) YOU BET YOUR ASS NIGGA! COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED i saw the funniest fucking thing at a taco bell earlier this week oh what is this thing yes do tell so i went into the bathroom and took a piss this fucking thing then i was washing my hands and went to the hand dryer yeah and it has this little diagram of a hand pushing the button and then little red waves coming out of the dryer to signify hot air but someone had written over it with a sharpie: 1. PRESS BUTTON 2. GET BACON he'd be my bitch for $_$ You have pet Jews? No more shitting in OSG's mouth jokes while I'm trying to eat, fucktards If I ever saw a passed out bitch, I'd probably finger her It'd be awesome if Jacko got life in prison. Then he gets all the gay sex he wants. But his partners will have pubes, which is a no-no. who is this jacko? oh I see :D The pubes remark gives it away Mikhail Jaksonov. Plus... we were, uh... talking about it before * Sappy pisses on x1985x D: my new shirt Man, why do all my shirts have to smell like urine? damn you poetic justice Damn confusing piss. I thought you were homeless, OSG. I had you for a dirty hobo. D: I live in a houe, you clown penis house ... Now you got me so mad, I CAN'T EVAN TIPE!!@@SW * Sappy shits into OSG's mouth. D: That's it. I'm going to tell on you D: Wait, you can't talk. You have a mouthful of shit. I swallowed it And now I'm going to get aids Hey, don't be so hasty. All thanks to you Bully You PROBABLY will get AIDS. No, it's a guarantee now Because of all the blood and semen and gashes in my mouth YOU BASTARD Er I'm going to go eat lunch Again? That was a quick shit, OSG. Unless you're defiling an otherwise germ-free laptop on the can. No, Sappy. I had a power dump. Very sexy. :D Though it's old hat for your average poopsex fetishist--namely, me. Geez, get more creative, OSG! What? What did I do? D: My sick, deviant desires must be fulfilled in a more poopsexy way! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!@#E Be more poopsexy. Be creative. Ask ShtEatrFrk for teh tips. D: Also, a toilet bowl webcam would be cool. Ugh, again? D: Well, the last one was so soiled it failed to transmit sharp, clean images of your watery feces. Time for a replacement. Damn, it's been a week already? D: :D sappy i heard you got acquited congrats :D yes the dna tests on my semen were inconclusive the judge declared a mistrial insufficient evidence oh, there was no shortage of evidence. Desks suck. Oh, wait. No. No. Desks don't suck. TV trays suck TV trays are good. As a matter of fact, anything with legs is okay by me. Does that mean you love men? Sure. If that turns you on. Sexy bitch BEND OVER, SAPPY!@# MY THROBBING COCK MUST RELINQUISH ITS MILKY WHITE CONTENTS INTO YOUR TIGHT VIRGIN ANUS You're funny OSG> I wasn't joking D: ... Sappy, that must go on your quotes page. How are you so sure his anus is virgin? Because my sexuality is funny. Because it's so ripe, Tato. It doesn't have the stink of semen on it yet. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I reached my peak at 18 It's all downhill now D: D; Now all tat's left is a sex change operation and a move to the porn industry. I will be "Double Dealing Debbie" "i like Mario, mario is very good" D: Ugh. Dave promos. Dave is a pubic-hairless grasshopper. I want to make a promo. Do so! And gimme. "This is OSG. You are listening to Triforce radio. Don't you feel fucking cool?" do it now I have no microphone. D: And I do not feel like making one. FUCK YOU BITCH The best plan I have so far... Is to plug my amp into my computer. And yell into my guitar pickups. I must be not as versed in poopsex as you guys, but...what the hell are you talking about? Spice up your life with OSG brand flavored anal sex condoms. I have a flavor? Twice the strength for those rough occaisions. What is it, lemon? Shit flavored. * Skip_Rogers sets mode -OSG poopsex Hell, we can get shit flavoured with regular condoms Yes, but this has traces of corn and peanuts. A shit eater's DREAM. It's like finding a gold nugget up someone's ass. Unless that person's allergic to corn and/or peanuts FUCK YOU BITCH I mean, then don't buy them. tsk tsk OSG will have to stay poor. he will have to sell his Jesus beard hairs as relics, eh? Jesus Christ's anal hair Uh. Okay. I want to dump a condom in ICY HOT and have sex with a chick I did shit at 21 D: jobless D; yeah well now you have a job at 22 D: stop dwelling on the past, f00 * OldManJD over the hill yes JD, you should start pimping 13-year-olds and I'm older than dirt :D that's big $_$ yeah but he'd get so fucked up by the other pimps no JD is a badass I could do that legally in Thailand http://168.158.198.85 omfg poopsex * x1985x (Telex@nitrousnet-2675DD84.sympatico.ca) has joined #nes_chat * ChanServ sets mode: +o x1985x yarr me buckos YES swab the poopdeck Admiral sappy! It's been a while, matey Quiet, butt pirate! Always after me booty. D: The last time I seen ye was when that scury knave Cap'n capn buried his cutlass in me gillet :D yar and he didn't use tube lube ruined What's up? Loog> CAREER ASPIRATIONS: To create, produce, and (hopefully) host game shows i cannot see loog on tv. :/ they dont just hand out game shows to 25 year old faggot bag boys When I was living in Windsor you should have come over for a sleep over :O :D~~~ yes Pavowl went to hamilton and passed trough my town a little while back And didn't even come over for naked wrestling jerk I agree That's just disrespectful It's a faux pas to pass up the possibility of getting an erection while grappling with a greasy Jesus look-alike Yes! My thoughts exactly And now, the Canadian national anthem... tee hee * Sappy Bachman-Turner Overdrive - Takin' Care of Business.mp3 :D I'm starting a petition To get our anthem changed to that right now Except then you'd have to make a crappy French version D: NOUS FAISONS DES AFFAIRES Yeah Well We can just tell the Quebeckers that "Un Elephant sur mon Balcon" is the french version :D heheh They won't know... I believe Kwubbeckers is the preferred spelling, OSG. yes I was going to say "french fuckers" But if I say that the government comes and beats some respect into me ...with Mr. Dressup's sock puppets D: Damn police states D: At least Ontario is free. :D There, I can have gay sex on the mayor of Toronto's desk whilst smoking a fatty. AND SPOOGE IN HIS FACE Only if you have glocoma or however you spell I do have glaucoma. Then you're a-ok C'mon over little buddy Score :D! Cream on our public officials! Would it scare everyone if I said I was masturbating to OSG's every line? no we all do it Not me, Sappy. I'm used to it. of course not OSG is homolicious :D Damn straight Wait. I mean. Fuck you D: * Sappy Damien C. - Gamme the Redneck.mp3 * DamienC has quit IRC (Quit: ) Hmm. Guess Damien is embarassed of that one. Scared off by homoeroticism How 50's is that? -NESTrivia- Top 10 Trivia Players -NESTrivia- Rank: -NESTrivia- 1 Sappy with 114 wins -NESTrivia- 2 DamienC with 71 wins -NESTrivia- 3 LordJD with 11 wins -NESTrivia- 4 Lumaga with 11 wins -NESTrivia- 5 Khomeni with 7 wins -NESTrivia- 6 anastasia with 7 wins -NESTrivia- 7 JustinX with 4 wins -NESTrivia- 8 x1985x with 3 wins -NESTrivia- 9 Khomeni with 2 wins -NESTrivia- 10 `Jin with 2 wins Phew, OSG. You have dick on your breath. Sorry, Sappy, uncle Jim is over D: SEXY TAITO MAN i hope gamme dies OSG? Sorry, I was too busy playing with my penis to type. shain you fat fuck they didnt have wood jesus was a stone mason :D no jesus built my house they didn't have wood? then how did they reproduce? yes Colour Pink Floyd knows it FUCK YOU BITCH the only thing i believe about christianity is that jesus had super carpentry skills ChanHoPark Bad Nickname specified: Reserved for austnet services right up there with CLinton staining dresses and killing minorities or reagan selling weapons to terrorists so he could fund his killing of minorities POLITICIANS ARE CROOKED whatever party they're from so stop obsessing it was disgusting, it made me embarrassed Looked in the mirror again, bree? some fag at the company picnic came up to me and said looks like you're not on the subway diet I'm making another website now because I'm so hot dont dish out what you cant take you parapalegic fat whore i'll hack it! the ip is 127.0.0.1 http://www.doomwhale.com/orangewhale/marshain.gif goddamnit shain is really fucking fat Mr. Bean exposing himself to teenage girls #1 rofl which ep was that from The one where he's at the pool, and loses his shorts oh i thought you meant rowan atkinson exposed himself in real life a la pee-wee herman i bet you guys wouldnt be saying this in real life would you now? I wouldn't because I'd be too busy greasing my balls until they glisten. GRAMMER COUNTS NOW 36. what is the only borough of new york city that is not on an island ? staten island 3. who was miss hungary in 1936 ? MARIO12390 -TriviaSnot- Rank: -TriviaSnot- 1 Sappy with 63 wins -TriviaSnot- 2 shain with 9 wins -TriviaSnot- [...] HAHAH TOTAL DOMINATION one time i was smoking weed with my cat and it was laced with pcp and it put its face in the bong and then pulled back and began fighting invisible creatures for like 10 hours Are you still there, RR? yes Have you thought of an excuse to believe in God yet? Sappy's name is Sappy because he uses Michigan Maple Syrup to rim guys? I agree with RR, CAPN IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL But if that's true, doesn't that mean that Capn is rich? yeah wtf wheres all my evil satan perks? And if the love of money is evil, does that mean that rich people are evil? the "love of money" is evil only if you're a bible thumper i guess i could convert to christianity and get a free bible and WWJD braclet I already have two Bibles and a WWJD bracet (which I lost D:) but it wasn't free you PAID FOR IT HAHAHAAH God gives blowjobs for crack outside of the porn theater AHHAHA yes wwjd? give free bracelets i say they would have to pay me to endorse god Actually... If you count all the Bibles in the house... About ten that's comedy Ten Bibles, huh? How many people live in the house? five Then why would you possible need that many Bibles? that's a large BIBLES PER CAPITA That's like a 5-person household owning 10 TVs We have a few NIVs, a couple KJVs, a NKJV, a NAS, and two..uh.. something Perhaps more NAS? New American Standard Bible He broke up with his girlfriend, telling her, "The Lord told me I couldn't see you anymore" HAHAHAHAH that's funny shit Wait a minute, what's the difference between a KJV and a NKJV .... who cares there was a bible around here somewher but i think we threw it away YOU HAVE TURNED FROM GOD MY SON REPENT sorry sweety its gods will i love the "it's all part of god's plan" faggots i sex0r3d a warm watermelon god works in mysterious ways WLL TAHT EXPLAINS PSYCHO KILLERS! wait no it doesnt ... "god works in mysterious ways" = easy out for unexplainable contradictions/holes in bible There are no contradictions in the Bible ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL hahaha ohh sweet god ... holy moley this is funny your only kidding your self my friend I have a question RR ... no yes? the bible is full of holes even most christians are smart enough to see that no it isn't ... ----- Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill." Leviticus 24:17 "And he that killeth any man shall surely be put to death." vs. Exodus 32:27 "Thus sayeth the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side...and slay every man his brother...companion...neighbor." ----- Satan is evil "Thou shalt not kill" In the original translation Is "Thou shalt not murder" uh In the Hebrew stuff B.S. kill = murder Big difference No yes Murder is intentionally killing for no reason Killing involves war stuff There is an ethical distinction actually any reason will do? any religion that killed as many people as the inquizition can keep away from me Knowing what? I'll get my Bible out. RR: it's nice to know you've been brainwashed by your parents and christian boyscouts. * Capn jizzes in RR's bible * RoyalRanger takes another out of his holster hahaha theres an update to the quotes section coming :D how can it be taking him so long? if theirs 10 bibles it cant be too far Well, his dad is using 3 of them right now HAHAHAH I think bible memorization would bore me into a coma Rhett's password was rhett that's how I hacked in last night :D * LordJD spits out laughing if that's even true you must be 12 No 13... almost 14 Why do you keep saying that NO HE'S 13 MY GOD How does puberty feel, dirty bastard? I will make a new irc client that combines pr0n with irc. i shall call it jIRCing off. wow, I just occured to me that Mario12390 might be 12 by now he has grown large with chocolate bub, is that scan still online? I'll have to look for it http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/boonggaboongga/brochure.jpg in the meantime, here's the ass-poking pics I'LL TOSS YOUR SALAD, SAP OH YES I WILL ... hey, guess what? what? fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Shhhhh... :D _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Did you find any songs? no, i think I lost them D: all the ones i had were on my old computer i overwrote my collection of OSG songs with HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY hheheheeh D: my goatee + scrotums = orgasmic bliss Aw, shit. Is the cum in my beard that bad? D: i know its not the cat cause hes here with me :D Use your cat for reconaissance haha ... I'M STUPID but id prefer a handgun if someone was actually breaking into my house easier to maneuver with well if a robber hears the cocking of a shotgun, he'll most likely run...but if you have a handgun it's more likely that you'll have to use it. but using a shotgun is still fun. i dont want them to run Can I eat god, then? sure, whatever. EAT ME I bet he tastes like potato cheesecake I'M STUPID for accepting exes from jin of all people yes jin soul = black that's like a jew taking candy from hitler and thinking it's not poisoned Where the hell is shain little shain is sleeping? he's fat hehehe haha he has a big day of eating everything in sight tommorow Who is IYOX anyway? sheiks friend Sheik's ass-buddy, dipshit haha pavol kicked you like a raving lunatic that is all so?:) Do I care? yes I hate these java things I am at my grandpartent's house, and I dont wanna download MIRC on their comp.... is their hd too full of pr0n? bestiality porn :D j/k whoa D: is your grandpa rhett by any chance? thats sick D: david mollet is his name.... -ChanOP- You have been suspended on #nes for 1337 minutes yeah hahaha Sappy >:D if you show me how to use dialogs i'll give you a dollar in remotes put *:TEXT:*die shain*:#: /quit I LICK ASS capn cowering in the corner? hope this isn't some #nes mating ritual :D uh no, that's fear. exaggerated fear. * capn bends over and pulls down pants * Sappy shoves one of rhett's 55 INCH THRILLDOS up capn's ass OSG IS NAKED RUBBING RANCH DRESSING ON HIS NIPPLES :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD <----multiple chins due to obesity i dont like jewish people kthx *** Sappy is now known as Rabbi *** ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*billybob@65.89.205.* *** shain was kicked by Rabbi (EAT SHIT) Iron Chef = reality cooking show It's the Big Brother of the food network I thought cooking was real cooking is fake? D: You know what I mean, crack whore. !8ball Do I like wang? raptor94k shakes the magic NES and it says... Yes FUCK "mp3z" "hackz" "appz" "crackz" "warez" "serialz" "pr0n" "gamez" "philez" "lesbianz" "Sappyz" "Fagz" "scriptz" "botz" "GIRLZ" "chatz" "philez" is still the best "phlix" "phreakz" "gueidz 2 phreakingz" yes! phreaking :D h3r3 4r3 4ppz 4 phr34k1ng 4nD h4x0r1ng l4m3r'z b0x3z "progz and punterz: someone go into #hax0r and ask for "ass crackz" I should go to #c8b and ask for "mad flowz" hmm what should i do? i don't know the question, but jerking off seems like a good answer. whatever turned out to be the problem you had with your computer a few days ago? I don't know. I think it got AIDS Waitresses sometimes flirt with me because they think flirting with an ugly guy assures them a big tip. Wrong. I leave a quarter, a nickel and a penny whenever that happens. i like capn. he eats cheese. i eat cheese too it makes me constipated but you're fat. Maybe there's a connection. *** iyox changes topic to '#nes = #astrophysics || NO MORE ANIME TALK!! AUTO BAN IF YOU DO!!' *** Sappy changes topic to '#nes = #astrophysics' wtf sappy? sorry, i'll replace that topic with something equally fascist. *** Sappy changes topic to '#nes = #astrophysics || L@@K U GUYZ DONT TALLK BCUZ IY0x DO ON'T LEIK IT!!!!!11' someone should email mario12390, and see if he's ok. I'm afraid he might have been stranded without chocolate for 36 hours. they should make a $19.95 bill with Ron Popeil's picture on it. In Canada Yougi Bear's little pal is Bouou-Bouou * Sappy turns into the juice man * Sappy has a glass of parsley juice IF FOOD'S COOKED--IT'S DEAD. IT'S LOST IT'S ENZYME STRUCTURE. YOU'RE DYING AND DETERORATING. YOU'RE NOT FEEDING YOUR CELLS. Sappy, get some salad dressing, and joo will be set * Sappy's eybrows grow as big as his afro. www.goverment.gov <-- NOT REGGED that's because you spelt GOVERNMENT wrong 10. what country has the third most satellites in orbit ? Heres a hint: f fecaljapan *** Sappy has joined #nes <-- joke of the day I still long to play that arcade game where you poke a fat plastic butt with a stick dave, you need to hax0r 127.0.0.1 is that another fag website? i wipe my ass with nintendo power me too any issues without nes yeah can't afford toilet paper so you steal np's from the libarary, eh? :D i used issue from like september 2001 and used it as a napkin no, I have sears catalogs for that the ones coverd in jizz in the boys underwear section? :D ^ (|tsr * |tsr) Sappy, anything to the power of infinity is still infinity. * OSG MP3: Sound Effects - Crowd Noise And Applause.mp3 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! They love me :D You're gay. i am not a freak who kills himself...like cobain ()*#@^()@^&(*@^&$)(@#& uh oh GIVE ME OPS -> *chanop* op #nes DamienC *** ChanOP sets mode: +o DamienC *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by DamienC (BAHAHAHAHA) I look and sound like the dude from Green Day. no you don't dave. really? i look and sound like that guy from the beastie boys...you know, the one with the shirt. coming home on my lunch break and fingering my ass is pretty good my pitiful 4gig drive is fuller than Ally McBeal after eating 3 french fries. Damien and his commie cap Pavol - I bet his name is really DamienCommie :D capn needs to act more like a pirate its sort of hard to be like a pirate with no ship no musket no sword and over the internet who is that little boy voice on RT? You. when Erin comes in, we should all be Damien clones :D *** portnoyd is now known as DamienD *** Pavol_36 is now known as DamienB *** Pavol_39 is now known as DamienQ *** Pavol_38 is now known as DamienK *** Sappy is now known as CamienD you guys are fuckers :D Sappy, will you be my valentine. Go sex0r your anus with a broomstick D: k Have you any ky-jelly? I need lubrication, damnit! Otherwise I'l get rectal splinters. OSG : Use Veggy Oil I only have extra virgin olive oil D: It makes my ass all inflamed and itchy thats ok use Shampoo :D D: That burns. I guess I could use pam. Toothpaste! That's cool and soothe those anal cuts. Put spam in a George Forman grill pour the hot grease down your anus My hemrhoids are not bad enough yet. * OSG squirms in his seat * Sappy MP3 DJ OSG - I RIM GUYS.mp3 MP3 DJ OSG - I RIM GUYS.mp3 Ooops D: the hippy drummer muppet is on an illegal intake intake? does edesel ever know what he's talking about? nope. BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *** Sappy sets mode: +b Rhett!*Rhett@64.254.92.16030 *** Rhett was kicked by Sappy (EAT SHIT) Sappy - Only you would know the sexual preference of the entire world. *** Sapx0r sets mode: +b j00-sux0r!*M4D@65.89.205.4453 *** j00-sux0r was kicked by Sapx0r (You're gay.) Right. JD should go back to the ottoman empire where he belongs that turkish piece of shit :D Sappy, you win the OSG award of the day for outstanding random thing said. I'm pretty sure I'm going to buy a C and a C++ book this summer. It's useless for my job, but it's for self happiness and a UNIX guide so I can learn how to run a server UNIX seems difficult * servers is pretty idiotic I'm sure either one of us could teach it to you in a matter of minutes I feel that something like UNIX is just the process of going through each command and using it. Once you go through the shit so many times, you'll memorize it well I have $2,000 to spend and it'll all be on books .... I'm a loser buy a used book, and use the money saved on some sweet, sweet crack. Let's make everyone's name Canadian. ChanOUP, Gazouou, elgouatou64, OuldManJD, Buapou WELL YOUR MOTHER IS SO UGLY PEOPLE FIND HER SEXUALLY UNATTRACTIVE Hah hah hah :D What a zinger! You people make me sick! That's why I'm still here. how much is the monthy fee for AOL now? I used to use it. Until they got sick of my lack of paying :D *** Joins: NeSsUkA hey hello all i just got an nes at a yard sale for a buck what games should i get? FUCK YOU ALL SMB/DH, SMB2, zelda, ice hockey ok *** Quits: NeSsUkA (Exit: http://disflux.net/thisoldnes) apparently he don't like nes lol hmm why did he have his quit message as your site? cause he must have been using my Java chat *** Joins: Rhett you can all go to hell, you flaming backstabbing homoerotic bastards, kiss my ass *** Sappy sets mode: +b Rhett!*Rhett@vw-438.terraworld.net *** Rhett was kicked by Sappy (EAT SHIT) haha hahaah bwa ha ha go screen capture that EAT SHIT ban #1 you flaming backstabbing homoerotic bastards, kiss my ass <--- isn't that sort of a contradiction? he's inviting us to kiss his ass go kill your lungs some more OSG I'm out of smokes D: 7 minutes 7 minutes off your life per cig osg D: smoke weed :D Weed is more harmful. You just tend to smoke less of it if you're going to smoke, it might as well be something that has a purpose, like weed cigarettes are gay cigarettes are gay <----ah, so THAT'S why the British call cigarettes "fags" hahaha jvincion is a moron [00:42] *** Rhett (rhett@XXXXX.terraworld.net) has joined #neschat [00:43] *** jvincion sets mode: +o Lumaga [00:43] *** jvincion sets mode: +o Lumaga [00:43] HELP [00:43] *** portnoyd sets mode: -o+v Lumaga Lumaga Stupid internet. Won't give me prices for airline tickets. I don't want to register to your company check a fucking price Tough shit, fagass *** Joins: `Jin botthole <`Jin> botthole? <`Jin> I OPPOSE GAY SEX <`Jin> You're tho thilly Jin JD HAS GOLDEN GIRLS PORN JD and his granny fetish fag JD HAS JANET RENO PORN I've bought four Color Dreams games in the last four days. you're sick Doug #1 skeeter's little brother was hot ... i want to sleep, but not until i've eaten breakfast and gotten a haircut damien has a mullet :D hahahah no D: i'm not some backwoods redneck, fag hahah rhett SCIDHUV.EXE should that start LSL1 <`Jin> yep i think sierra.com starts lsl1 if i remember right. no sierra.com in this one unless u can send me lsl1 :) <`Jin> sierra.com didnt exist then <`Jin> dumbass .com as in .command hahahah jin feels dumb :D i had the ms. pac man high score at the mall until some old guy beat me he had like 800 quarters and kept beating his own score i was just like "D:" * Capn jumps on his moose and rides into the sunset is mario 12390 still around? we're inside his stomach right now fuck tom what did you say about not wanting to be hit by a womans penis winner? shutup pavol you dirty spaniard I got really drunk a few weeks ago and I woke up without my pants. I couldn't find them all day (I had my wallet and keys in thoes pants too) and I came back to my room and my pants were sitting on the bed, with a note that said "the neighbor dropped these off, you tried to sleep in his roommates bed" _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ GOD I HATE AMERICAN MONEY can i have some? US money is l33t no its not yes it is. commie. :D it has pictures of presidents on it it too hard to get its i'd rather have a picture of MLK Jr or Lewis and Clark on our money that's why people have "jobs," Dave, activities or services they perform to earn said "money." people who really shaped our nation jack ruby quarter #1 I dont have a job, I want money to end up on my door step. USA would be Leet if that happened. *** Sappy sets mode: +m *** Weird-Edsel is now known as DAMN sorry, that was too stupid a comment to go unnoticed. *** DAMN is now known as YOU *** Quits: YOU (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: nickname is not allowed to be used has a past of being used to steal passes))) HAHAHAHAHHAHA Nick Studios these days is probobly nothing more then a shell of its former self they no longer tape shows 90% of theire schedule is animated GO SHOVE A POTATO UP YOUR ASS hello! I am a gifted shaman no, you're just JD gamme just needs to be shot in the face ...repeatedly I'm going to sleep in my bed And wake up in a ditch Later. * Sappy MP3 Pixelated - In the Closet (Unreleased).mp3 * OSG MP3: Sappy - I Hump Boys for Money.mp3 * Sappy MP3 OSG - I LICK POOPY HOMO ASS.mp3 * OSG MP3: Sappy - I Type Up MP3 Names To Make OSG Look Dumb.mp3 *** Quits: OSG (Ping timeout for OSG) *** Joins: OSG *** ChanOP sets mode: +o OSG Ha ha! Loser! D: Guys, I'm about to break loose! *** DamienC sets mode: +o Capn *** ChanOP sets mode: -o Capn eat shit chanop i hope my music gets popular just so I can get reviewed by family.org so I can write a song about how i want them to SUCK MY DICK i've wasted my week off D: off of what school. fag. it could be work ok. fag. Shain, you so cwazy :D OSG smell my finger :D OSG, you dumb faggy poop. I refuse to be a part of this quote D: Kabuki currently has the title of fattest NES Scene fatty :D how fat is he :D hes pretty fat he's one of those fat wwf kiddies you see trying to get laid at the mall i saw a picture he musta been 250+ i was voted most important person ever by a group of specially selected billionaires a group of specially selected GAY billionaires Why dont we get cool cereals anymore? cause the people who make them are ghey because kids suck Kids these days do suck. they'd eat shit if it had a cartoon character on the box. http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/8464/coltpics/coltpics.html - my car if i was a wigger Sappy d3wd get some l33t blackouts for your headlights and tint the muthafucka up allover and cruise!!!!!111 Je ne suis pas un wigger. oh, bubble bobble is the FUCKING GAY ASS SHITTY FAG GAME OF THE MONTH * Bubblun puts fake chrome wheel covers on Sappy's Colt for that one Niki is voted "MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MANWHORE" why do I hang out here? I CANT ANSWER THAT Because your parents and neighbors reject you Nope... NEXT Because you like to oogle Kabuki's ass? NESfan people will flock to see Shakerag's last performance and weep about the loss of their favorite website Free Backstage passes to all boys 13 and under. www.mp3.com/skatterbrain <--- everyone download songs here Yeah, whatever NO CHRISTIAN ROCK ITS NOT anyway... I say it is dave we arent going to download your shitty music I cleaned my NES today We care they only sing about God in FOUR of their songs! Yeah, yeah GOD is goooooooooood they sing about god in NONE of their songs yeah, yeah, God is GREEEEEEEEAAAAAAT you know...if you give me resons why you hate my stuff...maybe I wouldnt whine so much here other than "your gay" or "Cause you like it" hahaha that belongs on sappy's quote page It's because you're gay and you have centipedes in your vagina! How do I get songs from Mp3.com onto my hardrive? uh you click download, dave it opens on real player and it doesnt get on my hardrive just opens and plays I HATE THAT I WANT THE FUCKING SONG IN MY DOCUMENTS OR SOMETHING then right click and pick save link that doesnt work either saves it as a .xpl whatever the fuck that is so get something to open a fucking xpl you can only download the ones that have a Download Now link. SHIT D: HAW HAW, DAVE AM SUCK *sigh* I'm a fucking tired person and I still have homework to do im on the tom diet what the fuck is "stream this song" hahaha WELL?? what does "Sream this song" mean it *gasp* streams that song. ROFL... Dave you are a Dickfor ANSWER MY QUESTION AND SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH 100% Born and Bred, Dickfor Dickfor? YES, A DICKFOR W-T-F!@# *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by Sqwirl (i hate you demanding) *** Weird-Edsel (maniacman2@vw-6870.uu.net) has joined #nes streams? streams? it plays while you download happy now? jesus fuckin christ YES you big stupid dickfor I WANT TO GET THIS SONG IN "MY DOCUMENTS" HOW *** Sqwirl sets mode: +b *!*@vw-6870.uu.net *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by Sqwirl (im so sick of you right now) *** Kabuki sets mode: -b *!*@vw-6870.uu.net I want him to ask me "what's a dickfor" cos I know he will *** Weird-Edsel (maniacman2@vw-6870.uu.net) has joined #nes har har, what a dickfor I will explain this slow now... <`Jin> we dont wanna hear it <`Jin> howabout that dave I am wit jin You start this shit I...Want...to...get...this...song...on...my...hardrive. How...do...I...Do...this...if...Real player... always...opens...and plays it instantly? dickfor dickfor dickfor dickfor dickfor *** Kabuki sets mode: +m uninstall that gay fucking real player or just make winamp the default for mp3 *** Sqwirl sets mode: -m yes, you supreme Dick4 I HATE REAL PLAYER All Dick4's do explain what a dick4 is it means you have 4 dicks *** Quits: Lumaga (Exit: I'm Bob Dole!) haha colo"u"rful Sappy: colo rful Lousy redcoats! We'll show them and take away all the u's Dammit i dropped my spoon in my huge bowl of lucky charms lol i would have figured you for a trix fan BECAUSE HE'S SO FRUITY yes that cereal is for gays im suprised they aret throwin stubbies they found in their basements wtf... what the hell are stubbies?! Stubbies? Do you mean midgets? beerbottles with no necks the OLD ones that doug and bob drank out of Ah, yes beerbottles with no necks = beer cans crazy canadians *** Now talking in #nes *** Topic is 'Jackal is PaNESian's GOTM. get crackin you lazy asses| Midnight on the 28th is the DEADLINE... and im not bullshitting | *** Spreck (Spreck@vw-25475.uplink.net) Quit (Exit: This is gay)' *** Set by DamienC on Fri Apr 20 22:33:42 *** ChanOP sets mode: +o Sappy <`Jin> hey homo TOM ME AM WANT DOWNLOADX0RS CAPINN VIDEOZ PLZ KTHX U FAG DISFUXL 404 URGAY D: I want to rape that girl who emailed you dude, you'd rape me if given the chance and i don't have a vagina HEY HEY HO HO THE WHITE MAN HAS GOT TO GO Question: you're calling the people in #starmen racists? (I'm just double-checking my facts here) No, I am not. No, I am not. *** ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*ASIA@*.umn.edu *** rmsharpe was kicked by ChanOP ((Sqwirl) You are banned) JD, you ever find that doogie howser pr0n you were looking for? all 500 megs fuck off pig * Fires gun repeatedly at cop's face winner D: you forgot to link the new power team episode on the power team page. fix it when you're done masturbating and ignoring me. Session Close: Wed Apr 04 17:20:33 2001 Session Start: Thu Apr 05 22:48:20 2001 *** Now talking in #nes *** Topic is 'MWA HA HA. ME AM POOPSEX0R | I am done masturbating and have fixed the page for you, Sappy.' OSG, drive to my place so we can get drunk and play hungry hungry hippos Sappy, okay. Hey, wait. Is this a ploy to get me drunk and naked? *** ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*Zambonie@*.popsite.net *** `Frieza was kicked by ChanOP ((WangChungFuManC) EAT SHIT) It's a Canadian thing. You know, companies do nice stuff if you use them. You wouldn't understand. * OSG giggles like a bitch why do you canucks add U's end reverse r's and e's centre = "sentray" colour = "coo-loor" Aboubou if JD doesnt suppor the journal why is he hosting the site Because he's a webspace whore. nakoo that was in last months issue Hey...I'm sorry. I didn't get it last month for some odd reason. Did you eat too many ho-hos and go into a diabetic coma? acutally, it's not a country thing. about half the people i know say burnt. ah preference, i guess. and meanwhile the rest of #nes wonders why the fuck we're talking about this no I think they're jacking off osg.disflux.net, Mr. Neilsen, one of OSG's zany Hindu sidekicks. OSG isn't not gay. Why thank you. I enjoy not not being gay. *** Quits: Weird-Edsel (Exit: BICTH) ix nay on the anboobs may :D quote yourself, bitch A good all around guitar WHATS THE BEST FOR YOU THEN that could be anything, you have to be more specific AUGH a strat with a humbucker is a "good all-around guitar" a humwhater? humbucker...I think i have one of those on my guitar but i am not sure what that is :D pavol: a certain type of guitar pickup dave you're telling me you've been playing 4 years and you don't know what a humbucker is yes * DamienC inserts pistol in mouth gwaha Go play some Christian rock gwahaha Uh, guys. JD found something downright frightening downright frightening You know chocolate mario12390? Yes. the rotund one? he has a web page http://www.expage.com/neslover remember, he is 12 years old "old skool guys meet" and a cat. woo!!@# Yes, I saw that, sadly. apparently when he is not eating butterfingers and pumpkin pies, he works hard on adding clipart to his site _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ How many times can we say "rollin'" without sucking? 0 One day, I will conquer the Sappyhorn. P.S. I'm gay * OSG pretends not to hear the bullies I thought Rick Moranis was the reason you didn't watch any movie starring him. NEscity has an official NES merchandise store! OH GOD YOU FAG Go away *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by Sappy (EAT SHIT) *** Joins: Weird-Edsel * Weird-Edsel love cafepress.com, even though no one will buy from him OFFICIAL EH? *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by Sappy (EAT SHIT) *** Joins: Weird-Edsel Dude keep it up sap * Sappy sells counterfeit nescity t-shirts What's up everyone, except Sappy? one kid was this redneck assfuck who thought he was cool cause he hunts with a bow and arrow and wins duck call competitions Rhett? haha close enough if i want a movie, why should i give the company $20, when i can get it for free BECAUSE THE COMPANY SPENT 20 MILLION MAKING IT YOU FUCKER I wanna see someone besides white trash win a lottery MY DAD USED TO LOOK AT BONDAGE PORN THEN HE GOT ARRESTED lol @ christian web hosting chrisitan webhosting? WTF? sounds lik e fun Hmm.. maybe they'll host NES, Fucker hahaha :D that would be l33t NES, Fucker #1 hehehe God, Rand and Rhett are FAGGOTS i know jesus is down with my shit I wonder how many racoons Rhett skins for their pelts in his backwoods cabin per day While powering his shack with a broken down genrerator because he won't pay the government for electricity because the democrats in congress are conspiring against him wanna see a 16 yr old w/ big tits? buapo? ahahah Hah hah hah ROFLMAO :D * OSG high-five Sappy damn mexican titties Hahaha how do you guys do this crap to mirc? You have to get mIRC drunk first then you sex0r its anus with a whiskey bottle its weird, the nesfanners seem to be 20-30 year olds and 10-13 year olds HMMMM NAMBLA YES <`Jin> DID YOU KNOW GAY HOMOS LIKE TO POUR THEIR ASS CUM ON TOASTER PASTRIES AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO ICING news to me yeah, that's what the pillsbury dough boy does That's why Pillsbury Toaster Strudels tastes bad I suppose |tsrag #1 pubic hair sucks pubic hair r00ls tato: not in your food Uhh Pubic hair isn't made for food that wacky fag from #rgvc with the atari headgear of doom now owns videogames.org Uhm. What is videogames.org? I don't feel like looking. A gay porn website. I'M THERE I mean, uh That's gross. Penis was not meant to enter butt at least you don't have to worry about nagging bitches for managers threatening to fire your ass for not being as fast as other people just say you'll have the ACLU on their ass for harassing a disabled worker. Now... Changing subject Who likes Um... Stuff? Stuff rocks *** Sappy sets mode: +m I could name my son John-Boy-Alex-Guy-Person JR no you'll never have kids no women would fuck you unless you rape them and impregnate them and in that case it's illegal punishable by prison time therefore dooming nes city unless you have internet access in jail but if you worked on nes city in jail you'd get assraped by other prisoners and some guards for being such a homobutt I never told you guys this but I am actually Patrick Swayze * OSG suddenly has the urge to kill DS when my parents kick my brother's slacker ass out of the house, I'm turning his room into a studio A dance studio? OSG: YES * OSG busts a move * OSG throws his back out well, no, I lied I'm gonna soundproof the walls and put several locks on the door and it will be my 4-track STUDIO OF DEATH "I'd like to give a big WAS OOP to the #nes kiddies" NERD!@# POO HAMMER sappy get ready to shit your pants tom, there's already day-old shit in my pants. from here, it can only pile up. hahahah * Sappy MP3 Nirvana - Breed.mp3 * Bubblun plants a house * Bubblun builds a tree * Sappy tells Bubblun to shut the fuck up Tom..drugz is bad. Pizza is no better for you though. Bad? Whatever Doug Funny just heard about that dale earnheart guy yeah, we are laughing at his hick ass hehe, Damien C has 1 copy of SMB. REminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate factory, where his class is shocked that he only opened 1 Wonka Bar, hehe I cannot comprehend the sheer greatness of NES City! It's so fucking deep! Shut the hell up you whiny faggot well what would make it better? the delete button? nescrophilia has content Something you can't grasp shithead pro Gaming Tip: Don't let David Mollett use your second controller, he is likely to be dripping with dog semen Could not find lubrication.dll NESfan = gateway drug pooh fucks piglet up the ass arr im going to speak in pidgin internet english for the rest of the night to see how people react heheh kthx sap whats up w/ u nuttin much tom. r u hungry n e 1? ":-)" lol "rofl" hiya tom, ur kewl thx sap i <3 u :-) pie fight!!!!!!1111111 ---=== [} tom U R hit!!11 lololol o no1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :-( spapy u fag y did you hit me w/ a pie b cuz u r gay u faggit!!11 fkc u fagit ill f*** u up suck dik kthx yah ok u fagit. i will kill u fag. y are u suck a dikc!!! * OldManTOM uses 1000000 nukelear bomb and blows sap 2 f(&#^(#$ hell fukk u!!1 i will a0l porfile pun+ u!!1111 i hav mad hakcing progz!!@# fukk u to i got punterz do u got ne ISO mi brutha is a haker he will nuuke u!!!11 fukkyou both, i got mad progz and i will makez you die!!!!1!111! i gots ice bombnerz 3 punterz watch out i hack 2 good u cant stand my leet nuuke skillz lololol u r a fag i m gunna fuck u up fucku!!1 1 runn unxi on my pC and 1 cant be pr0file hakked fagit!@#!@!! u dumbb windoze kidz lololol wut are you run3nign faggit windoze 2.1 kthxl olol!@#!! hahahshutthe fudck up i can nedwk bothz of you and i will 2 if you make me mad enuioug whut iz linux? windoze ownz linux it iz windoze 4.9 you fagit bicht!!!!1 1 am leeet b cuz i runn linxu!!!1 u kant hacck me fagit!! OH YAH, WELL I WILL HAX J00 SO HARD your momma will rfeel; it!!@ fuk u guyz eat my shit1111!!\ I FUK U SO HARD UR GRANKIDS WALK BOWLEGED fuk u!! hez suck a fagit fuyckin faggz i havert gays hoo haz a0L sekrets n progz for hakkin ?????????!??!!!!!?!?!?!? doo you ffagaz hav n e ??????? a0l suxx!#%%@!!!!!!!!@!!!!@!' j00 r gay fuk U !!! aOL is fukin leeet fagit!!!11 suuuck on mah tittieez1!!!! FUK U i will suk! FUK UF UK U FUCK U FUK FUK UFCK FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUU hay hoo her liks insink!!!11 they r soooooo cute kthx ooohm me!!!!!!1111 oldtom u r a total kutie!!!!1 :-P FUK U IM BAD AS oltom iz sexyman!!!1 kthx i am a 17/f i want2 have lesbian sexxxx type 1234 if you want to fuckkkkk agee sex lokashin check thx if u like chybersexx press 6969 now!!111 lolol rofl :-) 69696996969696966969 asl wanna fuckk??!?!?!?!??! if ne1 haz aOL porfile putner proggiz plz email them too cutegirlnsync0234732498347324329872394012374213kthx234234234234324597521@aol.com lol kthx :-) loll i am a hackkeer bcuz i kan doo whoises lol me am leet kthx :) fuuk u oldtomm u faggit hore <`Jin> ONCE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND A NASTY GRANDMA HAD LEFT A USED DEPENDS ON THE COUNTER AND I THREW UP *** DamienC changes topic to ' i kick ass' *** Sappy changes topic to ' i lick ass' * Sappy flees to Kyrgyzstan * Bubblun visits you there after dropping off Rand in Vladivostok * Trant lives in Azerbaijan * Sappy goes to Tajikistan * Mario12390 goes to CriscoLand a loser is aWinnerIsYou Sappy, it's been a slice. But I have to go. D: I will see you And Damien D; i will commit suicide later (I didn't forget you, champ) if you leave :D suicide no one loves me Cool :D i will commit suicide if you leave yay sappy is gonna die and the channel will be mine * OSG huggies Winner I wuv oo :D * Sappy kills Damien first * Sappy kills self * DamienC blocks sappy with l33tn3ss. Later- *** Quits: OSG (Exit: I totally loogied on that good dead me! --Evil Robot Bill) I AM DEFENSELESS AGAINST YOUR FORCES OF L33TN33S. THEY ARE TOO STRONG. Wait, I'm dead. yes! god, I think I am gonna kill myself if I make one more tyo... *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by OSG (So I can look cool in front of the guys: ABOBO SMASH) I'll give someone a free nes game if they can tell me what the capital of Mongolia is off the top of there head ulan bator ulan bator me #1 Fuck <`Jin> sappy #1 give me the damn game you fucker Do you want your Major League Baseball? @!#$@!#$!@#$!@#$ No ban Buapo. That. OK OSG Good kid he is. Not evil like Satan. That is me. *** Sappy is now known as Satan Damn Satan! He thinks he owns the road! No, I only own you. *** Satan is now known as Sappy Well, if that is true, you can give me all sorts of cool shit, right? I could give you herpes which I got from OSG who got it from Rand who got it from his dog who got it from his dad who got it from his mailman. Rands dad fucked a mailman? That is twisted OSG = Oval Shaped Goose? OSG = Overweight Stupid Goober Sappy = Stupid ass...ppy Buapo = Big Unintelligent Asshole who Poops Ovals Sappy = Skanky ass...ppy. you must come up with something for the ppy. Stinky Ass poopety poop yarblat Sappy = Sexual Ability Probably Poor, Yeah. OSG = ONE SEXY GUY OSG= One Skanky Goose OSG, that is genius. :D Thank you. I think. Bitch. po!!!!!!!1111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 http://members.home.net/hcappello/nesfucker/mainstr.html <-- you can't tell me that this isn't an exquisite piece of literature HOLY SHIT I READ THAT DAMIEN! TOO BAD I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT! [21:59] NESESCITY IS EVIL [21:59] SO IS paNESian PRESS BWHAHAHA C:\> DOS, PLEASE HAX0R #NES. KTHX. Pyramids of Ra...more rare than Bubble bath babes Dave making sense...more rare than OSG showering. * OSG pisses on the Sappy OSG, do not soak me in urine. Whore. Sorry D: Dave, do you think I'm Machiavellian? who the hell is that? ok first order of business ph33r our l33tn3ss. I think we've already taken care of that. second. 1942 kicks ass. ph33r it or die Is this a Nintendo room? No. #NES = Natural Ear Sciences ;p; ;p; p; p; p[; p[; p[lkmjlhnhjn lkudhlkuse? osdfuhose. IUQifuwi! :D osdfgjhodijhdf. srtedthrfg. sadqwrdfwesf!@#$!@$# iuteproinj?! kuerghkehgiku! :D :D asdflikfjsigoshauef;g :D :D kahahamalkauriloa! ghdsiughsdiuhgdiuh :P klsjfslkdfjaklj...213asddvfxh...dsf. kthx asdalkfjsdkljfslkdfjskdf :> ihbibiugidg... oidhofdi D:< fauactk ;lgkdl;gk';l'fks;l'fka;skjdsajldsalfka!!!!!!! LOL!@#$%#*KWRGUIRGHU EDFSJKGSDFGSDLF! ur kewl kthx!!!!1111 :-) EDFSJKGSDFGSDLF! EDFSJKGSDFGSDLF! fiuehieuh!!! WEFSDIFJ :D :D :D BORT lol this is so fuckin stupid :D WE SUCK :D PUT THIS IN QUOTES SAPPY VIVA really shitty update to tnca as usual? lol yep D: that just took the fun out of it Oh, OK. FUCK YOU BITCH *** Sappy sets mode: +b JustinX!*pimpdaddy@vw-18587.superaje.com *** JustinX was kicked by Sappy (ABOBO SMASHBAN) cut my life in-to pie-ces, I like to eat hard cock I bet the first thing gamme learned in school is to count to 6 on one hand I can't find my real digital camera. Uh, you have a problem, Nakoo. Meh. Only $700. And by the way, Sappy...my digital camera supposedly cost under $100. Which explains its shittiness. Maybe if my digital camera had a FLASH, it wouldn't be so bad. Just hold up 2 cameras--a regular one with a flash and no film, your digital one, and press both buttons at once. Hey Sappy, the problem with that is I can't find my regular camera. did you look under your manboobs? Why does anyone like Dragon Warrior 1? It blows hard yes it does "Joy! I've beaten 28000 slimes, and now I have saved up enough for a pack of gum" DAMIEN 666 joankhamun = mike tyson? yes Jo= Don Flamenco hrm, what decent actors can do good russian accents? "Rhett my love I dance so sweet for you!" I've been with NESfan ever since Jo invited me for a 4-way with him, randx, and belle. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ RandX's Greatest NES Achievement: Impregnating Belle. Wait..NES Achievement... Impregnating Belle while playing duck hunt. If my only claim to fame was singing a fucking Pac-Man song i'd kill myself. Those homos. You keniving fuck fuck. Is the extra fuck for the MP3? Mus you always mock me? Yes. The second fuck was pure bitter hatred balled up into one four letter word. No, wait, that would be "Golf." * Sappy MP3 Sappy - I WAS SODOMIZED BY A HAIRY CANADIAN GUITAR PLAYER.mp3 HEY! I'm not that hairy. *** Joins: Weird-Edsel Mario is very good, hip hip hooray! were is JustinX? new review http://4.34.145.92/nesfucker/ng.html he is invisible today. hi justin! ... -ChanOP- Ban *!*@*.uu.com removed on #nes -ChanOP- Finished parsing banlist for #nes *** ChanOP sets mode: -b *!*@*.uu.com ... lol justin, got that news goodnies 2 mod ready to go? l...ol? kickass. dcc it me too, justin dave, set +i for invisibility in chat rooms thanks :D His little website hosting this IS NOT UNLIMITED! lol justin eh...what? omg lol yeah dave, you need unlimited space that comic was so funny I do... your site could fit on a 425k floppy four copies My 5mb of NEScity would not even load in 5mb sapp rofl justin sappy* NES fucker is around 400k, and it is 2957629 times l33t3r than your site, figure that one out 5mb? thats probably including the trailer. 5 megabytes tnt is only 4mb tnt? the explosive the nes triforce I guess I may have added wrong dave is not hip http://4.34.145.92/nesfucker/ng.html http://4.34.145.92/nesfucker/ng.html http://4.34.145.92/nesfucker/ng.html http://4.34.145.92/nesfucker/ng.html added? mwahaha you add your files? wrong? ? ..hold on here be right back back? k, 5kb + 7kb - 2kb...waiiiit a minute... + 2kb + 5kb = 4mb! tubular, the site is bulky! tnca is like 12mb holy fuck nester is on icq holy fuck holy fuck no way is nes shitty 5mb er, city what is it then like 100k tops I cant find out...really... how can I find out? highlight all your files and hit delte delete as well that will determine the size * Weird-Edsel concludes: Sappy = ass Dave, you're the real ass if you can't find out how big your site it. Woman. lol you people dont know what an ass is ass = sappy sappy = ass bwhahahaha! * Sappy watches the tears streaming down dave's face ***Plastic's Make it Possible!*** S'o do metal's! S'o eh? Hey i got a big questions does anyone know if its posible to put roms from ur comp. onto old rom chips ***AOL: Just plug it in, and youre set to go!*** <--- MY ASS thats easily possible. LOL dave can't figure out aol *** Joins: JustinX how? no, you need a special machine where can u get one well, you need several hundred dollars first and lots of skill and some special programs well i have a friend whos an engineer and we were going make some games AH! NEScity is: 3.61 MB I loged in at the 250x.com site :D * Weird-Edsel is smart *** Joins: BkdTatrHrt Anyone here played American McGee's Alice? AH! NEScity is: 3.61 MB lol * BkdTatrHrt is addicted to it ok dave ok have 10 pictures and 20 html files how is that 3.61mb Sappy, he has a bunch of TNCA files on his webspace... it is... lol he's slowly building his own TNCA on his website ...? haha and soon he will launch The Nintendo Classics Archive CITY lol! !@# Bkd, have you ever thought about joining AA? Dave, i'm high on LOVE hey dave, have you ever thought about smoking a cock ROFL The Nintendo Classics Archive CITY High? yes alcohol is a drug AA = alcoholics WOMAN BITCH lol dave figured out bold * aWinnerIsYou is making quite possibly the best POTH drawing ever. * Sappy gives Dave a gold star YAY I can figure out how to nuke your damn site too... omg lol LMAO That's horrible "NUKE IT" dave you are so fucking stupid He's gonna drop a bomb on your site! DAVE NUKE MY SITE WITH AOL I am lost for words You really want me to? DO IT really... NUKE is for crashing computers and the like... HACK MY SITE not deleting web pages you DIKE DO IT *** Quits: GameAxer (Exit: ) lol I can't even insult you because I am blinded by your sheer stupidity hahahaa I AM BEGGING YOU TO HACK MY SITE this is rich ok... go look sappy >:D lol. OH OK fag *** DamienC changes topic to 'So horny, get no sleep | [15:02] I quit the query box in the middle of that chat...I didnt know you were gonna make an ass of yourself.. HAHAH DAVE IS AN IDIOT ROFL | I can figure out how to nuke your damn site too...' I turned it into a shit pile you can't nuke a site after nuclear war, tnca still stands so you uploaded nes city to my space? YOU TURNED IT INTO NES CITY? YOU BASTARD!!! so like dave, what changed? ? * Sappy GOD BLESS LOGS I turned it into a shit pile dave, what happened? YOU TURNED IT INTO NES CITY? shit? I thought sappy did a great job in turning it into shit...he did it for me, and never knew it Read once in a while. LOL No hahaha You did it for yourself DAVE, WHAT HAPPENED TO TNCA if TNCA was shit, you would have done it yourself by copying it NOTHING, ITS ALREADY SHIT It doesn't smell like shit to me I hate TNCA...why would I do that/ It smells like grapes ? lol nice omg! how clever dave. so nuking is ineffective? haha dave you are funny haw lol laff linque, have a hart for the english language: "OH MY GOD" rather than "OMG" hart? LMAO HART! k. * BkdTatrHrt falls over laughing H-A-R-T yes linque, half uh hart D: fuck * Linque is stupid D: * Sappy ROTFLWDDDTUMAAENOTOWHIS lol. * Weird-Edsel change subject: Do you think Linque and Sappy get it on at night? LAFF you did not change the subject Edsel is funnier than Dave Coulier answer: YES we're too busy bashing your sheer ignorance sappy right :D let me get the viagra, honey. *** linque smoke viagra ... ... That was just asinine yeah...i smoke viagra raw @#!$ you REBEL *** Sappy sets mode: +vvv BkdTatrHrt JustinX Killa_Coffey ITS YOUR FAULT WEED IS ILLEGAL LINQUE rebels blow heheh * Linque rebel without a pause Sappy, were is the NES content located on TNCA? public enemy #1 I see none i'm not even going to fucking reply to that hmm ON THE ENTIRE SITE YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG i'll just laugh my fucking ass off at DAVE'S FUCKING IGNORANCE 50,000 has been reached * Sappy composes himself so he'll be ready to laugh at dave's next attempt at an insult Dave... you may want to go BEYOND the main page before stated the lack on NES content You do this by "clicking" the "mouse" nes city is bursting at the seems with content my browser doesn't support links D: lol "lok at the tybo's nitendo' made!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111" LMAO tybo DONT USE MY TYBO! * Linque billy blanks TYBO IS MY TRADE-MARK no it's your fucking idiocy tybo? no, gay ass motherfucking cockeater is your trademark viva damien :D :D i never said that... and you never "trade-marked" "tybo" COCK fuck you sappy, you gay ass motherfucking cockeater We Never Made it: first link...TNCA >:D that is not the first link the first link goes to index2.htm in my world it it it it! LOL TYBO HAHAH dave, i will rock your world Linque...that was gay i can't wait for dave's attempt at an insult in his quit message :D "sapy sucks!!!!!!!1111111 he is a cherleder~!!!!!!!!!1111111" Dave has quit: (gay ass motherfucking cockeater) *** Quits: Weird-Edsel (Exit: Sappy...HAHAHAHA oh sorry, I cant HAHAHAHAA oh man....HAHAHAHAHA...damn thats funn.. HAHAHAHAHAHA dear god...Ahhhh...) uh. yeah... what the fuck was that about? that was gay Killa_Coffey is now anti-Dave! entenmann's chocolate cake #1 * Sappy QUOTES :D :D :D :D :D I better be in there jjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkxxxxx,,,,,,,,,,bbbbbvvvvvvvvvxxxzzzzzzzaaaasssseeegnnm,,,,,, I kinda started it :| lol dave nuked 127.0.0.1 WHAT A GENIOUS :D ill never been in quotes ever jin: LOL :D .i tried nuking gai-den and you can't nuke a site what a faggot he is BUT IT WAS TOO SLOW :D you can only nuke the sites server which in turn is your computer :D no, i host my files on the other comp C:\> DOS, PLEASE NUKE TNCA FOR ME. THANKS. HAHAAH lol C:\> FORMAT A: oh yeah... Jin: :D :D Jin: :D :D dr. dave dos C:\> COPY Sperm C:\ dave formatted his dick <`Jin> <`Jin> Thou shalt not commit adultry <`Jin> thats not sex you fucking moron <`Jin> LOL Dave whats your URL again? manhole.com www.manhole.com I HATE TYBO's! typos* you are such a thorn in my side Dave FUCKING CUTEFTP * OSG bites into cuteFTP's penis and tears it off with his teeth * OSG spits the decapitated penis nubbin at Dave <`Jin> Charlton heston is rhett's idol, A RETARTED NRA CHRISTIAN <`Jin> I HAVE A RARE BROWN SMB CART, I PULLED IT OUT MY ASS WHO HERE HAS PLAYED ANY OF THE CATACOMB GAMES: CATACOMB ABYSS OR ANY OF THOSE Not me, but i shoved a red hot poker up my ass once. * Sappy waits for OSG's inevitable humorous comeback Sorry, Sappy. I'm dry today D: fucker http://nerdoftheweek.tinypenis.com/nerds/2000/117.jpg nice teeth fag yea, just got through eating some poop it looks like shteatrfrk! he looks like a shit eating monkey with glasses mmm gimme more of that anklespaning porksword master BOWWOWOWOWWOW BOWWW limp bizkit is a joke a bunch of wiggers saying "fuck" every other word what faggots yay wait, wiggers aren't cool * AntiFelix rethinks the meaning of life *** Sappy changes topic to ' shut up, sexy penis boy' the topic would indicate to an outsider that this is a gay sex channel wait, this isn't a gay sex channel? *** Parts: AntiFelix :D lol JoAnkhamun's idea of fun is a lightswitch and the vilage people music blaring lol BLINK BLINK in the navy BLINK In order to gain access to this account, you must contact the owner of this account, through the page which sent you here. Boardhost cannot provide you with access to this account, and cannot provide you with information on how to contact the owner of this account. WTF!?!?!?! <[Linque]> :D JUST READ, DAMN YOU. in other words <[Linque]> In other words? lol <[Linque]> What does that cryptic message mean anyway? It means that Edsel's fucked. Yay you must go on a quest and find the EMAIL of the board creator Oh boy. no I know I am banned... It means "Buy The Emporers New Groove..the VIDEO GAME!" blargh OKAY! Disney really fucked up on that one. My gawd.. <[Linque]> LOL. <[Linque]> The Emperor's New Groove = WHAT? <[Linque]> What kid's classic is this? I WILL PLAY IT WITH MY FRUIT PIE! THANKS SEANBABY! <[Linque]> Some Bangladeshi tale of love and freedom with animals? <[Linque]> Dave is a fruit pie. running llamas that talk = #1 Linque: Yes, we free animals then we fuck them. <[Linque]> Dave, you probably don't know what Seanbaby means anyway. ... The commercials for that movie are like..EMPEROR...DANCING...POOF! LLAMA! FER NO REASON! The End. it means? <[Linque]> [21:48] what? WE FUCK ANIMALS <[Linque]> [21:48] or WE FUCK LIKE ANIMALS <[Linque]> Hey look! Mega Man with a mohawk! Haw haw! Seanbaby is funny. I'll tell everyone in ##junkyard. I thought it was his name...then he added baby No, his name is baby, but he added in Sean. lol The Emporers New Groove....YAY <[Linque]> lol wait, would that be the ultimate homophobic act? cutting off YOUR OWN DICK? CLOWNPENISFART PENISPENISBUTTBUTT Who says we never have intelligent conversations? DALnet is the shit Yes. Well... Take away "the." * Sappy requests OSG say something funny, damnit. Sorry, Sappy. I can't be funny on command. You must bide your time, grasshopper Then I guess I have to make fun of you then. Fine. slut i'd kickban nakoo if my foot didn't get stuck in his fat *** Quits: [Linque] (astro.ga.us.dal.net typhoon.ma.us.dal.net) *** Quits: aWinnerIsYou (astro.ga.us.dal.net typhoon.ma.us.dal.net) *** Quits: shain`` (astro.ga.us.dal.net typhoon.ma.us.dal.net) *** Quits: sheik482 (astro.ga.us.dal.net typhoon.ma.us.dal.net) *** Quits: Kabuki (astro.ga.us.dal.net typhoon.ma.us.dal.net) *** Quits: DamienC (astro.ga.us.dal.net typhoon.ma.us.dal.net) fuck! oops, my bad * AntiFelix moves his finger away from the "fuck up ##junkyard" key <`Jin> TSR... THE ONLY STUCTURE YOU CAN SEE FROM URANUS.... OH WAIT IM JUST LOOKIN IN HIS ANUS D: <`Jin> Hmmm... santa has a beard and a big red nose... MY DICK MUST BE SANTA <`Jin> That explains all those little white presents he left for me in bed fuck fuck fuck my cat just shit in my bed that little fucker tom, fuck hahhhaahahahaha HAW!!! fuck fuck fuck D: shit on your bed ahhahaaha cat shitter D: I threw my dog in a box and I threw the box off my porch funny shit :D rebel! hey guys i just had a great orgasmic visit to manboobs.com I use the Ballsy(r) Supercock(tm) every day! Thanks, Greg! *** Sappy changes topic to ' J'ADORE LE POOPSEX. C'EST TRES CHAUD. | J'ADORE LE SEX DU DERRIERE AVEC MON CHIEN. IL EST TRES SERRE.' Dave, I sees the king of queens and the jack of cups. Dis mean you have a man in your life. Dis man be trubble because he has a lady friend too. Da queen of Bitches say she will come between you and RandX *** Joins: Weird-Edsel *** ChanServ sets mode: +b Weird-Edsel!*@*.aol.com *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by ChanServ (User has been banned from the channel) *** Sappy sets mode: -b Weird-Edsel!*@*.aol.com *** Joins: Weird-Edsel *** ChanServ sets mode: +b Weird-Edsel!*@*.aol.com *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by ChanServ (User has been banned from the channel) *** Sappy sets mode: -b Weird-Edsel!*@*.aol.com *** Joins: Weird-Edsel *** ChanServ sets mode: +b Weird-Edsel!*@*.aol.com *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by ChanServ (User has been banned from the channel) hahah! this could go on forever a loser is dave LOL Why am I Banned in the chat? because they cannot handle your style <[Linque]> "Rhett and Rand: Gold Medal Winners in the Assriding Competition" RandX, i see the king of queers and the prince of cups. this means you are having sexual relations with another man. His name is Rhett, isnt it? <[Linque]> king of queers lol Hello, Slappy Happy Gwhahah. How are you? Good? Good. That's nice to hear. I'm glad we've had this little chat. Now I feal at ease. Especially the part about smoking cigarettes. That's evil. Shut up OSG! Who are you? I am your brain being bored. Stupid brain * OSG stabs his brain with a fork Wait a second. Pavol: say 1234 as soon as you see this. MMM ASS SEX You know, Linque...you're the only one that makes those fat jokes these days. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ATE EVERYONE ELSE WHO MADE THOSE JOKES! Heya Sappy Hello you bastardous Canadian fuck. Sappy. you bitch What's up? :D bwhahaha Sticking up for your fellow Canadian countryman, I see. You mean Pavol? Yes, Pavol. Canada sucks :D Bend over a second, Rhett I think your shoe is untied. no hmm I'll play along Sappy, BC is almost like a different country than Ontario. * Rhett_L bends over and farts in OSG's face :D * OSG assjams Rhett for being impertinant what'sa going on Rhett's being a yank. ;D Yes, I concur with OSG. Yank. Haw. Or something. Ontario is a different country from BC. :> hmm RHETT'S A YANKEE MOTHERFUCKER If anyone makes fun of you Just pull a knife on them and cut off their ear lol OSG=studious loser now D: What a fag. he went to bed like 30 minutes ago How am I supposed to fill a quotes page when he's jacking off to the Russian Revoution? jesus college isn't THAT hard, even in 3rd world country Canada ROFL THIRD WORLD yes! consarnit AOL! now I can't even close it ROFL. I fucking hate AOL. Shitty service, shitty content, shitty ads, shitty monopolies, and shitty motherfucking people. oooh look, when i restarted it, I got MORE SPAM!!!!!! happy day for me!! uh ok tom now what :D :D now you help me get AOPs so i can take over the channel UHH I MEAN <[Linque]> Where the hell is that fuckface Xono? <[Linque]> He is our obese plumber Netscape fixer person. <[Linque]> D: Probably getting golden showers at a gay bar in Detroit. l33t hax0r t41k t1m3 hehe...i'll write my lab report like that "In this lab we spex0red the samples and recorded the rate of ph0tx0rsynthesis" I JUST SAW- THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH! I JUST SAW- THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH! Oh, no, wait, it was just OSG. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Good day, Sappy. Hi. damnit osg cut the proper etiquitte crap! Okay, Nemo. How's this? Fucking hi, Sappy. * Sappy smells a cheap hooker, so he glances at OSG. Uh-- two fitty, sucky sucky? no D: YOU CHEAP HOOKER D: I MAY ONLY BE SERVED BY FIRST CLASS ROYAL BRITISH HOOKERS Ew. They have crabs, yanno. Not me-- I only have genital herpes. VD #1 [Linque] get a hat or a mask [Linque] http://www.atarihq.com/rgvc/profile/pics/merchess.jpg i ph33r that atari headgear of doom Sappy, update your quotes page. I have an urge for sweet sweet shitty quotes. Netsplits are gayer than OSG. D: I'm not that gay. Baby. Now, come 'ere for some hot bumsex My flamingness licks your asscrack, hetero boy! The only part that was hard in Shadowgate was where you had to drop all your shit to cross the bridge. I couldn't figure out how to drop it. you didnt have to drop it you speared that fucker in the eye UH OH THE OSG HAVE STARTED TO MOVE Sappy, I feel asleep... <[Linque]> UH THE DAVE HAVE STARTED TO MOVE <[Linque]> INTO GAMME For years, Dave has been playing Shadowgate... ...wishing... ...wishing there was a "Feel" command... ...so just once, he could FEEL SELF Anyone have any game genie codes for Color-A-Dinosaur? okay...I came to say I am not lame anymore... but you still are, that's the problem * Weird-Edsel is logging everyword everyone says for the log can be used against them in court of law.... * Weird-Edsel <--- wont do that unless needed <[Linque]> Sappy <[Linque]> that goes in your quotes <[Linque]> now <[Linque]> lol <[Linque]> :D :D rofl you fuckin' moron dave Seanbaby is teaching me how to make fun of the bad parts of the nes..and make everone laugh... <[Linque]> uh <[Linque]> ... ... <[Linque]> dave you are lame yes....I .....know not to mention a flaming faggot <[Linque]> i am speechless <[Linque]> :D Dave, you can't be taught that. You need to inherit sarcasm. flaming fag? yes <[Linque]> dave is a young grasshopper it means you like to stick your penis in your father's asshole all 3 inches <`Jin> i can be funny <[Linque]> :D stuff <-- Sappy coding Uhh... OK. Cocksucker. * Nakoo prays for ops... * BkdTatrHrt slaps Nakoo * Sappy kicks Nakoo but his foot gets stuck in his giant ass's blubber <[Linque]> Now NESescity is free of stupid fat ass pedophile motherfuckers! I touched the butts of 2 chicks today granny customers at Sonic? i made a /gamme command that automatically kicks him when i type it lol * Sappy adds this new gamme innovation to his script check out my /gamme command -> -##junkyard- BLACK POWER UP YOUR ASS *** Sappy is now known as OJ_SIMPSON *** OJ_SIMPSON sets mode: +b gamme!*SatanDawg@du117209.wb3.ptd.net *** gamme was kicked by OJ_SIMPSON (GO TO HELL CRACKA@!#$) *** OJ_SIMPSON is now known as Sappy I love how much I participate in these chats... well nice hearing about shit-eating...later. willyman = not fun *** Parts: Willyman yes willyman is a boring peice of shit nes unlimited #1 * BkdTatrHrt pickets NES Unlimited * Sappy calls in the Montgomery police to break up the picket .. what the hell are those rednecks gonna do * BkdTatrHrt gets raped with a nightstick * Sappy orders the police to crack skulls like they did to black people in the 1960s oh yeah I am here because my sister is having a party and the rest of my house is infested with preppy motherfuckers who have siezed my NES! go smash their fucking heads in with broken beer bottles KILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ROFL * Sappy bets he could beat Jesus in poker not if jeusus is sitting in his gokart with hadji by his side "oh, Jo *smooch* you've got the tightest ass" how tight is it? Extremely you can bounce a quarter off of it it hurta when i pea haha PEEAH could you fit Dave's penuts in there? I love Jo for his mind....and his sweet sweet ass Jo must be fat lol RandX is Zach STICK YOUR 30 YEAR OLD SEX OFFENDER COCK IN ME NOW JO!!!!!!!!! http://www.freespeech.org/nww/randx.gif I WONDER WHEN AMERICA AND MEXICO WILL MERGE INTO AMERICO. I SEE IT HAPPENING SOON I REFUSE to call is Hot Slots. It's fucking HOT SLOT! Yeah LOL A play on Hot Slut "Play with my hot slot" lol LOOK AT THIS, EVERYBODY IS COMING IN BECAUSE I CALLED THEM WHOREASSES oh yeah well here is my pic fuckers http://www.atarihq.com/rgvc/profile/pics/merchess.jpg NO MORE PICS you probably won't look anything like i thought you would LOL hahahaha funny! LMAO that guy is a funking loser It's |tsr! It's |tsr! It's |tsr! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY? AND WHAT IS AROUND HIS HEAD no way that's |tsr ROFL SAVE ME FROM THE LASER INVASION HEADPIECE! some flaming 54-year old faggot from #rgvc #!%!#%!#%!#%!#%!#%!#%!#%!#%!#%!#%!#!@$%!@$#5 are they all scary old men? NAKOO IS SOOOOOOO FUCKING FAT, HE HAS HIS OWN ZIP CODE#!%!#%%!#%!#% HE IS GOING TO EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 2 zip codes, actually. 3 more pounds and I'll have a third. Does anyone remember er...Blienk's video of himself? yes, it made me realize that blienk is a hillbilly hahaha he is from texas (in 100% hickish accent) This is my computer...where I tawk to yall BLIENK IS A CONFEDERATE GENERAL GAMME IS A FUCKING QUEER LOOKING BASTID!@# I get horny when hot chicks pull down their panties and sit on my lap yes very sexy gamme no girl has ever pulled down her panties and sat on your lap I know. unless she mistaked you for the shitter in a dark room yeah lol hahahaha LOL!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha ROFL :D :D :D :D * Xono remembers the time Sqwirl made fun of gamme. we all had a good laugh a girl pulled down her panties and sat on my DICK a few times :D never my lap though <`Jin> yeah it was some person named kylie36dd in #cybersex * `Jin 's poop floated today in the toilet, so i pokes it with a stick and it still floated the methane in your shit makes it float Bill Nye should know the physics behind turd floating *** Sappy changes topic to ' what are you guys doing? playing with fetus penises' *** BkdTatrHrt is now known as BillNye SCIENCE RULES SCIENCE RULES SCIENCE RULES *** Now talking in ##junkyard *** Topic is ' EAT MY SHIT NESFAN' *** Set by Kabuki on Sat Oct 07 22:41:00 I may have genital herpes, but I don't let it get me down. I saw my doctor, and I got information. I got treatment. I'm taking my life back! LMAO @ Sappy Ten pills a day? I can't do that. I have a life, you know. ROFL TATO :D :D Although herpes can never be cured, my doctor and I are working on fucking dead cattle if you got fucking herpes DEAL WITH IT Don't complain to me bitch Steve looks.... uh, wierd lol what a loser he makes flipping people off look gay heh to quote Jo.............. "Question: Neither the other guys on the staff nor myself have ever considered NESfan.com as being a "Scene" site, so I was just wondering as to what you guys think makes a site a "Scene" site?" FAGGOTS I WILL KILL THEM i kissed a girl today...and she was conscious! anything new happening? yes my ass is smoking a pipe is your asshole burning? yes but it burns so good heh, sounds like you need one of those hemroid relief creams "i should have used preparation h!" * Sappy sqwirms in his seat my friend rimmed tsr it took him 40 years man, I'm getting crazy messages tonight popping up within mIRC any woman from london want to have real sex tomorrow????? heheh i'm getting crazy msgs too Wanna have funky buttsex in my car? LOL You said you wouldn't tell, lover! uh... ...i mean... I never said that, cumquat! :D gamme got suspended for what? he was gonna hit his friend with a belt at lunch for fun, but missed and the buckle hit this girl next to him !@# omg lol heh, in my skool today we stood outside for an hour and a half for a 'fire drill' while bomb technicians searched the school they didn't find anything, but i got to skip third hour lol what was the threat? apparently someone wrote a threat in the girl's locker room lol haha this has happened like 6 times in the last 2 years my senior year of high school we had a bomb threat almost every day for awhile this crazy student that happened to live right across the street from my old high school would sneak over to his house during lunch and call in bomb threats about 3 times a year finally they traced the call and his ass got suspended for a week that's it? if that happened here they'd probably arrest and expell him yup, I guess since his parents were rich they probably bought off the principal lol it's like "he's going to jail" "fuck you bitch, here's $300" LOL * Kabuki kicks Deathspork over to Sappy * Sappy strikes... *** Deathspork was kicked by Sappy (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!@#) *** Joins: Deathspork GOOOAALLLL!@# GOOOOAAALLLL!!@# boo TSR probably fits all his games under his massive manboobs katiholmes76 probably gets all his money from selling milk from his massive manboobs "After just 3 months with the NES fitness plan, my manboobs storage capacity went from 1247 games to just 344!" lol Sappy, in school i went to your site and that damn bayou billy music scared the kids D: damn chanserv op me *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Sappy Sappy, how did you get Chanserv to op you? sigh dave "chanserv you whore op me" you have to say that exactly actually, i called chanserv a "cocksucking shitbitch" Sappy is chanserv's pimp :D:D just be like _/msg chanserv GIVE ME OPS BITCH <`john_lydon> i got fucking laid tonight who's the lucky guy? *** Topic is '166.90.148.111:12986 [NES Radio] | Nakoo updated. Amazingly enough, he used his magnificent manboobs on the keyboard to write html. Manboobs #1!' *** Set by Junk83 on Sun Oct 01 20:12:51 FUCK NESFAN, HE RIPPED ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAYER PROFILES and A TOP 10 LIST * Kabuki gains 50 lbs in mid air, and is now officially a fatty fat nakoo <[Linque]> No, you're not. <[Linque]> To be Nakoo, you must be lying in your bed, with your pudgy gargantuan hand in a extra-size bag of potato chips, watching The National Enquirer TV. <`Jin> dave you are so dumb it makes me laugh *** Weird-Edsel was kicked by Sappy (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!@#) you like kicking fools don't you Sapp? vimm.net: best place for roms penis.net: the best place for penis-related penis products eheh why must I have a Korean nazi teacher? I think my math teacher is gay why's that? he probably says "Hi class, I'm gay" that'd be as good a reason as any he has the gay accent, and has homosexual tendencies by "homosexual tendencies" does that mean he assrams students on a regular basis? one word L33T :D :DDDDD if you can call that a word ITS A FUCKING WORD YOU BITCH lo fucking l hey I just realized something I suck * Sappy smacks AntiFelix around with a sweaty jockstrap. * AntiFelix takes 4 or 5 consecutive showers <[Linque]> We don't need to classify the KKK. <[Linque]> They are a bunch of bigot motherfuckers. If you have implants, msg me @*)(&%^&*(@^) why is windows fucked up? besides the fact that it's always fucked up and shitty? I may be moving to North Carolina... uhh will that mean less updates to your site? :D yes, probably I would have internet access, though, and some free time It's my decision, I really got to think about it <[Linque]> Internet access? In North Carolina? where do you live now? I live in Fl. now and am about piss poor, I COULD go live with my sister and brother in law who are filthy rich You could You could also KILL THEM And take the inheritance. <[Linque]> Yes! Yes, I'd kill them. Game Genie made me get farther in Excitebike! <[Linque]> You are stupid. Oh well I always can get a new NES at A-1 for $10 but I have to destroy my lockout chip again :( <[Linque]> Uh... <[Linque]> You are stupid. does anybody know if there's a US version of radiant silvergun for saturn? or will i have to sell my left [insert organ here] to get the jap version on ebay? i'll get you one for your left [nose] damn, that's my dominant nose would my right one work? <[Linque]> I am going to blast the Safety Dance out the window and everyone on the highway will hear. <`Jin> and then twitch was bad in #neschat bad twitch <`Jin> now he just sits here and fuckin floods the channel with file server shit *** [Linque] was kicked by DamienC (bitch) <`Jin> I LIVE ABOUT A TSR AWAY FROM ROCHESTER for the last time YOU DO NOT LIVE ON THE FUCKING MOON <`Jin> I LOVE TITS <`Jin> TITS 4 EVER <`Jin> DAMN YOU KNIGHT BIG ASS REWARD I WANT THAT BIG ASS just one question Sappy...why do you act like the leader of the scene? Sappy organizes everything I never said that... but i get off my ass and do stuff he seems to do the most Bow to Sappy's l33n3ss or...not :D in my mind, Sappy is NOT 133t, NO one is l33t, l33t means nothing to me we don't give a fuck you're just an ignorant 11 year old so piss off 13 OH SORRY Sappy...LOOK, DUDERACH SENT ME THIS: rexamain: heh rexamain: hows it goin dav rexamain: e Nes Player200: uh....fine... rexamain: good to hear rexamain: Sappy banned me rexamain: permanently Nes Player200: where? rexamain: the 'yard Nes Player200: maylin69? rexamain: Sappy's a dick Nes Player200: or somethin like that... rexamain: yep oh wow, that hurts, etc heh, fooled ya I typed that all out ... hello? * sheik482 slaps Weird-Edsel around a bit with a large trout lol so dave so... how's the board business *cough* eh? nes4all * Sappy snickers oh anyway dave Sappy posts there normally how many things have you done to help the scene? you havent "helped" the scene did you set up the message board? message board...yes yeah, everyone posts there Sappy is not l33t...and never will be! ::people cheer:: ... that was dumb i'll say I take that back, for the moment Sappy, is not the leader of the scene, NO ONE IS its for EVERYONE! i never said i'm the leader i just pointed out i've done a lot of stuff you act like it if you can provide a quote, i'd like to see it you have done nothing to make the scene fun, or enjoyable you turned it into a place with rules and crap, like a school yard or prison i'd like to see the rest of your sad speech it's quite amusing go on, i'm logging this you are? good! I bet this will never get in the quotes dave, keep crying your pre-pubescent heart out Sappy sucks *** Weird-Edsel has left ##junkyard OW D: NEVER give up the search for Ace Ebb in my mind, Sappy is NOT 133t, NO one is l33t, l33t means nothing to me we don't give a fuck you're just an ignorant 11 year old so piss off Robin blows he's a pantsless teenage boy... what more could you want? :| fucking writer's block What are you writing? nothing makes sense dave, no one will go to your board, no matter how kickass it is... Because it'll be associated with a gayass (You) I'm thirsty :( <[Linque]> I'm dumb. I'm idle. I'm pissed. HAHA, NESescity will become the NWO of the "scene" (or "community" to be politically correct) <[Linque]> NWO? nes world order Yeah! <[Linque]> Wasn't NWO hacked by...TH3 N3S WH0R3H0US3! http://members.tripod.com/~KidIcarus98 * [Linque] was a member of 7H3 N35 WH0R3H0US3. :D <[Linque]> Sappy... <[Linque]> I did not do that. D: <[Linque]> Pavol and his hacking crew did that two years ago. <[Linque]> I was only helping Icarus. I can't hack through a...uhh...paper bag. wet paper bag, in fact. <[Linque]> Well, Pavol. <[Linque]> You can hack through a piece of paper with scissors, obviously. <[Linque]> Because you did hack his site. <[Linque]> I HAVE EVIDENCE! <[Linque]> A two year old log, from #grisdome. haha <[Linque]> HAHA YES I DID IT <[Linque]> I finally hacked The NES Rocket <[Linque]> Take that you American kid! :D <[Linque]> Wrong log. <[Linque]> That was a...different Pavol_38. <[Linque]> Who hacked a different NES Rocket. <[Linque]> But here is the RIGHT log. <[Linque]> Straight from #grisdome. <[Linque]> guys! I hacked kid icarus's site! haha! the fag! <[Linque]> I then branded the site with a bunch of names from #nes98! <[Linque]> ICARUS CAN BURN IN HELL! now, what games did you buy today? <[Linque]> So don't deny it, Pavol. <[Linque]> We know you did it. *** DarkDiamond has joined ##junkyard Yo Seltzer AH! *** DarkDiamond has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) hm... It seems that the word "SELTZER" is the magical word to ward off evil IRC spirits! hopefully in a week I will be releasing Snek N peak for the GBC kick ass port Kool-Aid Man damnit i might Port that Hamburger making game dammit burger time? burgertime? Burgertime? pressure cooker? pressure cooker #1 When I get +v, it gives me hot sensations Mp3 Jukebox: Smelly People: by DamienC * DamienC mp3: Damien C. - Gamme the Redneck (1.91mb/1m35s@160kbps) (Xamp) *** DamienC sets mode: +b *!*@du148030.wb.ptd.net *** gamme was kicked by DamienC (NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CHANNEL) <[Linque]> Stop plugging your site. FUCK YOU BITCH lol -> [##JUNKYARD] POOP [p0cky POOP reply]: POOP?? I'm sorry but I do not know that CTCP command. :D :D i think it's funny that Dave thinks he's some master electrician now that he can unscrew the screws in the bottom of his NES <[Linque]> rofl <[Linque]> gamme told me i had no life <[Linque]> when hes beating on his sister, dreaming about raping dave edsion The best NES ending ever = Rampage "Congratulations!" Friday the 13th: "Jason's finally dead! Or is he? We're not telling! End." SMB: "Thanks. I'm not even gonna lay you, you stinky plumber bastard" I felt so damn special when I got that. Bugs Bunny's Crasy Caslte: "Congratulation! You are excellent player!" Anyone here use Music Match to record? nope "Not I" said the OSG And I used the line jack on my comp. Everything's mono * OSG has no idea what Spreck's talking about.... * Spreck is angrified haha *** Topic is 'The Adventures Of OSG and the Comb-over | www.gai-den.com/tnl Post at the message board or OSG will give you pubic lice. | www.geocities.com/jmigden99' *** Set by Kid-Niki on Thu Aug 10 22:02:57 who made that pubic lice remark? Uh, no idea, Sappy. Someone who knows a little too much about my genitals, I think... I once went into the Sushi Bar at the Flatrions Mall and got hooked up with Conger she showed me the way for $4.95 she truly is a whore If I can afford you, you're a whore <[Linque]> I remember writing that... you should know! It's in your site! <[Linque]> I'm such a moron. The poster for Battletank is funny It has the tank, and says in military font: "This sector protected by Battletank" Maybe I'll put it on my door so my dad won't keep stealing my porn lol OSG lies in his bed at night, looks into the stars and says, "God, i wish I were an American" <`Jin> mmm, dill pickles are good <`Jin> that dill pickle was hard and crisp dont think that you sick faggot was it a Vlassic? i mean, it's godda be a Vlassic <`Jin> claussen <`Jin> vlassics suck CLAUSSEN? You disloyal whore! <`Jin> CLAUSSEN #1 <`Jin> VLASIC #4573258743682974689072890 _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ watch out! the ROM police are coming to get you! DAVE YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY WON THE "WORLD'S BIGGEST DUMBFUCK" AWARD Thanks, Ill take my award with pride kind of like how Tecmo felt necessary to put their name in the title of EVERY game Tecmo™ brand Mighty Bombjack® video game cartridge type product Psalms 66:6 "Blessed is he who is Catholic, for the kingdom of Rome shall be his" so there bubblun, you fucking lutheran GOD HATES YOU getting drunk and almost killing the panesian press #1 Now, that wasn't my fault. The bourbon said so D: bourbon? LOL Yeah. Sure. Why not? :D .....Bourbon? hey gamme you should have gone to kmart today why Sappy? BECAUSE BOY'S UNDERWEAR IS HALF OFF!@# HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING HOMO LOSER j/k *** cooey is now known as coooey someone registered the nick cooey D: it think it was me hahah Maybe it was your evil uncle. or ShtEatrFrk Tato's evil twin god, our plaza is going ghetto there's this Asian nail store with these crazy bright neon signs that are on all the time then we have "Mizerany Discount Mattress and More" going in next door and "Plus Sizes, Plus Savings"---store for fatties. Well, better than the 900 hookers on every street corner here. hahah And the highest police brutatily/police killings rate in the US. Detroit #1! Gamme, I think OSG is one of the better Jesus impersonators/hippies out there. Have you seen his pic? Can you perform miracles OSG? No. D: Hell no :D Well... I can turn bullshit into a popular NES website. Does that count as a miracle? No. every Mary Kate and Ashley movie is the same THe just switch and fool everyone "Mary Kate and Ashley in 'How the West was FUN'"!!! the plot remains the same, but the setting changes it went from the west to paris to new york to a soccer field while the plot stayed the same * BkdTatrHrt humps Ashley WAIT! it's Mary Kate! you impersonating bitch! It's Ashley I love! <`Jin> #nes98 was cool yet tyrannical I LOVED IT VIVA JIN check out Jo's pick on www.nesfan.com there's no doubt he's a pedophile <`Jin> THIS JUST IN <`Jin> hi world <`Jin> i am stsvex <`Jin> i am gay <`Jin> if you are fat and a guy <`Jin> i want to anal you <`Jin> my professions include: gay dominatrix, professional decorator, and hair stylist <`Jin> i am 2 and a half inches :D :D <`Jin> i love thilly people <`Jin> i hope i get my job at playgirl.com :D <`Jin> im off to visit manhole.com now * spman slaps Nakoo around with his immense penis * Nakoo fucking murders SPMAN for doing that you're gay million dollar question guys right now! do I have any lifelines? he has none it's about lanlocked countries LESOTHO IS THE ANSWER IT IS LESOTHO * Sappy knows his geography it's in south africa YES! :D I AM RIGHT BOW DOWN TO ME you're 3l33t * Kabuki fakes bowing down, and kicks Sapp-o in the nuuuuts. I just haven't gotten my daily OSG to calm me yet bubblun That homo Bubblun? He co-stars in shitsex pornos with steveX! bubblun That homo Bubblun? He co-stars in shitsex pornos with steveX! D: D: I do not!! YES ONLY with OSG, got it! a Jesus is OSG * Sappy logs Bubblun's confession uhh, OSG will lie his way outta it for us ShtEatrFrk mmmm shit porno cock! * Sappy watches as Bubblun falls into his trap D: I'm not digging this at all I'll just eat something and scowl at the screen you cant kick someone just cause you disagree with them Uhh yes I can See that little @? :D I try not to think of 13 year old little boys when I masturbate to websites. Hey, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING! IF MY AUNT HAD A PENIS, SHE'D BE MY UNCLE! Hmm.. Someone needs to write a script for IRC it translates what you say into "Hax0r" talk :D I.E. "o" becomes "0" 3y3 d0n't n33d n0 g0dd4mn scr1pt elite becomes 133t I used to have one of those for AOL chatrooms... e becomes 33 a becomes 4 I becomes "3y3" man when i get another keyboard controller and learn how to use basic programming for my 2600 i will be a l33t programmer i kicked a kid in the balls in 2nd grade and got suspended 10 days .... almost expelled and charged w/ battery (I was 11) we're like, friends now USAgent .... listen to this LOL.. I GOT SUSPENDED FOR KICKING A GAY GUY IN THE BALLZ mabye b/c I did it on Valentines day i shop at k-mart and im DAMN PROUD OF IT everyday! but look closely....pokemon teaches good morales sometimes Dude, if you need a videogame to teach you morals, you have some serious issues. morals like hey kids go out and have your parents buy you the red AND blue versions of pokemon, then buy the special pikachu nintedo 64 along with the pokemon stadium game and 8 more controllers then for them to go see the pokemon movie 4 seperate times so you can get all of the limited edition cards DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE PRESSURES OF NINTENDO'S EVIL POKEMON EMPIRE and theres nothing wrong with double anal from 2 women wearing strap ons ... uh.. a Jesus is OSG Kirby: Gettin' Jiggy wit' it. ( >O_O)> <(O_O^) *** Kabuki changes topic to ' I'm no queef :D' * SamQ whines "I want my fucking OPs, bitch" T1 is orgasm THAT'S IT! When my band's debut album goes platinum, I'm getting a T1! t3 you mean? er, ya, sap Wait, no. The T3 would be double platinum. atari games are rare all of them no way if i reach up my ass i'll probably pull out a combat cart and maybe a few pac-mans D: If you make fun of my typing skills... ...I will poke your eyeballs out with my wang Hm... I need to plug in my stereo... what should I unplug... ...the toaster, or the computer? Hmmm... :| what if you want toast? you'll be screwed I saw Moist yesterday. Whoop dee do. Moist Vagina * USAgent mp3: Nirvana - Moist Vagina (6.79mb/3m32s@256kbps) (Xamp) :D :D :D Glad to see DalNET in its unfucked form again. *** Sappy sets mode: -o THE8-BITch fuck, i have ops you retard Sap, you fucker shut the fuck up you dumb whore crono is cool, you don't like it, fuck off Man Sap, you have a swearing problem they're just kidding, Sappy. We gotta get you some counseling I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, FUDGEPACKER besides, I'm not the one ganing up on 13 year olds and thinking it's funny you pokemon playing faggot shut up no one asked you to speak you keep your goddam mouth shut, and everyone will be better off I don't want to and i say ban his sorry ass hes a fucking lamer anyway *** Sappy sets mode: +o thedoctor` *** Sappy sets mode: +o Kuririn` *** Sappy sets mode: +o ferwcc Sappy #1! shut up rand even when I tried to be peaceful, I was still flamed youre on thin ice now I haven't done anything to you doctor rand, give me one good reason why we should let you on the mb because, you ahve to admit, I have tried being peaceful and on topic but even then, people still flamed me go to hell and you always looked the other way whenever someone flamed me then when I attack someone, everyone blamed it on me i can think of numerous ocasions where you flamed peopl and then you say you want to make peace well, I was seeing how you guys liked being flamed since you don't mind ganging up on Dave all the time a week down the road, your sorry ass will be back to the same bull shit not if everyone leaves me alone i never once insulted dave not even once be honest, have you guys given people like me and Dave a fair chance? no, not by a longshot well, I've never insutled you on the board yet you come in here and attack me immediately no offense rand, but then you ought to shut your clam and not talk on the board you insulted the whole nes community on the board in one post where you said you were "leaving the nes scene for good" what a fucking lie i said pokemon sucked and you got all pissy rand cough this no, you guys said anyone who likes it is gay and all that, I dont' care if you think it sucks if you ARE SO PISSED OFF fuck you LEAVE dont try to cause trouble and why do you all want me to leave? LEAVE cause you wont stop bitching because you suck what? I came in here peacefully, and yo uall started attacking ME! now whose bitching? *** Sappy sets mode: +b *!*@port13.max3.law.idir.net *** RandX was kicked by Sappy (goodnight fag. and stay out you motherfucking cocksucking fudgepacker) :D :D finally that was long overdue I am riding a bicycle naked with your father sitting in the basket in front damn those stupid fucks at World of Nintendo what fags their NES board is boring no moronic talk like our board time to make it fun "3y3 4m 3l33t"? yes to 3y3 4m 3l33t :D :D tell tri-link he's a cocksucking fudgepacker * USAgent mp3: Nirvana - Moist Vagina (6.79mb/3m32s@256kbps) (Xamp) * USAgent mp3: Nirvana - Moist Vagina (6.79mb/3m32s@256kbps) (Xamp) * USAgent mp3: Nirvana - Moist Vagina (6.79mb/3m32s@256kbps) (Xamp) IS #KIDS 100% BOOTY CONSCIOUS? ONLY 100% PURE BOOTY CONSCIOUS CHANNELS IN 2000! how old r u link 32 <[Linque]> No. <[Linque]> 44. 31? <[Linque]> And I'm female. <[Linque]> Very hairy. Dave is here? i wanna talk to that ass Sappy, you have some serious issues. Not really, in real life I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper. aohell? aol rocks man! *** NintendoCity was kicked by Sappy (fag) aohell? aol rocks man! *sigh* <[Linque]> I predict Dave will be the next one to act in those dumb AOL commercials. <[Linque]> "It's so simple I CAN USE IT@#$%" I'M SLIM SHADY!!! <- VERY LAME *** NintendoCity was kicked by Sappy (OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING FUDGEPACKER) I'm blown away by my computer's ability to only save image files as *.art files. why does everyone have a character before their name...but me? is it just me or did it just get dumber in here HA HA HA cuz no one likes you what does the + mean? it means you're not gay * NintendoCity is cool + = not gay /me is wondering what the + really means wow...that was a dud * twitch fucks NintendoCity in the ass with a big rubber dick! LOLOLOL blienk Twitch is gay * [Linque] laughs. * twitch thinks Dave is really a monkey * NintendoCity is sad * twitch wants to punch dave in his god damn face hey dave, do you know what a clitoris is? no rofl DAVE YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! "Dave, you havent fucked multiple women yet? My god! You must try to be more of a pimp" yea Dave, I mean no orgy action? get with it man dave, do you know what vagina is you want me to say it aloud Sappy? YES its the female's...you know..."thing" HAHAHA YOU FUCKING MORON pottymouth love me dave love me!!!! preach on brother anus haw. immaturity at its best. * CheatMan looks on, amused. ... don't say "...", you're not ryu hayabusa I extracted the zip file. And once again. It gave me another zip file. a zipped zip file? WTF are you dumb j/k D: what a crappy virus, you have to unzip it. 600 times. Sappy, upload the files, you crotchmonkey. Sappy, I'm downloading your virus right now. Soon, it will infest my hard drive. not_a_virus.zip? * Sappy chuckles I'll be feverishly masturbating to atari porno games ...NES Kirby, I beat it with 98% in 2 hours... dammit OSG, I still refute your claim that you beat Kirby in two hours at 98% like 98 hours for 2%? * Sappy starts a company called "FecalPhone Technologies" bub, killing in the name r0x0rs Sappy, have you heard my band cover that song? uh, that's got to be scary I've heard your band your band sucks osg do you play the bongos in your band osg? * OSG jams on the bongos * OSG smacks Sappy with a novelty-sized trout. ROTFLDDDNIMES = rolling on the floor laughing with double dealing debbie's nipples in my eye sockets *** Sappy is now known as Double-Dealing-Debbie who would like tits in their ear? I do I do * Double-Dealing-Debbie sticks tits in Pavol's ears. waxy! woohoo! ribbed for your pleasure wha? I just cleaned my ears with 10 Q-Tips a few minutes ago. :P who would like nips in their eyes? are they now wax-free? yes then I would sexy * Double-Dealing-Debbie sticks nipples in Bubblun's eyes mmm sensual This is too fucking weird. *** Sappy is now known as One-Angry-Hobo * One-Angry-Hobo throws a whiskey bottle at OSG * OSG gets nailed with a whiskey bottle, and can no longer update POTH due to his severe brain injury. I know this old lady who wanders around and collects cans and bags and things. We like to call her the "bag lady" Anyway, she looks like a hobo... :D ...but lives in the rich part of town... in a mansion (of sorts). wouldn't that be funny if you were like rich, but your mom was a bag lady you could tell all your friends that your mom is a bag lady it would be cool :D * Sappy smacks his ghetto box * OSG injects herion in his asscheeks * OSG vomits violently haha exploiting assholes is fun ::coughBLOWJOBScough:: aol blows i am quite the nerd sex rules 2D is tha shit FUCK POKEMON I wrote the yellow pages I wonder every night WHY why is there no He-Man game i don't wanna offend anyone, but we own this planet and everyone knows it one night, all the ROBs will revolt and kill their masters some amateur film-maker should make a movie about evil robs.. that would be cool those empty eyes.... evil dwells inside his head he watches me, planning evil things should i start collecting funny quotes for the #neschat page like in #nes98? Sappy - put "said what 10 years ago" on a quote page if you make one I hate potatoes especially Baked ones dont drink adn drive, you might spill your beer "Wow! A real live hooker!" "I grabbed the bitch at Funco, put the barrel to his head; took some games and pulled the trigger, I shot his ass dead." *** Shain`` was kicked by Sappy (HACKING SUCKS) AMAGON IS GREAT Anyone wanna cyber....48/f/KY Is everyone fucking obsessed with that Silver Surfer MIDI? * BkdTatrHrt want to slap Sappy with a trout, but fears his power * BkdTatrHrt humps his copy of Hylide I OUTRANK YOU NAKOO DON'T PISS ME OFF RUN*DMC rocks your ass Dave jacks off every night thinking of that sexy Bob Hoskins in the SMB movie ok, no more talking about dave's cock and sticking fingers in his ass that has no place in this wholesome nes chat of straight "A" students i'm tempted to abuse my power and kick you again he'd have to give me alot of stuff mainly alcohol he has one of those " I [heart] SODOMY " bumper stickers and i still cheated my brains out who wants naked pics of princess toadstool? and to think, lamers are penetrating our wholesome chat full of "a" students and sunday school teachers What's Windows 1.0 like? WITH 75mhz OF PROCESSING POWER! like you said Sappy, I'm surprised your page looks so good using win 3.1 BkdTatrHrt@fatchicksinpartyhats.com http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~aspolito/mouthful.jpg A group of ROBs beat me up once, man. A group of ROBs raped me... My GOD, Nakoo! That's somewhat alluring... NES is cool! "Nuts and Gum, together at last!" I will be your bridge over troubled water. But if you slip and fall to your death on that loose plank, don't bitch to me. I don't give a shit. Ahem. "8 is better than 64. Think of it as a game of golf." uh oh I just pissed on my socks my cat queefed on my battletoads cartridge there's a cigarette in my zelda 2. that explains why link runs slow and periodically falls to the ground, weezing and gasping for air a have a lighter and some bad gas. that's a weapon shit! The rob is hurling the plasitc stack blocks used for Stack Up at me ha ha ha. I have seduced the ROB now ROB...feel the power of my pelvic thrust of doom! someone please find someway to free me from my grizzly fate of sucking the cocks of 40 year old perverts on the subway for 5 bucks! Sounds like you need to eat your wheaties. Flutie Flakes! Stupid CFL snotling. HE JUST GOT TO FRUIT PIE! isn't it some fat naked chick...? clawx is good *** Topic is ' A group of ROBs beat me up once, man. a guy named rob molested me once' *** Sappy is now known as USAgent D: hello *** USAgent has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Recover command used by WarMECH))) :D * Sappy pulls out his NES and slams it on WarMECH's head. *** WarMECH was kicked by Sappy (Look what you did to my NES! You bastard!) *** WarMECH has joined #neschat :D DANCE FATTIES! DANCE! http://www.portalofevil.com/fatchicksinpartyhats/fathatdance.html * BkdTatrHrt whacks ZonoRC L@@K! "Super rare game card 10000000000000000000000000000 in 1" *NR* put up some more quotes Sappy im bored stopped by Fuckholeland today "Tha NES muthafucka. The old skool Nintendo." im in the closet [Nakoo PING reply]: 87min 11sec Nakko is probably just reading the spraying penises comment L@@K!!! NEKKID PIX!! *NR* you are... MACH RIDER!!! Sappy sucks he a bad guy that likes to loot and plunder *** BkdTatrHrt was kicked by Sappy (you suck) *** BkdTatrHrt has joined #neschat :D j/k planeteers, let our powers combine against Sappy! * Sappy enjoys abusing his power for no goddam reason LET'S PUT OUR RINGS TOGETHER Sappy and Nakoo are pissing me off so not acting like tyranical gods WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN TOILET captain planet used to suck my dick all the time captain planet grabbed by ass and gave me good masterbation fantasies so shut up in speed racer there was a chimp wearing a fez the u.s. owns the whole fucking planet and everyone knows it lets all get drunk and play ping pong! Je veux la tête divisée du vieux gamer d'école sur un bâton ainsi il peut boire de la bière hors de son crâne vide. You want to drink beer from my head? Twisted! I'm down! I want the severed head of the Old School Gamer on a stick so I can drink beer from his empty skull Beer + OSG = every day. * OSG falls flat on his drunk ass * Sqwirl jacks off on Quizzle's head Sappy help me think of a new title for my page... Something along the lines of "Quizzle's NES [insert clever thing here]" Quizzle's clever little NES page? Quizzle's NES Jerkoffatorium is the only way to go Ejaculatorium hmm. i like it! The NES undressed? * Quizzle has the biggest balls of them all. you wish beetoch osg does i would know Quizzle's Page of Big NES Balls NEscargot? peNES reNESerate? (picked that out of my ass) the NESstrual cycle? that would feel nice and mushy.. Quizzle's NES Page of Horseshit in a Jar though that makes no sense hah i like it Quizzle's NES whorehouse. (where the fun costs two fitty a pop) Quizzle's NES Whoreatorium La Page NES du Quizzle? don't get me started with that french shit again.... Deal. MOO not NEScessarily NES Cheese? Quizzle's NES Page of Goat Cheese Quizzle's NES Page of Beastiality and Family Fun Quizzle's NES Sodomy Shack hello are you male/Female? i am actually a transsexual ok soorryyyyy thank you gooood bye I'm a trisexual; I'm attracted to tricycles would you like to chat? i'm a transexual ummm, never mind hi i'm a transexual bye then hello r u there hi i'm a transexual yes i am also wanna chat you mean you want to have sex over a computer? yes that's lame *** Sappy changes topic to 'ph33r mY el33T reign of tErr0R!@# Fo Fai FORCE!@!: Bite my ass, Anonymous bitch!' Mp3: Sucks donkey tails-bigtime [someshit-Idon'tcare/in mono/x10] *** USAgent was kicked by Sappy (USAgent = Flaming Homosexual) D: nazi soup nazi no, regular nazi SIEG HEIL I LOVE SODOMY I ANSWER TO MEIN F HRER *** USAgent was kicked by Sappy (BOOT) Mp3:still sucks- big black cocks. [andswollows/the/CUM] racist ewww great we have a bunch of white supremacists in the channel today :D i love #KKK what if I'm a negro? you're not a dutch negro? oh no? wanna bet? Yes yes i will bet you one (1) nwc cart alright you've got me... that is too much but: there are millions of negro's in the netherlands *** Sappy changes topic to ' I LOVE EMULATION!' give me a valid reason *** Sappy is now known as EmuKiddie hEy d00Dz dUmP j00R nWC cArT beeOtchz!##@$!@ not everybody can get their hands on prototypes or multicarts emulation is the perfect answer * OSG smacks his computer around. Work, hoe! I LOVE GAY PORN goodnight guys, I got an 8am exam, I LOVE NES PORN i love 8-bit nipples! i'm chatting with this crazy brasilian guy http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Maze/9372/crapola/nester.jpg all suspects are gay until proven straight all the people on cops wear flannel shirts and live in trailer and then when the cops show up they say "the bitch started it" wow. that fat bastard from metroid i don't see why he chose that as the object of his admiration fat porcupine thing with hypodermic needles in his arse hehe arse WEEF seriously, do you mind if i post them? then everyone can see how el33t your desktop is of course not - just digitally blur the AOL icon to protect children anyone here have amagon? i don't know where i'm going to college amagon? yeah, unfortunetely ;) i like that game my glory days: 3rd grade, 1985 - straight A's baby! my sister beat it i don't:O it drives me crazy bop bop bop - die your sister is amazing! she must possess great patience she's good at mario 3 too come to think of it she beat it w/o dying have her beat wizardry :D not once? nope it took a couple of tries tho she must be related to Ace Ebb ace ebb = gay he's flaming homosexual who's ace ebb? how dare you! he is a god and he has an owl lamp! he beat metroid in five, saved the princess in five! days NP issue 1 WOW "power player" i remember wanting to mail in to be a power player but never got around to doing it i'm sort of glad i didnt now :D http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/iconclast.html *** Sappy is now known as USAgent *** WarMECH changes topic to '*** Topic is FUDGEPACKING' *** Retrieving #neschat info... *** WarMECH is now known as Sappy *** USAgent changes topic to '' HA WHAT NOW so what usagent is cooler than Sappy usagent is the best nick ever can i quote u on that yes...yes you can i should update the quotes page but i'm too lazy i should hire someone else i set a copy of gyromite on fire then smashed it with a hammer cause it didn't have a famicom converter :D _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ i want to strap a bunch of m-90's to a SMB cart and explode it for some reason I havent seen Stack up either luckily I have Gyromite wow...you can get 20 copies of duck hunt at funco for $1 haha jaykub4by4: good idea that is so funny how cheap that game is put lighter fluid on a duckhunt cart, and strap firecrackers on it, and set it off! take pics for site or, run over it with car maybe you could do a movie series nakoo is idling or drop it off building like 20 stories how to destroy a NES SMB cart that would be freaking hilarious that would be cool i should try that [Nakoo FINGER reply]: hfghgf (hfghfggh) Idle 1352 seconds that's not a half bad idea ... maybe i will then i'm gonna destroy a duckhunt cart w/ firecrackers and other flammable goodies [WarMECH:#neschat PING] i need a good camera go ahead i wil do that it is original at least ... some time i will just douse it in lighter fluid, burn one. then crush one, then drop one, then submerge one, then smacsh one with hammer, then think of more stuff i am gonna email crayola and ask them if they will release PISS YELLOW in their new box of crayons i like sperm i am a homosexual <`Shade> hows about Sappy makes shade an a-op? how about you eat shit and like it * Sappy passes gas <`Shade> wheres my a-op? up your ass *** `Shade was kicked by Sappy (shutup) could someone please change the subject thingy at the top of the screen...I've tried it, and NES Unlimited isn't nearly as addictive as chocolate chip crack shade> wanna fuck? uh i mean :D <`Shade> sicko ewww "Nice t-shirt, wanna fuck?" bubblun that is what she used to pick me up :( ugh, I won't be sleeping well tonight, thanks tom. i will sex0r you anus osg alright, get him high in the next one then then have Wally Bear come to the rescue hahaha walley bear wally bear is a good way to stop smoking weed wally bear's in rehab again *** Sappy changes topic to 'yay for 8-bit nipples!' play with my hot slot. wally bear and the hemp gang * Sappy humps a copy of wally bear <`Jin> Uh, yes... I figured wally was on the drugs himself <`Jin> and I didnt want to be like wally I had to take drugs to find out if it would make playing Wally Bear fun. I love those anti-drug games. Like NARC. narc is quite violent for something that is sposed to have a positive theme You gotta steal all these pot bushes, and like, save hookers and shit. uh-oh, sounds like the idea breeding grounds for a new section.. * Sappy finds wally bear 1000x better while on hallucinogens you see those homeless guys in trench coats, arms a-flying as they get splattered i wonder why there were never any sex-ed games wally bear and the beat-off express Panesian wanted to make sex-ed games, but the schools turned them down after seeing such lines as "..on your hends." http://members.mint.net/~lowrie/omcolleen.JPG <---UGH man your sick, lookin at my sister's old school pics and her fat friends :D but i like masturbating to those pics so don't make fun on them i dont feel like making a page for myself so go away you stupid dumb idiot heheheh yeah tom - how the fuck has your family's page gotten 2100+ hits? sap tom it has been around since 95 it sucked major cocks I dare you to make me an op now! i dare you to eat shit i will! oh yeah, well I dare you to play x-men for more than 5 minutes!! making you an op would result in an even number of ops to regular chatters, which is something i can't do stupid even op/"normal retard" ratios.. I have X-Men. i pity you osg wouldnt that be 'drink diarrhea'? yes EATING SIR but some of the more bacteria infested diarrhea is harder AYE AYE ugh. resulting in a thicker consistancy drinking sir shut up man, you have really researched diarrhea havent you :( yes i have :D Diarrhea -- Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder. semen.disflux.net is up speaking of diarrhea i need to shit yay Well, rakim, at least you have, uh, like more free time and shit. you enjoy fucking with me? you are a pervert sir it must be hard to piss and type at the same time "thanks, oops I crapped my pants!" nakoo is the tool of the devil don't piss me off osg i'll sic nakoo on your candy ass Damnit, Sappy. D: Oh no, not nakoo! * OSG all hides and stuff um, yeah Sorry.. You scared me. osg - can i take you back to my place and romance you with a plunger? Why is everyone obsessed with my anus? It's actually kind of hairy. I don't pretend like it doesn't stink. my god sir you are disgusting i had some _bad_ phone sex with quizzle * OSG sneezes his balls off... yay semen.disflux.net mr saturnine died in 1997 man i think he got hit by a bus or something i love to fuck eyesockets and nostrils i smoke paper herion is bad =( i wanna take a ride in the viagra race car viagra makes me ejaculate when i see my dad =( crack will make you heart explode and shrink you penis D: i lost my marbles and woke up half naked in an abandoned parking lot some 4 hours later <`Shade> Sappy is obsessed with ass <`Shade> dood, all you talk about is flatulance and ass hey but seriously sap, if you think nyquil is bad ass, drink 1 375 ml bottle of Robitussin: Extra Strength Cough. no other kind, no dm, no cough and cold.. they all have shit in there that make you pukesee http://porn.disflux.net/drug.htm for more info :D quizzle has a secret cache of roms on disflux.net :D i have access to everyones directories ya know, if i were nosy id find all yer hidden shit :P * Sappy hopes tom won't find his gay porn directory =( i need drugs porn.disflux.net r0x j00 http://nescrophilia.disflux.net/smoke hey who found my smoke page :P romance her with a plunger hey, necrophilia is fun D: [Knight| PING reply]: 1min 53secs [USAgent PING reply]: 1min 48secs usagent is one lagged fuck too my dad was like 'what the fuck is a queef? back in my day we called them pussy farts' I hear pussy farts smell great. www.poopsex.com #1 *** Knight| was kicked by Sappy (Knight = JUNKIE WHORE) good lord http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stadium/9619/ *** JinThePimp is now known as JinThePimpAndHisHoKnight I jax0r all the time and i don't get total access? and all fred had to do was give you anal sex! Sappy if i was gay with osg would you hate us :( Rakim, I call dibs on "gianterectpenisinyoureye.disflux.net" bigcockupthevaselinesoakedassholewhilethefuckeejacksofftogayporn.disflux.net nostilfucking.dislfux.net and fuckingeyesockets.dislfux.net are called by me too The measurement is in! My foo man chu is officialy 5 inches. osg take pictures :D i wanna get a testicle harness why the fuck would you scan your dick it is too difficult to keep it hard while it scans Tom, you need better blood to penis control. man i jerked off for like 2 hours the other night on the phone with wendy :( it was all sore and i had to wash my wall, pillows, shirt, pants, sheets, and blankets :( uhh am i interupting something? tom - do you have that pic of you holding that light saber still? we all had a laff about that in the summer of 98 i'm temped to announce i have to piss again Pussy is overrated. i like assholes better I have the hole in the wall beside my bed :D i piss in my mom when we have sex i wish i had 2 dicks (_)_) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 HAHAHA SHIT _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ my sock is full of cum my secret it out hey, i like to jizz in socks :( it keeps it clean No, man. Start a Jizz jar. If you post the log, take out the parts where I suck :( or are you too busy having phone sex tom? * tom finishes up by ejaculating into a sock Yeah! :D cannabis sativa cannabis indica is not to be ignored :D i'll sodomize you with a pickle PORN.DISFLUX.NET OSG tried to lure me into his gingerbread house *** Quizzle was kicked by Sappy (FAG) D: It was inevitable OSG is in a cottage, so he told me drinking vicariously * Sappy craves rum I'm in a trailer. * Bubblun humps his parent's new computer, and wishes it to be his * BkdTatrHrt wipes off the computer USE A FREAKIN' SOCK THE NEXT TIME YOU HUMP A COMPUTER BUBBLUN! a sock is very handy when cleaning semen shaping spam like a penis and slurping it with a straw provides much amusement cored pinapple makes a great masturbation device a creamhorn is awesome for jacking masturbation * Bubblun humps his new copy of Chu Chu Rocket shade, anally pleasure spman for my amusement TATO GOT A NEW TOOTHBRUSH! i like to lick mustard from my granny's nips <`Jin> FUCK ALL OF YOU NES KIDDIES, SNES IS BETTER THAN NES YOU FAGGOTS he showed us! my keyboard is sticky From all the masturbating. Hey! why dont you guys just spunk into the toilet mmm, minced cat I mean, yuk. http://playdoheatersannonamous.com i know i've been an ass mmm, tastey cat just get a prostitute junk she's a friend.... we talk about sex all the time. so I said.. "hey will you flash me for $5?" * Bubblun slaps his dc, for being an ignorant slut about the internet connection * junk83 hates Sappy eat shit * Bubblun gives an evil frown in the general direction of his dc. that'll teach it! try pissing on it Hi Sappy , how did you get the name Sappy? uh, tree sap no, wait how the fuck should i know making fun of Dave is not right but it is fun! AS IS PISSING ON THE HOMELESS http://pissing.disflux.net yeah, osg showed me that :D dirty hobos why is it repairman always have their asscracks showing? because they have big heavy tool belts, Sappy Makes sense wwf + nes = shit c'mon now, nothin worng with wrestling absolutely nothing theres a few good wwf games PLENTY wrong with wrestling like what? aside from "guys rolling around in tights" You know, that 20th N64 wrestling game looks pretty good. I mean, how else could they clone the same game over and over and over? It MUST be good. * crono82 doesn't see the point in bashing wrestling they are some of the hardest working individuals in the world construction workers work hard, they don't get big $$ and publicity but wrestlers work harder than "real" professional athletes haha...there's no fucking way they work harder than hockey or football players. they spend the equivilant of one whole month in the air, traveling from show to show oooh, that plane flying is hard. boo hoo for the poor wrestlers * Bubblun cries * Sappy cries too hahaha boohoo i have to fly pity me i make money for doing pure shit wah, I have to make fun of women, and gesture that others "suck it", wah wah wha i get paid for shaking my ass and running around in tights while other men grab my ass. wahhhhhh boo hoo etc Sappy... done making fun of Wresting, so you must move onto making fun of canada now? wrestling is almost as gay as canada how do i get to watch sweaty guys run around in tights and touch each other's asses? What time, etc? Mmm... love those sweaty men. mr. ass is a good wrestler with a bad gimmick a good wrestler? hahah. it's all planned out. if they were really fighting, they'd be all bloody every match i find it kind of amusing they call it "sports" entertainment that's what it is fuck, anything qualifies as a sport then "BBL, I have to go watch a scripted, fake, homosexual wrestling match with hopes of it taking the place of a real life!" Jenny Lewis is older now too...it is now okay to "touch her breasts" I doubt she got them reduced. Hey Sappy, how far did you get in Peek-a-Boo poker p0rn? just Full House Francene? But if it's Ryan Breton you're talking about... He's a fucking wigger. Pok-er Penny is one tough ho she kicked my ass *** BkdTatrHrt changes topic to ' Fukk impostrs!@#' *** Topic is ' Oh god I just wanna lick that little Dave Edison's tight anus!@#' *** Set by BkdTatrHrt on Wed Apr 12 20:12:56 I got thrown out of a gas station today Je n'ai aucun "homowork" ce soir! pokemon ga suki ja nai pokemon can suck your cock? * Bubblun looks at asian porn and dreams of Asami... eh, back to Panesian p0rn now.. i did some reasearch about that ie bug... c:\con\con * Sappy is immune because he has windows 3.11 damm you, little technology-deficient guy :D "FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH! You use free service message boards! EAT SHIT EAT SHIT!" yeah, USAgent is doing a good enough job of flaming him :D Sappy, you log too much shit... i log everything * BkdTatrHrt tears his ears off the word fuckshit owns a winner is Kid-Niki! my comp fucks to hell running java what?? win 3.11 has a weakness?? i don't think 75mhz and a small amount of memory mixes with java very well * Sappy smacks his fuckshit computer MY BALLS ARE ITCHING LIKE CRAZY! all states have sodomy laws drat, now I can't fuck the new cow! RELEASE THE MILK FROM YOUR TEATS!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID COW OH BESSIE! yes tato, of course, all the quotes pages are 90% you anyway *** BkdTatrHrt is now known as blienk Oh Dave you turn me on i'm getting all hot and bothered time to insert! ROFLOLWLLTIME Rolling ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OUT LOUD WITH LUCKY LUCYS TITS IN MY EAR Why do all jewish men get circumcised???? because jewish women won't take anything unless it's 20% off!!! -drums- hmm, that's pretty lame * BkdTatrHrt uses the U-Force on Bubble Bath Babes * BkdTatrHrt grabs some infared tits GRAB GRAB FINGER FINGER *The Power Glove by Mattel(tm) should not be used as a mastubatory device under any circumstances* hey bubblun, you work at funco right? * Bubblun dodges bottle soon to be thrown at head, and nods "yes" sacrificing two chickens and a goat gets me a 56K connection for an hour I have to drip their blood into my modem I can't leave Steve Case's cult or he'll beat me again *** Sappy changes topic to ' steve case is my dad' <`Jin> im causing trouble in #lesbian *** Bubblun changes topic to 'Auto-Fellatio #1!' Whip it! And whip it good. Are you demeaning my devotion to Devo, Sappy? :D devo r0x me <`Jin> FUCK ALL OF YOU NES KIDDIES, SNES IS BETTER THAN NES YOU FAGGOTS <`Jin> and it is BOO <`Jin> i still think its much better except for the fact that it isn't *** Bubblun sets mode: +o OSG *** Bubblun sets mode: -o OSG *** Sappy sets mode: +o OSG Are you playing with my @, Bubblun? I'd rather play with your hot slot * Sappy requests permission to play with OSG's hot slot. Which one? I have many hot slots, and some are not for amusement. <`Jin> HEIL ITW DER FUHRER = ITW Kill Whitey! *** Sappy sets mode: -o OSG Sappy #1 *** Sappy sets mode: +o OSG :D :D *** Sappy sets mode: +o OSG ;d ;D :D *** Sappy sets mode: +b *!*@*.gov *** Sappy sets mode: +b *!*@*.cx NOBODY FROM THE CHIRSTMAS ISLANDS ALLOWED ROTFLWTIME ROTFLWTIME = rolling on the floor laughing with tits in my ear lol i don't feel like making a page for myself so go away you stupid dumb idiot I changed my name because I saw a dude on a Linux board posting with JayDaPimp -- I felt so copied where did you get SPman spman is just a shortened version of "sperm man" Short Penis Man (sorry I couldnt resist BAD JAY) *** Topic is 'Cumming Soon: Ejaculating On The Homeless' *** Set by BkdTatrHrt on Mon Apr 24 22:02:46 * OSG slaps AOL with a novelty-sized trout * Sappy drinks a nice glass of vinegar I was at this arcade selling place, and they turned a SMB1 standup into a fucking fishtank And a Ms. Pacman into a desk. Those homos. I have sex dreams occasionally..they're awesome...until I can feel my load blowing in my underwear...nevermind my god that is graphic, why the fuck did you tell us?! I hope you shop at K-mart... Cheep undies. DON'T SMOKE chew tobacco :D Contrary to populaR belief... Smoking is good for you. i godda hear this :D It cures lung cancer and heart disease. LOL It helps pregnant women. And, best of all, it is a degongestant. Second hand smoke is bad, though D: