"It just plained sucked, really bad. Damn, I hope the nightmare is over soon." -Link

"I should have used a HTML editor instead of Quickpage, dum, I think..." -Icarus

"Hey, this site blows goats." -OctoPooki

"Bitcharus, get out of #nes98." -_KuMA_

"I can't think of any right now..." -MrBungle

"Icarus couldn't run a site with a gun to his head! -Kasady

"Zelda's a guy?!? What is this, The Crying Game??" -Spofforth


ThE NeS ShIt RoCkEt HaS cRasHeD, aNd ThE nEs WhOrEhOuSe hAs MoVeD iN!!!!!@


Welcome to the NES Rocket. It has now crashed. Thats right, everyones favorite ten year old, Icarus, the one you love to hate, has lost his puny mind! Its over!@# The sites done for! Watch in horror as I defile it!

Listen, I`m having a new rule for the webmasters here, if you suck my dick on tuesdays you're in.

Satelite News
Dumb Shit we have to say about our bi-annual updates..

Game Genie Island
We collect Game Genie codes too, because we suck! This is the only way we can get close to beating a game, but we still can't!

The NES Rocket Chat
Chat with losers who are too stupid for IRC. They all suck.


NES Rocket Transmission Codes
Ahhh...another gay section of our shitbox website! BE AFRAID!!@#

NES Rocket Warp Zone
Get the funk out, mofo! This is supposed to be our links section, but it doesn't exist anymore! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

NES Rocket's Message Board
The message board!!! This is where we gays talk horny to each other.

Ask da Goombas!
Uhh....I fantasise about having sex with a goomba! Mmmm...hmmmmhmmm...

The Goomba Show!
Da Goomba's talk about sex!


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View My Gaybook, having sex with Zelda!

No one ever visited this site, so why need a counter damnit?

And the point of this site is, do not upset angry NES webmasters.

This page is ran by Ick-anus, Zeldafag, Randybitch, and Cecilwhore.



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